bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I nearly pissed mesel with this one Paddy & Seamus are flying a plane, as they approached the Dublin airfield, the tower heard: PILOT - Bejeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings I ever did, Shamus. CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !! PILOT - Royt, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engines in reverse !! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !! PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down full !! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat too, Paddy !! PILOT - An den stomp an der brakes as hard as ye can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!! CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, Paddy, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. So, as the wheels touched the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stomped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all of his soul. The brakes screeched, the tires squealed, and there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the passengers, as they untangled themselves from the overhead baggage and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop just a few meters from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be deshartist fookin runway in de world!" Shamus replied, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Yes, Paddy, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Canny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regie24 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 love it mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Howay, man, that must be twenty years old at least. What about: Paddy is flying across to Belfast. About 20 mins from landing and the pilot announces over the tannoy 'Please take your seats for landing as we will shortly be arriving at Belfast' With this news, Paddy, as happy as owt, starts shouting 'Belfast. Belfast. Belfast' The stewardess, in annoyance, shouts at Paddy 'Be silent!' Paddy: 'Elfast. Elfast. Elfast' Well at least mine's new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Booo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Booo Aw c'mon, Berb's is not thaaat bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Booo Aw c'mon, Berb's is not thaaat bad. I like his man It is hard to totally create a joke though. Im not even going to try. It would probably just mimic the blueprint of the two above and people would understand the relation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 But why did Seamus change his name to Shamus? I dont get that bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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