Renton 22001 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Why do opposition fans insist on reminding us in a roundabout way we've won stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] Aye that's my attitude. Either way it's not really my concern when I peg it and although it's at fairly silly levels, it's still manageable. 117066[/snapback] Just get LOADS of it, and HEY PRESTO it's the banks problem not yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20729 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Real first name: Martin Nickname: GT,Prince Harry, Wanker, Small Cock and loads more Age: 25 Occupation: Structural Engineer Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Language(s) spoken? English, French, Spanish Avatart - why? He is GOD Previous avatarts? N/A[/b[ Tell us when you first joined the boards? For a good place to have banter and find out toon news Board highlights?When Toontastic was reborn N-O turned Ghey (allegdely Board lowlights?No Toontastic What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something to do with computing Pets? 0 I play a bit like.... Michael Ricketts Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Koeman, Marradona Football villains?Mark Hughes, Christiano Ronaldo, Rooney Best advice given? Dont Push Your Granny Whilst Shes Shaving Ideal partner? Jennifer Aniston Ideal dinner date?Angelina Jolie Ideal meal? Steak Can you cook? Yes Current wheels?Crappy pegeout 106 Biggest influence? Mother TV programmes?Match Of The Day, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses, Porridge, Men Behaving, Heartbeat, Documentrys Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips if UK, if Not Burger & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian- Order 1/2 Tandori Chicken, 2 Poppadoms & Garlic Nann & 1 Pilau Rice Favourite tunes? Manics, Phonics, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Hendrix, Clash, Dance, Trance Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Rather Wank TBH but Abi at a push[/b] George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Pitt Any day Favourite film? Goonies If I won a million pounds.... Would Save it, buy new car, give some to cancer charity that looked after my mum, buy dad a house at the coast and carry on as normal Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 17-Guinness Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Laugh At Them Not a lot of people know that......My Brothers Band have just been given the title "The New Kaiser Cheifs" Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £200 How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... Walking & Mountain Biking & Life In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Have My own business, Engineering Wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Real first name:paul Nickname: kato Age:29 Occupation: systems administrator Location: hartlepool, work in newcastle Language(s) spoken? english Avatart - why? dunno Previous avatarts? cant remember Tell us when you first joined the boards? cant remember, not long ago Board highlights? jokes and decent banter Board lowlights? souness What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? wanking Pets? tropical fish I play a bit like.... emre Football heroes? shearer, henry, rooney, ronaldo, ronhaldino Football villains? anyone in a boro or sunderland shirt Best advice given? dont fuck blokes Ideal partner? Adriana Lima Ideal dinner date? Kiera Knightley Ideal meal? minge Can you cook? yes Current wheels? Toyota Celica vvti / honda 250crf Biggest influence? Valentino Rossi TV programmes? sky sports news Burger and chips or fish and chips? both Chinese or indian? What do you order? both, more chinese Favourite tunes? ding dong the witch is deed Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? for what ? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? for what Favourite film? devils advocate or jaws If I won a million pounds.... Id have a million quid Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 6..ish Ever suspended/expelled from school? yes Favourite insult? daft cunt Not a lot of people know that...... I went out with a spearmint rhino girl Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 300 quid suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4/5 I'm obsessed with..... wanking In 5 years time, I hope to be.... wanking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Not a lot of people know that...... I went out with a spearmint rhino girl 119080[/snapback] unlucky did she wear glass heels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leazes1986 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Real first name: Alan Nickname: Al Age: 20 Occupation: Nowt Location: South Shields Language(s) spoken? Geordie Avatart - why? Why not? Previous avatarts? None Tell us when you first joined the boards? About 2 minutes ago Board highlights? Havent read it properly yet Board lowlights? See above What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Working Pets? Budgie I play a bit like.... Beardsley with a hint of Gazza Football heroes? Shearer, Rob Lee, Beardsley, Sir