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Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma

 

Puff! :huh:

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Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo....

 

Taste-buds are fucked then? ;)

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Not at all, would never go beyond a Madras personally, and I'm not really that keen on curries full stop.

 

But I thought Korma was exclusively for girls? :wacko:

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Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma

 

Puff! :huh:

36605[/snapback]

 

Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo....

 

Taste-buds are fucked then? ;)

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Not at all, would never go beyond a Madras personally, and I'm not really that keen on curries full stop.

 

But I thought Korma was exclusively for girls? :wacko:

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Sexist!

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Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma

 

Puff! :huh:

36605[/snapback]

 

Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo....

 

Taste-buds are fucked then? ;)

36614[/snapback]

 

Not at all, would never go beyond a Madras personally, and I'm not really that keen on curries full stop.

 

But I thought Korma was exclusively for girls? :wacko:

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Puff! :D

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Chinese or indian? What do you order? indian, korma

 

Puff! :huh:

36605[/snapback]

 

Oh look, we've got a curry 'hard man' who won't eat a curry any milder than a vindaloo....

 

Taste-buds are fucked then? ;)

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Not at all, would never go beyond a Madras personally, and I'm not really that keen on curries full stop.

 

But I thought Korma was exclusively for girls? :wacko:

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Puff! :D

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When you've lived a bit you basically realise curries are shit food, imo. Like Kebabs. Always a place for them at night when nothing else is open however.

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Renton what's a decent curry takeaway place in N. Shields/Tynemouth?

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In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think.

 

In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows....

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Renton what's a decent curry takeaway place in N. Shields/Tynemouth?

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In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think.

 

In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows....

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Cheers mister. Every now and again I fancy one, but don't want to risk ending up with a scabby one.

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Renton what's a decent curry takeaway place in N. Shields/Tynemouth?

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In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think.

 

In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows....

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I like Momin's Tandoori at Billy Mill, been going for years, but my Mrs doesn't like it...picky cow. You can become a member free of charge and you'll get 10% discount! Honest! ;)

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Renton what's a decent curry takeaway place in N. Shields/Tynemouth?

36647[/snapback]

 

In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think.

 

In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows....

36656[/snapback]

 

I like Momin's Tandoori at Billy Mill, been going for years, but my Mrs doesn't like it...picky cow. You can become a member free of charge and you'll get 10% discount! Honest! ;)

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It's normally that one that sets me off wanting one on the way home when I drive past it. Right, I'll give it a go. Do they deliver? :wacko:

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Renton what's a decent curry takeaway place in N. Shields/Tynemouth?

36647[/snapback]

 

In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think.

 

In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows....

36656[/snapback]

 

I like Momin's Tandoori at Billy Mill, been going for years, but my Mrs doesn't like it...picky cow. You can become a member free of charge and you'll get 10% discount! Honest! ;)

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It's normally that one that sets me off wanting one on the way home when I drive past it. Right, I'll give it a go. Do they deliver? :wacko:

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They do! Don't blame me if it's shite though, I've always liked it but my Mrs was raised on real West End of Newcastle curry houses which are the real-I-am of the region, which is why she's a picky bitch.

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Renton what's a decent curry takeaway place in N. Shields/Tynemouth?

36647[/snapback]

 

In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think.

 

In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows....

36656[/snapback]

 

I like Momin's Tandoori at Billy Mill, been going for years, but my Mrs doesn't like it...picky cow. You can become a member free of charge and you'll get 10% discount! Honest! ;)

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It's normally that one that sets me off wanting one on the way home when I drive past it. Right, I'll give it a go. Do they deliver? :huh:

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They do! Don't blame me if it's shite though, I've always liked it but my Mrs was raised on real West End of Newcastle curry houses which are the real-I-am of the region, which is why she's a picky bitch.

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Hope she doesn't read this! :wacko:

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Real first name: Cleg

 

Nickname: Wacky

 

Age: 30

 

Occupation: Work for Tony Blair

 

Location: East End

 

Language(s) spoken? Fundamental Geordie

 

Avatart - why? He looks like my brother

 

Previous avatarts? Pitbull

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Jan 04

 

Board highlights? Having a craic with Alex and Manc Mag

 

Board lowlights? People taking things to serious and not enough slags talking filfth

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Signing on, sitting smoking dope

 

Pets? Dog

 

I play a bit like.... Stuart Pearce

 

Football heroes? Asprillla, Keegan, Beardsley

 

Football villains? Graham Fenton, Dennis Berghamp

 

Best advice given? Start as you mean to go on

 

Ideal partner? Halle Berry

 

Ideal dinner date? Bob Marley

 

Ideal meal? Mince and Tatties or anything hot and spicy

 

Can you cook? Do big dogs fart?

