manc-mag 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Not likely, I'm a selfish self centered cunt, i thought you knew that. wheres this picture of your lass? Do you want me to post one of the ones I've got of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea? 36971[/snapback] You know her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 FAO Wacky Jnr Current wheels? Volvo V40 - What you lass drives cos you can't doesn't count here son! 36922[/snapback] I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea? 36971[/snapback] You know her 36973[/snapback] Only in the Biblical sense, son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Mag 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Steve Nickname: Dobber Age: 27 Occupation: Chippy Location: North London Language(s) spoken? English-ish Avatart - why? Why not? Previous avatarts? N/A Tell us when you first joined the boards? Last month Board highlights? Owen signing Board lowlights? N/A What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Mechanic Pets? N/A I play a bit like.... Graeme Le Saux Football heroes? Shearer, Zidane Football villains? Anyone who gives less than 100% Best advice given? Keep it in your trousers Ideal partner? Kelly Brook Ideal dinner date? Kelly Brook Ideal meal? Italian Can you cook? A bit Current wheels? White van (!) Biggest influence? Parents TV programmes? MOTD, Who wants to be a millionaire Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Number 74 Favourite tunes? Whatever's on the radio Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Both George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? The Italian Job (1st one) If I won a million pounds.... I'd get Kelly's number..... Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14, lager. Never looked back Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Shaht it Not a lot of people know that......I'm a black belt in karate Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Too much How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... Kelly Brook In 5 years time, I hope to be.... less obsessed by Kelly Brook 36190[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Why do so many people have blokes as their ideal dinner date?! 36949[/snapback] It's a dinner date, not a fucking shag! Perhaps they'd prefer a stimulating conversation rather than having to teach some daft bint how to hold her knife and fork properly...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish Well it would be wouldn't it, you're a chippy I'll get me coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3342 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Real first name: steven (I know, I know!) Nickname: sammy Age: 37 Occupation: producer/editor Location: sydney, just down the road from newcastle. Language(s) spoken? english and enough french to order rabbit for dinner. Avatart - why? none Previous avatarts? me, nicky butt traitor and souness fucking nufc Tell us when you first joined the boards? not that long ago, august Board highlights? mkaing the gold section with jesus wept and pubes or no pubes threads Board lowlights? the constant Bellmay arguments, he's gone let's let go people. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? travelling Pets? nope I play a bit like.... gazza, in his later years. great passing and vision but to lazy to chase 20 year olds the length of the pitch. Football heroes? pedro, rob lee, nobby solano, johnny warren and waddle. Football villains? savage, wise, cole (for his lack of repect after he left) and I fuckin hate roy keane. Best advice given? Never had any advice from Shay. Ideal partner? Unfortunately she left me. Ideal dinner date? See above. Ideal meal? Depends but usually involves various meats. Can you cook? Dam straight Current wheels? Two, a highly modified 1986 Subaru Rx Turbo that I'm building for competition and a 1973 Holden HQ Premier that I'm driving until the other is finished and then it will be restored. Biggest influence? Jen my mother, strongest person I've ever meet. My arse of a father for everything I will never be. TV programmes? Football. Law and Order. Good British drama. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish, grilled. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Lamb pancakes, crispy skin chicken, cha sui buns. Not big on indian food. Favourite tunes? swervedriver, jesus and mary chain, my bloody valentine, I seem to have a genre don't I? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? They're both a bit Sam Fox aren't they. Can I have Aria Giovanni if I have to choose a large breasted woman? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? As actors they are both ok, as people neither. Favourite film? Blade Runner If I won a million pounds.... make my first feature film. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Didn't drink until I was 19 as I played football seriously, probably vodka. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes and ended up at a catholic school because of it. Favourite insult? Don't have one in particular but I think a witty retort is far greater than a simple fuck you. Not a lot of people know that...... I'm covered in tattooes. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $600 on french lingerie for my ex. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 shoes but 5 pairs of football boots. I'm obsessed with..... football in rugby/cricket/aerial ping pong playing country. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... alive, creating something to make an audience think and question their beliefs and sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Ideal dinner date? Meenzer. Failing that, Julian Manyon. 36892[/snapback] You're a ledge, kidda. *MSN nerd smiley* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Ideal partner? Michelle McManus Not a lot of people know that......I'm an excellent pool player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Real first name: David Nickname: None, really. Age: 24 Occupation: Marketing Location: North Shields Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? My name is Zebra, you work it out. Previous avatarts? None. Tell us when you first joined the boards? On and off- a little while ago. Rejoined recently. Board highlights? Not much to say. Just like contributing and debate. Board lowlights? erm... What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Trying to become a writer. Pets? A dog called Tess. I play a bit like.... Bruce Grobbelar. Or so I've been told. Football heroes? Beardsley Football villains? Beckham and Keane. Can't understand the hype. Best advice given? "Shut up, for Christ's sake!" Me Dad. Many times. Ideal partner? Kelly Brook, please. Ideal dinner date? Not too sure... Ideal meal? Italian or Indian. Not bothered, as long as there's no fish. Can you cook? If you like Toast and Noodles with a fry-up, then yes. Current wheels? Don't drive yet. Biggest influence? George Lucas and Kevin Smith TV programmes? Office, Pheonix nights Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Favourite tunes? CKY Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Between them? Neither. I prefer lasses with class. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pass. Favourite film? Empire strikes Back/ Clerks If I won a million pounds.... I'd make a better go of me life. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? eight. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No. I was a quiet yet disturbed child. Favourite insult? Yo Mama! Not a lot of people know that...... Michael caine used to say that a lot. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £50. I'm a cheap ass. How many pairs of shoes do you own? two. I'm obsessed with..... Films and CKY In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Not Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted September 25, 2005 Author Share Posted September 25, 2005 Real first name: Ritchie Nickname: Don`t really have one but as of late a few people have been calling me Gringo Age: 27 Occupation: Student Location: Near Loch Lomond in Bonnie Scotland Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? Cause hes a Scottish dude.. Previous avatarts?.. Tell us when you first joined the boards? From the early early days though i can`t remember who got me to come on but i`m sure it was one of the old members from the official board, so may have been Isegrim or Walliver? Board highlights? Cheyne/Blaydon/Tyne/Bennie/Adidas V Alex. However that was back in the day before he became a "raver". I also enjoyed HTTs pm to Craig when the bitchfighting was going on after the split..."done like a kipper" Board lowlights? The merge (for some reason it never worked) What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Postman Pets? A cat - Dylan I play a bit like.... Andy Griffin. Not the best footballer in the world but i dont half like to kick people and get stuck in. Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Nolberto Solano Football villains? Lucas Neill and Kevin Muscat though a special mention must go to Cantona and Schmeichel who i feel were the main reasons manyoo caught us when we had that 12 point lead. Best advice given? Just say no.... Ideal partner? The missus Ideal dinner date? Sheryl Crow Ideal meal? Mexican Can you cook? Yes, i love to cook. Current wheels? Chauffeur driven Landrover Biggest influence? Parents TV programmes? Sopranos Burger and chips or fish and chips? Swordfish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. I eat most things apart from bloody Kormas.. Favourite tunes? Sheryl Crow, Counting Crows Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi although they are both a pair of "hooers" George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Scarface If I won a million pounds.... Pay off my student debts.. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Dunno about 14 i think on Merrydown Cider Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Ya bawbag.. Not a lot of people know that......I'm a black belt in karate Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Too much How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 I'm obsessed with..... Newcastle United In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Married, working, have a nice home and maybe expecting my first child..