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Not a lot of people know that...... John Peel played my single

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I think that deserves a bit of respect. :wacko:

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I dunno like, you had to filter through a canny bit of shite to hear owt decent ;)

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slapped somebody in the face with a sponge cricket bat

 

Oh, that made me laugh. Was it in a Vic and Bob stylee?

 

And if you're still at school you definitely don't want to be married in 5 years time.

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Heheh, clearly I was joking about the married part. Being a bit ironic you see. Nah, wasn't funny...

 

I just smacked that kid in the face. Annoyed me. But it was ages ago. I'm not a psycho anymore.

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Real first name: Steve ;)

 

Nickname: Charlie, Geordie (original huh), Charlts (Eggy at school but I have kinda lived through that now)

 

Age: 34

 

Occupation: marketing officer/general dog's body

 

Location: Swansea

 

Language(s) spoken? english i suppose

 

Avatart - why? was listening to a bit of Ivor Cutler at the time so it seemed like a good idea

 

Previous avatarts? oor wullie, morrissey

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? emm, a few years ago when philip craig poached me from the newcastle newsgroup

 

Board highlights?currently enjoying the fun everyone is ahving with Asprilla's Foreskin!

 

Board lowlights? the grief that that man utd fan was getting on the old board

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? whatever else i could get

 

Pets? goldfish, hamster, cat recently dead and family are nagging for a dog

 

I play a bit like.... john burridge, if he was a winger, and still playing now

 

Football heroes? peter beardsley, paul goddard

 

Football villains? dennis wise, mark dennis

 

Best advice given? sometimes being uncool is quite cool

 

Ideal partner? melanie sykes, gail porter, natalie imbruglia

 

Ideal dinner date? jonathon ross :lol:

 

Ideal meal? steak & ale pie and chips, with a pint ( of course)

 

Can you cook? i can heat up beans, put potato waffles under the grill and fry an egg when my wife is at work ( Dad tea night!)

 

Current wheels? rover 100 ;)

 

Biggest influence? hash, morrissey and my wife ;)

 

TV programmes? current faves are 'Lost' and Rock Star INXS

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? burger and chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? currently Chinese, Satay Chicken

 

Favourite tunes? bloody hell what a question! floyd, beatles, smiths, zeppelin, bunnymen, small faces etc etc etc

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? i really wouldn't touch either

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney

 

Favourite film? reservoir dogs

 

If I won a million pounds.... my wife would probably waste it

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 16, brown ale

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? nah i was a good boy (probably a bit of a nerd to be honest)

 

Favourite insult? arsehole

 

Not a lot of people know that......my kids are watching Inspector Gadget on the telly now whilst I finish this post and take them to bed

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? twenty quid on some shoes i think (i rarely buy myself clothes, I let my wife do that ! )

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3

 

I'm obsessed with..... this board

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... happy

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Real first name: Daniel

 

Nickname: Statto, Dexter

 

Age: Not old enough ;)

 

Occupation: Lazy student type

 

Location: North Yorkshire (aka Teesside)

 

Language(s) spoken? English and fairly good conversational French.

 

Avatart - Erm......

 

Previous avatarts? Pierluigi, Eugene from BB, Guy from Cilit Bang adverts.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001. ;) I'm a sad bassa me.

 

Board highlights? The general cracking banter of the old days; the late night craic on General Chat.

 

Board lowlights? The split.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Doesn't apply

 

Pets? Nah

 

I play a bit like.... Amdy Faye

 

Football heroes? Shay Given, Nobby Solano, Graham Poll....

 

Football villains? Robbie Savage, Wayne Rooney.

 

Best advice given? The worst mistake is a mistake repeated.

 

Ideal partner? Skye from Neighbours, Carol Vorderman. Has to be someone intelligent.

 

Ideal dinner date? Meenzer. ;) Failing that, Julian Manyon. :lol:

 

Ideal meal? Me mam's Sunday roast or Chinese. I eat absolutely anything though.

 

Can you cook? Not really.

 

Biggest influence? don't have any influences.

 

TV programmes? Simpsons, BBC News at 10.

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, but will eat either.

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, could eat it all day. Sweet and sour anything. Can handle Indian, but won't eat anything spicier than a korma.

 

Favourite tunes? Too numerous.

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? ABI! Jodi mings.

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither

 

Favourite film? House of Flying Daggers.

 

If I won a million pounds.... Buy Sky News and make it decent.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, glass of lager. Was mank, still don't like alcohol except for wine.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'm a swot!

 

Favourite insult? mong

 

Not a lot of people know that...... Nowt. I'm boring.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably £40 on a Toon top. I have a massive eye for a bargain. :D

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2

 

I'm obsessed with..... t'internet, football, news.

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Working for the BBC.

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Real first name: Daniel

 

Nickname: Statto, Dexter

 

Age: Not old enough  ;)

 

Occupation: Lazy student type

 

Location: North Yorkshire (aka Teesside)

 

Language(s) spoken? English and fairly good conversational French.

 

Avatart - Erm......

 

Previous avatarts? Pierluigi, Eugene from BB, Guy from Cilit Bang adverts.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001.  ;) I'm a sad bassa me.

 

Board highlights? The general cracking banter of the old days; the late night craic on General Chat.

