JawD 99 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 A bloke is standing having a piss when he looks down to his left and see's a bloke who his really small having a piss. He cant help but notice this bloke has a massive cock. The small man catches him glancing and just grins. Small bloke - "Big eh" he says. Big Bloke - "its the biggest dick I've ever seen!" Small Bloke - "Aaah, thats because I'm a leprechaun and we all have big dicks." Big bloke - "Hey I wish I had one as big as that like" Leprechaun "Tell you what, I'll grant you one wish and you can have one this big if you like?" Big bloke - "You would! Oh that would be fantastic" Leprechaun - "But! First you must do something for me to get this wish" Big bloke - "Aye whats that?" Leprechaun - "Let me take you up the arse for 10 mins" Big bloke thinks for a while before saying "Yeah ok, 10 mins I can take for that reward like" So the Leprechaun jumps up and starts taking the big bloke up the arse, 9 mins in he asks "So, how old are you?" Big bloke - "I'm 39" Leprechaun - "...... ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "39? and you still believe in Leprechauns?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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