Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Want fucking shot imo. Loads of these twats where I work, the worst being those fat bastards who do it under the guise of having a hot drink they think they'll spill if they take the stairs and have to broadcast it to everyone in the lift to make themselves feel better. Lazy bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Far more likely to spill it when the lift judders to a halt. Cull 'em all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I bet SMO does like, a male working in HR, you know the sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Why can't people always look for the silver lining? Better they get the lift than hold up traffic on the stairs with their slow moving wide load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Look on the bright side. All these people going to different floors means more time for SO to spend in the lift, meaning even less time doing any work. Justifiable absence innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 21, 2008 Author Share Posted January 21, 2008 I do fuck all on a daily basis anyway my friend! Not cos I'm a lazy bastard but cos there's nee work to be done - no wonder I'm getting redeployed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 But the more floors the lift stops at, the less time he's got for an imaginary blowjob off the hot lass from accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 21, 2008 Author Share Posted January 21, 2008 But the more floors the lift stops at, the less time he's got for an imaginary blowjob off the hot lass from accounts. She's not in accounts, she's in Comms!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 But the more floors the lift stops at, the less time he's got for an imaginary blowjob off the hot lass from accounts. She's not in accounts, she's in Comms!! That's no way to talk about a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I was so livid once I chinned this disabled for doing precisely that. The lift reached the first floor before he hit the fucking deck, thus illustrating the point I'd been trying to make! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Some fucking monsters where SMO works like, used to boil my piss as well. Though I was usually getting out on the 1st floor anyway and walking the rest of the way due to me not being able to reach the buttons for the other floors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 To be fair like one flight of stairs is taking the piss but........if you sat in Level 7 fat bastard or not, you would understand why people feign limps to get the lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 To be fair like one flight of stairs is taking the piss but........if you sat in Level 7 fat bastard or not, you would understand why people feign limps to get the lift. "I am afflicted by a bald patch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 To be fair like one flight of stairs is taking the piss but........if you sat in Level 7 fat bastard or not, you would understand why people feign limps to get the lift. It's all right for old people to be using the lift to L7 like We had to fucking leg it on Saturday all the way up those fuckers and we still missed kick off. Fucking knackered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I never go in a lift. Always take the stairs no matter how many floors. Not because of my fitness but because I can't bear to be shut in a lift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I never go in a lift. Always take the stairs no matter how many floors. Not because of my fitness but because I can't bear to be shut in a lift! Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I never go in a lift. Always take the stairs no matter how many floors. Not because of my fitness but because I can't bear to be shut in a lift! Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise I expect you'd try and take my mind off my fear wouldn't you Snakey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I never go in a lift. Always take the stairs no matter how many floors. Not because of my fitness but because I can't bear to be shut in a lift! Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise I expect you'd try and take my mind off my fear wouldn't you Snakey? No problem, Bev, no flippin' problem! Once the charm starts, you'd forget all about your worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 i take the stairs - the lifts at tyneview park are fucking deathtraps, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 There's a few lazy bastards like this at my work - of course if it stops on one floor and there's a delivery guy or the office junior with a trolley or a load of boxes or something, you can guarantee none of them will even consider getting out and walking one more flight, instead making them wait for the next one. I never get the lift and I find it hilarious when people get stuck in it because they were too lazy to climb (or even worse, descend) one flight of stairs. Karmatastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Some fucker does this at my work - bad enough but their wheelchair takes up almost ALL the fucking lift too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Some fucker does this at my work - bad enough but their wheelchair takes up almost ALL the fucking lift too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 To be fair like one flight of stairs is taking the piss but........if you sat in Level 7 fat bastard or not, you would understand why people feign limps to get the lift. When I was on crutches a year or so back, I was due up in level 7 and the steward offered me the lift, but said my lass had to take the stairs! I laughed in his face, but he was deadly serious! I took the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11109 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 shs tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Want fucking shot imo. Loads of these twats where I work, the worst being those fat bastards who do it under the guise of having a hot drink they think they'll spill if they take the stairs and have to broadcast it to everyone in the lift to make themselves feel better. Lazy bastards! I tend to only take the lift if I have to move a trolley-load of equipment between floors... That said, I've lost count of the amount of times H&S have given me a mouthfull for carrying drinks on the stairs - can't win in this day and age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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