(well not me, the missus obviously ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Real first name: Thomas Nickname: Tom Age: 26 Occupation: Mature Student Location: Heaton Language(s) spoken? Geordie, English, OK-ish/rusty Spanish and a tiny bit of Irish-Gaelic Avatart - why? Swept away in a wave of euphoric Owenmania Previous avatarts? Dunno Tell us when you first joined the boards? Dunno Board highlights? Pass Board lowlights? Pass What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably wasting my life Pets? None at the moment I play a bit like.... The most inept player you've ever seen, only worse Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, David Kelly, Gavin Peacock, Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand, Laurent Robert, Tino Asprilla Football villains? David Speedie, Robbie Savage, Mark Bosnich Best advice given? You're unhappy with what you're doing so go back to Uni Ideal partner? An intelligent, laid back Brunette who has a good taste in music Ideal dinner date? Dunno. Have to give it some thought Ideal meal? A nice curry with all the works Can you cook? When I put my mind to it, I'm alright yeah Current wheels? A mountain bike Biggest influence? Lame I know, but my parents TV programmes? Other than Football - Phoenix Nights, Numerous History programmes, Balls of Steel, Bromwell High Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or Indian? What do you order? I prefer Indian, but I like Chinese as well. Indian, My favourites are milder ones - Korma/Malaya/Kashmiri with either chips or Pilau Rice or a Birayani + Peshwari Naan and an Onion Bhaji as well if I'm feeling greedy. Chinese, Deep Fried Crispy Pork, Egg Fried Rice and Prawn Crackers. Favourite tunes? So many. A few of the bands I like: Stone Roses, Oasis, Maximo Park, The Clash, The Editors, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, New Order, The Subways, The Who, The Smiths. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? I find both foul George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Favourites include Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Twin Town, Back To The Future Trilogy, 24 Hour Party People, The Great Escape, The Longest Day and A Bridge Too Far If I won a million pounds.... By a decent house and travel around a bit Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? I was probably about 5 or 6. My dad used to let me have a bit of his beer. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nah. Worst I got was 3 detentions in the the whole of the time I was there, and they weren't for anything particularly bad - talking/chewing in class - that sort of thing. Favourite insult? I'm fond of Cuntfuck, Fuckdog and Shitehawk Not a lot of people know that...... I'm related to the (dead) actor, Cary Grant (real name Archibald Leach). Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £250 on a jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7. 2 pairs of Adidas Superstars, a pair of Puma Romas, a pair of Gola slip ons, a pair of Clarks outdoors style shoes with good grips I bought for when it's icy, a pair of black loafers and a pair of black lace up formal shoes I'm obsessed with..... Alternative history and how events could have differed from reality In 5 years time, I hope to be.... 31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 *bump* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaalan 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) Real first name: Aalok Nickname: aaalan Age: 22 Occupation: Student (Mechanical Engineering) Location: Bombay Language(s) spoken? English,gujrati,bit of french Avatart - why? Big AL Previous avatarts? Dunno Tell us when you first joined the boards? Last week(seems lik a decade though) Board highlights? rocks Board lowlights? Off Topic wavering What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably wasting my life Pets? None at the moment I play a bit like.... The grrrrrrrreeeaaat (in a N-O way) one himself Football heroes? SIR ALAN SHEARER Football villains? ROY KEANE,BRAMBLE,BOUMSONG Best advice given? Not good enough to give advice Ideal partner? errmm Ideal dinner date? Dunno. Have to give it some thought Ideal meal? anything vegeterain Can you cook? When I put my mind to it, I'm alright yeah Current wheels? Suzuki Swift Biggest influence? AL TV programmes? Eastenders Burger and chips or fish and chips? None Chinese or Indian? What do you order? CHINESE(veg) Favourite tunes? So many. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?clooney Favourite film? ring,pirates of the carri.. If I won a million pounds.... keep in bank Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Havent taseted one..dont intend to taste one Ever suspended/expelled from school? you because i tripped the teacher..lol Favourite insult? --- Not a lot of people know that...... I am hindu by birth, Hindu/christian by faith Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? === How many pairs of shoes do you own? 6(4 + 2 pairs of studs) I'm obsessed with..... Big Al In 5 years time, I hope to be.... a settled individual rocks Edited February 15, 2006 by aaalan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djimi 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Real first name: - Lizzie Nickname: - Djimi Age: - 20 Occupation: - Good question Location: - Norn Iron (The Gold Coast) Language(s) spoken? - Basic French and Spanish Avatart - why? - Scotland Shirt cause im partly Scottish Previous avatarts? - Various Henchoz ones and Norn Iron players Tell us when you first joined the boards? Board highlights? - Board lowlights? - What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? - Football Photographer Pets? - 1 dog I play a bit like.... - Djimi Traore Football heroes? - Alan Shearer, David Healy and George Best Football villains? - Anyone who plays for United, Chelsea, Arsenal or Ards Best advice given? - Nobodys Perfect , so why should you be Ideal partner? Ideal dinner date? - Tim Mouncey Ideal meal? - Irish Stew Can you cook? - Aye Current wheels? Biggest influence? - My Da TV programmes? - Smackdown, MOTD, Season Ticket, The Premiership Years Burger and chips or fish and chips? - Burger and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? - Chinese Favourite tunes? - Green Day, Offspring, Oasis, Drowning