 

Board lowlights? The split.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Doesn't apply

 

Pets? Nah

 

I play a bit like.... Amdy Faye

 

Football heroes? Shay Given, Nobby Solano, Graham Poll....

 

Football villains? Robbie Savage, Wayne Rooney.

 

Best advice given? The worst mistake is a mistake repeated.

 

Ideal partner? Skye from Neighbours, Carol Vorderman. Has to be someone intelligent.

 

Ideal dinner date? Meenzer.  ;) Failing that, Julian Manyon. :lol:

 

Ideal meal? Me mam's Sunday roast or Chinese. I eat absolutely anything though.

 

Can you cook? Not really.

 

Biggest influence? don't have any influences.

 

TV programmes? Simpsons, BBC News at 10.

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, but will eat either.

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, could eat it all day. Sweet and sour anything. Can handle Indian, but won't eat anything spicier than a korma.

 

Favourite tunes? Too numerous.

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? ABI! Jodi mings.

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither

 

Favourite film? House of Flying Daggers.

 

If I won a million pounds.... Buy Sky News and make it decent.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, glass of lager. Was mank, still don't like alcohol except for wine.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'm a swot!

 

Favourite insult? mong

 

Not a lot of people know that...... Nowt. I'm boring.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably £40 on a Toon top. I have a massive eye for a bargain.  :D

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2

 

I'm obsessed with..... t'internet, football, news.

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Working for the BBC.

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You do know that being called Dexter is not a good thing? Reading the rest, I understand why.

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I didn't post it, Southern Geordie did. ;) Was a screenshot from a webcam convo we were having. And I looked more like Dexter when I had blonde hair. :lol:

 

And aye, I did do moderately well in my GCSEs, but I wouldn't call myself too intelligent. Fucked up in all the sciences though, hate em.

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FAO Wacky Jnr

 

Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! :lol:

 

If I won a million pounds.... I would give wor lass £100,000 and tell her that if i see her again i'll take it back off her - Fucking class! Couldn't see myself giving wor lass owt though to be honest!

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Real first name: Daniel

 

Nickname: Smooth Operator/Fanny Rat

 

Age: 26

 

Occupation: Professional internet browser in government time

 

Location: Walkerville

 

Language(s) spoken? Mainly English but the language of love after the watershed

 

Avatart - why? Don't have one, not particulary IT minded therefore can't figure out how the fuck to put one on, although i've tried and everything i pick is the wrong size or something!

 

Previous avatarts? On other boards wor lass naked & Tino

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Couple of months back

 

Board highlights? My Greek apartment shaving exploits!

 

Board lowlights? None as yet ;)

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Some other shit paying, dead end, no chance of promotion job

 

Pets? None myself but the bairn has 2 rabbits and i run a pet care business alongside my current job, anyone interested send me a message

 

I play a bit like.... Cross between David Batty and Peter Beardsley

 

Football heroes? Tino, Gazza, Rui Costa, Dragan Stoikovic,

 

Football villains? Savage, Wise, Fumaca, Faye,

 

Best advice given? If it doesn't go in first time it's just not meant to go in there!

 

Ideal partner? Adriana Lima

 

Ideal dinner date? Al Pacino

 

Ideal meal? Mince & Dumplings

 

Can you cook? For shizzle

 

Current wheels? Black Lexus IS200 - commonly known as the dogs bollocks

 

Biggest influence? Can't honestly say i have one

 

TV programmes? Sopranos, Lost, Desperate Housewives (Eva Longoria scenes only!)

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, chicken in black bean sauce

 

Favourite tunes? Oasis, Stone Roses, Charlatans, Kanye West, Mos Def, Otis Reading, Marvin Gaye, Al Green

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi everytime, girls and big noses just don't mix

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney on the basis i've been told i will look like him when i'm his age!

 

Favourite film? Godfather

 

If I won a million pounds.... i'd be considerably richer than you!

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, Special Brew, we didn't fuck about.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Not a chance i was a model pupil, or more to the fact they didn't kick me out cos i was a sporting superstar with friends (governors) in high places!

 

Favourite insult? Twat - said correctly can be devastating!

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I nearly made it, played in the same team as McClen and Beharell at the school of excellence under John Carver only to be told at 16 i wouldn't be kept on

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 on a jumper

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 pairs of shoes 6 pairs of trainers

 

I'm obsessed with..... free internet sex sites, anyone got any good ones?

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....Making a living as a George Clooney lookalike with a million quid in my back pocket cruising in my Lexus with my wireless laptop on hand to surf some free porn sites :lol:

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Why do so many people have blokes as their ideal dinner date?!  :lol:

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For conversational reason i believe, if i put down a sweet bird i would only try and get into her knickers and despite being fairly confident i'd get into them ( ;) ) it could possibly backifre horribly and then it would be far from ideal.

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FAO Wacky Jnr

 

Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son!  ;)

 

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I think you'll find you're wrong there son

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:lol:

 

A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat.

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Whats hers is mine

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FAO Wacky Jnr

 

Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son!  ;)

 

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I think you'll find you're wrong there son

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:lol:

 

A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat.

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Whats hers is mine

:D

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If that's your philosophy then if you had a million quid, what's yours is hers! ;)

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