Les, Keegan, Wor Bobby, Woodgate, Nobby Football villains? Roy Keane Best advice given? If it doesnt happen then it isn't meant to happen Ideal partner? Not sure Ideal dinner date? Nobody Ideal meal? Indian Can you cook? Limited cooking skills at best Current wheels? Feet Biggest influence? Havent really got one TV programmes? MOTD, The Young Ones, Men Behaving Badly, Only Fools And Horses, Bottom, Shameless, Harry Enfield, Father Ted, Rab 'C' Nesbitt Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian - Madrass, Rice, chips, naan bread, onion bhaji Favourite tunes? Too many to mention. Oasis - Live Forever is my favourite song ever Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? I'd bang both of them George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Shut up Favourite film? Scum If I won a million pounds.... I'd be rich Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 11 - Carling. Can't stand the piss now Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nah Favourite insult? Any random stuff what comes out when i'm drunk Not a lot of people know that...... I can actually be sensible Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £100 jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 I'm obsessed with.....Football, Music, Drunking and women In 5 years time, I hope to be.... happy and financially secure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Favourite film? Scum Welcome L/1986. Who's the daddy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Favourite film? Scum Welcome L/1986. Who's the daddy?? 127106[/snapback] Snakehips invites all the new boys for a tour of his green house. Don't go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Favourite film? Scum Welcome L/1986. Who's the daddy?? 127106[/snapback] Snakehips invites all the new boys for a tour of his green house. Don't go. 127109[/snapback] Don't pretend you didn't enjoy seeing the gerkin, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 It was the way you used the trowel as a sort of "shoe horn" which got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 It was the way you used the trowel as a sort of "shoe horn" which got me. 127120[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Going to update mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Lets see whats changed then Real first name: Darrel Nickname: Dont have one really unless you count fat bastard Age: 33 - Nope 37 now... Occupation: Company Sales Director - MD now like. Location: Gatesheed - Nope, now Lanchester Language(s) spoken?: English - just Avatart: Whey its me cow! - Aww, me poor cow. One of my childhood pin ups atm, might change it soon like. Previous avatarts?: No never! - a cow... Tell us when you first joined the boards?: Aaaaages ago, years! - even longer! Board highlights?: Loafers FRiday being made an official day - what happened to that? Lack of Gemmil I reckon Board lowlights?: When we lost our home for a while... *sniff* What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?: Whey Id be on the dole stoopid! - ! Pets?: Two Border Terriers, Oscar & Gimli - Nooo, Gimli is gone (given to a new home) but Oscar remains. I play a bit like.... : a blind one legged freak - still! Football heroes?: Beardsley would be the main - Football villains?: Anyone who dives & winges. Or Lee Hendrie and thingy who's name escapes me who moved from Leeds to Citeh. Tw@ Best advice given?: Dont get credit (money) - Aye Ideal partner?: Yes I have - still Ideal dinner date?: Me, my wife, Billy Connelly, Spike Milligan, Michael Palin - still aye Ideal meal?: Italian over several small courses - yup Can you cook?: Aye a bit, just dont very often - aye Current wheels?: Silver/Blue Merc CLK270 - ML280 at th min, due for change Biggest influence?: Father TV programmes?: Malcolm in the Middle, various discovery channel rubbish - Oh no, Heroes, loads of Discovery channel stuff, Big Bang Experiment, IT Crowd Burger and chips or fish and chips?: Fish n Chips with tom sauce n pepper Chinese or indian? What do you order?: Chinees: crispy duck then chicken satay, fried rice. - Indian more these days, Balti or Rogan Favourite tunes?: Wide range but fave would be Pink Floyd - still Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? neither: No ta, or Abi at a push. - yup George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?: Pitt for a night on the piss - heh Favourite film?: Dunno, too many. If I won a million pounds: Pay off house etc, give bits to friends & family, esp those who havent had much. Prob leave the country. - and go to Canada I reckon Ever suspended/expelled from school?: Nah Favourite insult?: I seldom insult other than in jest, Im more a "off the cuff piss taker type". - still Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: In my 20's prob £150 on a denim jacket. No, £170 on a coat or £120 on jeans. Not now like. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - Shoes maybe 3, but then trainers 2 and boots 2. - Similar still (no, not the same ones!) I'm obsessed with..... : Nah nowt really. I could live without everything I have, bar my wife.... ok and maybe my dogs .. little bastards.. - Still nowt really. In 5 years ... : Id hope to have kids and be looking for a bigger house! - Woohoo! Well that worked, got both now Can I go now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Old skool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Age: 26. Depressingly few of the other items have changed much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Age: 26. Depressingly few of the other items have changed much... thank fuck there's no place to record retreating hairline eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) It's always fun to talk about yourself... Real first name: Clint Nickname: Cid Age: Thirty-fucking-five. Ugh. Occupation: Manufacturing Engineer/ Designated Computer Systems Bitch/ Purchaser of Materials/ Quality Tech/ Keeping the Place Building Car Parts No Matter What Location: Evansville, Indiana, USA Language(s) spoken? American. Avatart - why? It's the Year Zero (NIN) American Flag. I was listening to Year Zero when I signed up, so I used it as my avatar. Previous avatarts? On here? None. On other boards? My fantasy hockey team logo (Mount Carmel Heretics), the Watchmen smiley face button, bunch of other random shite. Tell us when you first joined the boards? What was it, September? October? Something like that. 2008. Board highlights? A couple Fridays ago I was having a slow day at work and posted in like 5 threads at once. Board lowlights? Freaking out over American crap. I was having a bad day at work and took it out on somebody's thread. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Who the hell knows. Maybe being a nurse. Maybe going back to teaching. Maybe writing comic books. Pets? Yeah, we have three cats and a half-dachshund/ chihuahua. I play a bit like.... a fucking American. Football heroes? I'm pretty new to all of this, but Shearer's videos on YouTube were great. Currently, I think Jonas kind of gets shit on a lot. I think with a better center midfield he'd appear better than he is. And I admit it, I love Joey Barton. I was also a huge Rodman fan (NBA) if that explains anything. Football villains? Craig Bellamy is a punchline to a running joke my buddy BC and I share. Best advice given? I pushed one of my former students to complete his bachelor's degree when he really wanted to stop after his associate's and get to work. It's advice I wish someone would've given me. He called me and thanked me after he got his first job and saw how much more he was making than the other kids he graduated with. Ideal partner? My wife is the only person who would put up with me and my slightly fucked up head. I got lucky that way. Ideal dinner date? I'd love to take Chuck Palahniuk out for dinner and ask him if he thought my writing was any good, but I'd be worried the whole time he might think I was hitting on him. Ideal meal? I'm easy- fish and chips, breakfast burritos, a good pizza, I don't really care. Can you cook? Sorta. I mean not like french cuisine or anything, but well enough to impress broads. Current wheels? 2000 Mercury Cougar with 134,000 miles on it. Bought it used for my wife but she's since latched onto the Scion xB I bought for me. At least 70,000 of the miles on the Cougar are from me. Biggest influence? My dad probably. Or my grandma, maybe. TV programmes? Rescue Me, LOST, and Damages are my favorites. Oh, and Twilight Zone. I'm totally convinced that Twilight Zone is the best show ever. I loved Twin Peaks too. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips. Burgers are aiight, but fish is good too. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese. I have yet to eat good Indian food. Something with Chicken and rice. I dig egg drop soup too. Favourite tunes? Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, NIN, Public Enemy, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion... lots and lots of other stuff. Those are some of my all-time faves. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? No idea who either of these people are. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Eh? This one for the ladies or what? Favourite film? Just one? Jeez, I don't know. Goodfellas? If I won a million pounds.... I'd get a hell of a lot more writing done. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14. Miller Lite in a can. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Once. I was kicked out of class for telling the teacher I thought a particular assignment "sucked." Favourite insult? I usually personalize on the fly. I don't have a go to insult. Not a lot of people know that...... Christ, I'm a pretty open person... Uh, that I play Warhammer 40k? That's sort of embarassing. I paint little men then move them around on a table. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? For myself? I've got an authentic Alex Ovechkin Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey. That was sorta expensive. I'm not much of a clothes horse anymore. It's funny, I make more money than I ever have in my life, but I've gone from the really put-together Swingers look when I had no money, to jeans and a T-Shirt now that I have money. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3- my black steel toe Doc Martens for work, a pair black of Asics trainers, and some generic pair I mow the yard in. I'm obsessed with..... Right now? Working on my comic book takes up a lot of my free time. That and Warhammer: Online. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... a father. Edited April 8, 2009 by Cid_MCDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) Real first name: alan Nickname: as username Age: 28 next week Occupation: ad executive Location: dub, Ireland Language(s) spoken? English, a little Irish and French Avatart - no idea. I might change it. Previous avatarts? Quagmire in toon jersey, a pic of me at sjp, a purple mock up of a toon jersey, Gob Bluth's banana character Tell us when you first joined the boards? at the start, was initially on toon-chat Board highlights? funny pics thread is enjoyable. I used to love when we were in Europe and rival teams would join up for banter Board lowlights? none What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? no idea at all. I have no discernable talent. Pets? none I play a bit like.... Beckham/Pirlo Football heroes? Shearer/David Kelly etc Football villains? Collymore/Woan/Roy Keane Ideal partner? the missus is ok, I guess(!) Ideal dinner date? any of my mates are good banter Ideal meal? thai/pizza/steak/indian I'm not too picky Can you cook? yep Current wheels? Focus Biggest influence? none really. maybe my mum. TV programmes? Arrested Development. Reno 911. Burger and chips or fish and chips? B&c Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Lamb Korma/Butter Chicken Favourite tunes? AC/DC, Black Keys, Midnight Juggernauts Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt Favourite film? so many. The Wrestler was great, and I'm a sucker for 80's films. Goodfellas, Fight Club etc If I won a million pounds....pay off the mortgage. Party and presents for family/friends. Maybe a holiday home. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14 & budweiser Ever suspended/expelled from school? nope Favourite insult? cunt Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? couple of hundred on a suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? including 'trainers'-30ish I'm obsessed with..... nothing Edited April 8, 2009 by Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Real first name: Chris Nickname: Grasshopper, Grifter Age: 25 29 Occupation: IT developer IT system Designer Location:Sooth Sheelds Language(s) spoken? Geordie Avatart - why? Respect I always like to welcome a new boss Previous avatarts? Happy Face biccy corresponding with my name A wee spider crushing himself under a brick from Spirited Away as it's a gooood film. I change Avatar like I change my kegs Tell us when you first joined the boards? Newcastle Online about 8 months ago (I think) So that's about 4 years back now Board highlights? I enjoyed waiting for confirmation of Solano coming back, but it has to be the suggestion (by SSR) that "I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse." still makes me chuckle. I'd add the departure of Thompers Board lowlights? None really since I avoid talking football on here if I can. I talk football a lot more these days I think. I'd say any time I've felt compelled to respond to Fop. I try to keep that urge to a minimum. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something equally boring Pets? No I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch Football heroes? Keegan, Bobby Robson, Laurent Robert Robert? WTF? I'll add Habib Football villains? Graeme Souness Best advice given? "Get a job in a pub" Ideal partner? Female Ideal dinner date? Pauline Kael Ideal meal? Scrambled egg on toast, lots of butter Can you cook? Is eggs on toast cooking? Current wheels? K-Swiss Metro and Ferry Biggest influence? Stella Artois TV programmes? Seinfeld, Sopranos, Simpsons The West Wing, The Wire Burger and chips or fish and chips? F&C Chinese or indian? What do you order? both Chinese Favourite tunes? This is getting silly. How can I choose that? At the minute I'll say This Beard is for Siobhan - Devendra Banhart The Dodos, The Entrance Band, The Decemberists, K'naan, Shugo Tokumaru, Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt Favourite film? Impossible. I'll choose Magnolia The Big Lebowskiat random. If I won a million pounds.... I'd still be the same Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? is that the same question twice? Wouldn't have a clue when I had my first drink first time I was so drunk I threw up on my mothers rug was when I was 14. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? Twat "Lid!" Not a lot of people know that......The second verse of the When the boat comes in starts... Thou shall have a 'tateyon a little platey Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Dunno, probably £80 on Trainers How many pairs of shoes do you own? That I'd wear, 6. About 15 or so. I'm obsessed with..... Nowt really. Without Films, Music and Football my life would be pretty empty though. Creating Smart Playlists on Itunes In 5 years time, I hope to be....doing something more interesting with my Tuesday night than playing FIFA 2005, watching DVDs and answering the questions of strangers. Well last night was more fun, so I achieved it in 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 TV programmes? Arrested Development. Reno 911. Dude, you know they're working on an AD movie, right? Supposed to be out in 2010 from what I've read. God, Arrested Development is like the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. Seinfeld had it's moments for sure, but Christ, I used to fall out of chairs watching Arrested Development. That story arc they did with Charlize Theron was classic. Oh, and Bob Loblaw. Still makes me smile just typing it. Reno 911 is good too. Did you see the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14052 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 TV programmes? Arrested Development. Reno 911. Dude, you know they're working on an AD movie, right? Supposed to be out in 2010 from what I've read. God, Arrested Development is like the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. Seinfeld had it's moments for sure, but Christ, I used to fall out of chairs watching Arrested Development. That story arc they did with Charlize Theron was classic. Oh, and Bob Loblaw. Still makes me smile just typing it. Reno 911 is good too. Did you see the movie? You, sir, are quite the mouthful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 TV programmes? Arrested Development. Reno 911. Dude, you know they're working on an AD movie, right? Supposed to be out in 2010 from what I've read. God, Arrested Development is like the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. Seinfeld had it's moments for sure, but Christ, I used to fall out of chairs watching Arrested Development. That story arc they did with Charlize Theron was classic. Oh, and Bob Loblaw. Still makes me smile just typing it. Reno 911 is good too. Did you see the movie? Yeah, I saw there was recent news on the movie. Gob & Tobias are f-king amazing. I sort of fell into Reno 911 on FX and loved it, then saw the film. Very funny stuff. They've started showing Reno 911 from the start on e4, and I'm really enjoying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I do a killer Lt. Dangle impersonation IRL. SHERRIF'S DEPARTMENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 TV programmes? Arrested Development. Reno 911. Dude, you know they're working on an AD movie, right? Supposed to be out in 2010 from what I've read. God, Arrested Development is like the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. Seinfeld had it's moments for sure, but Christ, I used to fall out of chairs watching Arrested Development. That story arc they did with Charlize Theron was classic. Oh, and Bob Loblaw. Still makes me smile just typing it. Reno 911 is good too. Did you see the movie? You, sir, are quite the mouthful! Y'know... as I recall, Bob started up some kind of online journal as well... what do you call those again? Good Lord, we just had a tornado drill here at the plant. It was like elementary school all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Real first name: Shaun Nickname: Paddy Age: 33 Occupation: Sales exec for Britvic (Pepsi) Location: Blackburn :-( Language(s) spoken? English, shite Avatart - why? Why not Previous avatarts? Random crap Tell us when you first joined the boards? July 2005 Board highlights? Many, it was nice to meet some of you lot in the Trent last year Board lowlights? Some of the wum's on here What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Drinking cheap booze in the park Pets? No I play a bit like.... Quinny Football heroes? Milburn, Gazza, SBR, Keegan, Shearer. Football villains? Dennis Wise Best advice given? After splitting up with my wife last year i was told to stop feeling sorry for myself and get on with life, i'm now with a great girl and i have not been happier. Ideal partner? My wife is the only person who would put up with me and my slightly fucked up head. smile.gif I got lucky that way. Ideal dinner date? A nice Italian resturant and nice wine and a stroll along the Quayside Ideal meal? Fish Chips and Peas Can you cook? Yeah, i'm shit hot tbh Current wheels? 2008 Vauxhall Zafira (comp car) Biggest influence? Mum and Dad TV programmes? Lost, Dexter (cheers Jim) NCIS and any sport Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese. Favourite tunes? Oasis, Verve anything really Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? A wank George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Favourite film? Just one? Top Gun If I won a million pounds.... Leave work, move home and enjoy life Age first drunk alcohol? 14, 20/20 in the park Ever suspended/expelled from school? no Favourite insult? Cockknocker Not a lot of people know that...... I want to train as a paramedic Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 on a shirt about 10 years ago How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 7 I'm obsessed with..... Nothing at the moment In 5 years time, I hope to be.... a paramedic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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