Pool and Queen Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Favourite film? - Walking Tall If I won a million pounds.... - Probably die of shock Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Ever suspended/expelled from school? - Aye Favourite insult? - Not a lot of people know that...... - I got chatted up by a footballer Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? - £40 on a football shirt How many pairs of shoes do you own? - just the 1 pair I'm obsessed with..... - Football In 5 years time, I hope to be.... - still alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10663 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Real first name: - Dave Nickname: - Geordie Age: - 24 Occupation: - Student Psychology/philosophy Location: - 't' Leeeeeeds Language(s) spoken? - English, Basic French, phrases in another ten languages that I've learnt parrot fashion Avatart - why? - dunno, forgot what I was searching for on google image... quite like it though Previous avatarts? -Stewie Griffin, Big Al, Hugo Viana...oh and the Punisher Skull Tell us when you first joined the boards? honestly don't remember I'd gues a couple of years I think... Board highlights? - Steves thread of man love, being right about Souness Board lowlights? - being wrong about Robson (he had to go ) What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? - Psycho-therapist/ drifter Pets? - nope, never had one either I play a bit like.... - Michael Essien, tough tackling, sometimes dirty. Football heroes? - Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee Football villains? - Cheats, also Peter Crouch and Lee Hendrie Best advice given? - Always look on the bright side of life (thanks Monty) Ideal partner? Elaine Farrel. Ideal dinner date? - Bill Clinton. Don't idolise him, but I think the conversation would be good. Ideal meal? - something home made and original, either tipping it's hat to Italian or Mexican food. Can you cook? - a little, I'm a little too experimental in the kitchen and often over-spice things.. Current wheels? nothing other than the Peasant Wagon. No point in a car at the mo. Biggest influence? - My Dad TV programmes? - West Wing, MotD, Daily show with John Stewart, My name is Earl, Scrubs, Firefly, Family Guy Burger and chips or fish and chips? - Neither, I'm off take-aways, but usually fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? - Indian, but I'm off takeaways Favourite tunes? - Paul Weller-you do something to me, Baba Oreilly- The Who, those stand the test of time, but I change musical tastes as often as I shower (which is every morning unlike some of you grubby little fuckers) Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? neither, I prefer brains to boobs tbh George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? I reckon they'd both be good for a laugh, but I'd wager George wouldn't take himself lightly.. so probably Brad Favourite film? - Jerry Maguire (sentimental reasons) If I won a million pounds.... - bank most of it, pay off me dads mortgage... Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 12, can o'lager Ever suspended/expelled from school? - suspended for fighting and bullying on a couple of occassions Favourite insult? - there goes an advert for post-natal abortion Not a lot of people know that...... - I've got a wealth of pointless trivia in my head. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? - £150 on a Paul Smith jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 3 pairs of shoes, three pairs of trainers, two pairs of football boots and a pair of sandals I'm obsessed with..... - the motives behind peoples actions In 5 years time, I hope to be.... - practising Psychotherapy, with a fiance/wife and a kid. 94959[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Real first name: Linzi Nickname: Dont have one Age: 33 Occupation: Insolvency Administrator Location: Denton Burn Language(s) spoken?: English Avatart: It was my old email siggy, and my MSN display pic, just thought I'd use it here. Previous avatarts?: Never had any others Tell us when you first joined the boards?: September 05 Board highlights?: Thread called "Toplass-101" Board lowlights?: The above thread was a discussion about me being a man What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?: Police woman (on a horse) Pets?: I've a cat called Lewis I play a bit like.... : Last game I played was called BUZZ (I think) on the Playstation, and I whipped Puds arse on it. Football heroes?: Shearer & Beardsley Football villains?: Best advice given?: 3 things never stay hidden for long... the sun the moon and the truth Ideal partner?: Gives belta cuddles and has a weird looking belly button. Ideal dinner date?: See above. Ideal meal?: My lasagne. Can you cook?: Yeah, I like cooking. Current wheels?: Silver 206 Biggest influence?: Mam TV programmes?: Corra, Little Britain & Max-n-Paddy Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Fish n Chips with plenty salt pepper n vinegar Chinese or indian? What do you order?: Indian, but without chilli, because I sat in a restaurant full of people with tears running down my cheeks last week, much to Puds amusement. Favourite tunes?: Anything except Jazz. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? neither: Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?: Pitt Favourite film?: Dancing Thru The Dark (Its about a hen n stag do in Liverpool) If I won a million pounds: Go part-time. Buy a house for Mam n Dad. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? About 14, Cider Ever suspended/expelled from school?: Nope I was always a good lass at school. Favourite insult?: I dont insult anyone (or try not to) so dont have one. Not a lot of people know that... : My garage is called "the Garage of Filth" Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: Cant stand shopping so not much, probably about £80 on a coat. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 8 and 1 pair of trainers I'm obsessed with..... : Nothing, (well I cant think of anything). In 5 years time, I hope to be.... : As happy as I am now, but live in a house instead of a flat and not be living alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Board lowlights?: The above thread was a discussion about me being a man Aye not one of my favourite threads either Pets?: I've a cat called Lewis Thats not a cat its a fookin Shetland pony! Ideal partner?: Gives belta cuddles and has a weird looking belly button. A sore one now thanks to Cath. Ideal meal?: My lasagne. or Spaghetti Carbonara or "sick on a plate" Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Fish n Chips with plenty salt pepper n vinegar Freak! Chinese or indian? What do you order?: Indian, but without chilli, because I sat in a restaurant full of people with tears running down my cheeks last week, much to Puds amusement. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... : As happy as I am now, but live in a house instead of a flat and not be living alone. 95403[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 (edited) Real first name: Darrel Nickname: Dont have one really unless you count fat bastard Age: 33 Occupation: Company Sales Director Location: Gatesheed Language(s) spoken?: English - just Avatart: Whey its me cow! Previous avatarts?: No never! Tell us when you first joined the boards?: Aaaaages ago, years! Board highlights?: Loafers FRiday being made an official day Board lowlights?: When we lost our home for a while... What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?: Whey Id be on the dole stoopid! Pets?: Two Border Terriers, Oscar & Gimli I play a bit like.... : a blind one legged freak Football heroes?: Beardsley would be the main Football villains?: Anyone who dives & winges. Or Lee Hendrie and thingy who's name escapes me who moved from Leeds to Citeh. Tw@ Best advice given?: Dont get credit (money) Ideal partner?: Yes I have Ideal dinner date?: Me, my wife, Billy Connelly, Spike Milligan, Michael Palin Ideal meal?: Italian over several small courses Can you cook?: Aye a bit, just dont very often Current wheels?: Silver/Blue Merc CLK270 Biggest influence?: Father TV programmes?: Malcolm in the Middle, various discovery channel rubbish Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Fish n Chips with tom sauce n pepper Chinese or indian? What do you order?: Chinees: crispy duck then chicken satay, fried rice. Favourite tunes?: Wide range but fave would be Pink Floyd Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? neither: No ta, or Abi at a push. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?: Pitt for a night on the piss Favourite film?: Dunno, too many. If I won a million pounds: Pay off house etc, give bits to friends & family, esp those who havent had much. Prob leave the country. Ever suspended/expelled from school?: Nah Favourite insult?: I seldom insult other than in jest, Im more a "off the cuff piss taker type". Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: In my 20's prob £150 on a denim jacket. No, £170 on a coat or £120 on jeans. Not now like. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - Shoes maybe 3, but then trainers 2 and boots 2. I'm obsessed with..... : Nah nowt really. I could live without everything I have, bar my wife.... ok and maybe my dogs .. little bastards.. In 5 years ... : Id hope to have kids and be looking for a bigger house! Can I go now? Edited February 16, 2006 by JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 (edited) Real first name: Erm John but known by Sandy which is shortened from my middle name. Nickname: Big nose, Jewboy Age: 23 Occupation: PhD Student in Mechanical Engineering at Newcastle Unavarsity Location: Shipcote by night Language(s) spoken? English (poorly), French (sort of), Italian (enough to get by) Avatart - why? To stay mysterious Previous avatarts? Always the same one Tell us when you first joined the boards? Last summer Board highlights? Board lowlights? What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Working in the oil and gas industry probably in Aberdeen or Grimsby. Pets? Not sure wor lass would like to be known as that. I play a bit like.... Bramble - poor judgement, lack of concentration, Football heroes? Gascoigne Football villains? Jason McAteer Best advice given? Keep your gob shut and your ears open Ideal partner? Looks wise someone like Sarah Chalke, mentality someone who can laugh at themselves Ideal dinner date? Alan Davies, Dylan Moran, some talent Ideal meal? Probably some mediterranian several course feast, Can you cook? I'm still alive. Current wheels? Ford Fiesta Biggest influence? Me Father TV programmes? Father Ted, Peep Show, Family Guy, currently Life on Mars Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese - Beef in black bean sauce Favourite tunes? Can't go wrong with a bit of The Who, The Kinks or Jeff Buckley, recently listening to Kooks, Hard Fi and Editors. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt (in what way?) Favourite film? Usual Suspects, Blues Brothers If I won a million pounds.... I'd be on the first plane to Italy Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Probably about 12, would have been whisky Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Fucktard or mongtard (not exactly highbrow) Not a lot of people know that......I'm actually fairly stupid Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? About three hundred quid How many pairs of shoes do you own? 1 dress shoes, 1 casual shoes, 1 trainers, 1 football trainers, 1 football boots, 1 rugby boots, 1 work boots, I'm obsessed with..... Sitting In 5 years time, I hope to be.... In a canny job, settled down. Edited February 16, 2006 by geordieshandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Real first name: Darrel 95515[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Real first name: Simone Nickname:various depending....Simi, Sim, Radgee, Evil Edna Age: 30 something Occupation: Civil Servant Location: Felling ( Bronx, Beirut whatever) Language(s) spoken?: English, small amount of French, small amount of Italian and some swear words in other obscure languages Avatart: self portrait ???? Previous avatarts?: Queen in Burberry ( homage to the evil charvs ) Tell us when you first joined the boards?: December 05 Board highlights?: tosspots bitching Board lowlights?: tosspots bitching What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?: party planning...I can rustle up a mean "do" Pets?: Lunatic Springer Spaniel called Harry whom we rescued from an evil woman I play a bit like.... : no games.....some guitar....pool Football heroes?: Shearer and Beardsley Football villains?: Dennis Wise Best advice given?: A fool and their money are soon parted....show me the fool !! Ideal partner?: Rich and very very old with a really serious heart condition Ideal dinner date?: Billy Connoly or Peter Kaye...not bothered which Ideal meal?: Butterfly chicken breast stuffed with mozarella an garlic mushrooms with a nice creamy sauce Can you cook?: am a SOOPACHEF tbh Current wheels?: Corsa, metallic blue...am starting driving lessons next month Biggest influence?: My Nana TV programmes?: Lost, Shameless, My Name is Earl, the Amazing Race Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Burger and chips....hate all things fish like ( won't even swim in the sea for the blighters ..) Chinese or indian? What do you order?: Chinese always...can't touch Indian food apart from a "foot long" ( Keema Naan ) Favourite tunes?: too many to mention...everything apart from thrash metal and rap Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? neither...both dogs George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?: Clooney Favourite film?: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers ( sorry I loves musicals) or Rocky Horror.. If I won a million pounds: Pay off all the debt and go to every major sporting event around the globe. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13...bottle of Merrydown with a Special Brew chaser !! Ever suspended/expelled from school?: nope...good lass I was Favourite insult?: ugly bitch troll from hell Not a lot of people know that... : I swam with David Wilkie when I was eight and fell in love Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: don't do girly things like shopping unless there are lots of bars around.....but was once forced to spend £90 on a dress ( yeuch) for my cousins posh wedding do at Hardwick Hall.. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 pairs of shoes, 3 pairs of boots, 4 pairs of trainers and a pair of hiking boots I'm obsessed with..... : Jack Daniels In 5 years time, I hope to be.... : Happy , Healthy and very very Wealthy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer 9 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Real first name: Gregrino Nickname: Ruud Van Wilfrodamice, Geordie bastard (I live in near Manchester) Age: 17 Occupation: student Location: Warrington Language(s) English, French, Jive talkin Avatart - ??? Previous avatarts? ?????? Tell us when you first joined the boards? can't remember Board highlights? none Board lowlights? none What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Chippendale Pets? Bertie the French Bulldog I play a bit like.... Shearer, clinical finisher, natural born predator, on my way to 1000 goals Football heroes? Shearer, Milburn, Duncan Ferguson, Batty Football villains? Steve Mclaren, Graeme Souness, Le Saux Best advice given? DTA Ideal partner? Ibrahimovich, the goals would flood in Ideal dinner date? Gengis Khan Ideal meal? Food Can you cook? can I cook? fucking gourmet chef Current wheels? Bike Biggest influence? Richard Pryor TV programmes? The Richard Pryor Show, Sopranos Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese - Crispy duck Favourite tunes? the Stones, bit of James Brown Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? 8 1/2 If I won a million pounds.... I wouldn't know what to do with it Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? About 15, Vodka Ever suspended/expelled from school? Suspended yes, many a time Favourite insult? Cunt Not a lot of people know that......I played guitar with Keith Richards once Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? about £60 odd How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 I'm obsessed with..... films In 5 years time, I hope to be.... touring Europe with my band, Greg and the grizzlys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Real first name: Darrel 95515[/snapback] <snip> 95607[/snapback] No no, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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