 

Current wheels? Volvo V40

 

Biggest influence? My cousin

 

TV programmes? American Chopper, Wheeler Dealers, Dog the Bounty Hunter (comedy value)

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cod and Chips all day

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Love them both. Deep fried crispy beef/Madras

 

Favourite tunes? Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Kaiser Chiefs at the mo

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Both likely to be very dirty so either, not fussed

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Bradd Pitt, Clooney's a cunt

 

Favourite film? Pulp Fiction or Chopper

 

If I won a million pounds.... I would give wor lass £100,000 and tell her that if i see her again i'll take it back off her

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 11

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Expelled myself aged 15

 

Favourite insult? Cocksucker/Shithouse either of them suffice

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I was the best headspinner in Newcastle

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £140 on a jumper

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10, 5 pairs of shoes the rest trainers

 

I'm obsessed with..... Having not to work

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... a lottery winner

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Real first name: Sammy

 

Nickname: At school in manc 'Geordie', to friends and family in the North East 'Mancy'

 

Age: 28

 

Occupation: Solicitor

 

Location: manchester (always with a small 'm' you'll note)

 

Language(s) spoken? English, French, Northern Irish

 

Avatart - why? Future missus

 

Previous avatarts? Gazza

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? November 2002.

 

Board highlights? Oceania/Man Love

 

Board lowlights? Gemmill, Dr Seuss ;)

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Another job where I spent all my time posting on here

 

Pets? R.I.P.

 

I play a bit like.... Zidane

 

Football heroes? Gazza, Keegan, Big Al

 

Football villains? Gazza, Alex Ferguson

 

Best advice given? Every hole's a goal.

 

Ideal partner? Michelle Marsh

 

Ideal dinner date?

 

Ideal meal? Either the perfect curry or something Italian with plenty of basil and tomatoes

 

Can you cook? aye

 

Current wheels? Renault Clio :wacko:

 

Biggest influence? Gravity

 

TV programmes? The Office, Father Ted, Time Team

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish n Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Chicken Korma, Chicken Karahi, or Chick Pea Masala

 

Favourite tunes? Too many. Joy Division 'Love will tear us apart' being the best tune I've listened to today

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss at a push

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney

 

Favourite film? Ferris Bueller, The Graduate, Rosemary's Baby, Donnie Darko, The Breakfast Club

 

If I won a million pounds.... I intend to earn it.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? drunk-15/16???

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes (suspended for a week).

 

Favourite insult? You fucking perfect idiot!

 

Not a lot of people know that......I'm an excellent pool player

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £300 on a jacket

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 or 5 that get a regular airing

 

I'm obsessed with.....Helena Christensen

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....33

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I am married and I'm not knocking it at all, it's just not something that I wanted to be before I was.

 

Especially when I was 23!

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Point taken!

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without wanting to sound like a cock ive had enough women to last me a lifetime, id gladly settle down now if i found a woman i loved. give me a stable relationship over a different girl each staurday any day! plus i think my luck in the std lottery is getting close to running out!

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Real first name: George

 

Nickname: Geordie

 

Age: 42

 

Occupation: Desk Jockey

 

Location: Brighton

 

Language(s) spoken? Fluent in management bullshit

 

Avatart - why? eponymously obvious

 

Previous avatarts? Joe Strummer Johnny Cash Muhammed Ali

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? during the Woodgate signing saga

 

Board highlights? thats quite a range

 

Board lowlights? blind anti-souness hatred

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? playing poker

 

Pets? disgust me

 

I play a bit like.... maradonut

 

Football heroes? Supermac KK Ginola Asprilla

 

Football villains? Bellamy

 

Best advice given? Dont join the Police or the Mob and pay your rent on time.

 

Ideal partner? Kate Moss

 

Ideal dinner date? f Kylie m Joe Strummer

 

Ideal meal? Steak

 

Can you cook? superbly

 

Current wheels? Alpha Romeo

 

Biggest influence? John Peel

 

TV programmes? Twin Peaks

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? cheeseburger

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? peking duck/korai chicken

 

Favourite tunes? ever Clash, Jesus and Mary Chain, Primal Scream, Johny Cash, currently Goldfrapp

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt, esp if he brought Angelina along

 

Favourite film? Apocalypse Now/Matrix

 

If I won a million pounds.... buy a Winniebago and fuck off

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? watneys party 8

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? swot

 

Favourite insult? piss up a rope fuckstick

 

Not a lot of people know that...... John Peel played my single

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £450 ltd edition Levis Leather jacket

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10

 

I'm obsessed with..... Poker and Kylie Minogue

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... poker pro

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Real first name: Simon

 

Nickname: Baby

 

Age: 36

 

Occupation: Team Manager / Plumber

 

Location: East Kilbride (Gaelic for land of roundabouts)

 

Language(s) spoken? English German French and Jock

 

Avatart - why? Not yet but just wait til I get my new computer at home

 

Previous avatarts? Kevin Carr

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001

 

Board highlights? Too many to mention

 

Board lowlights? Graeme Souness

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Plumbing full time

 

Pets? None

 

I play a bit like.... Christy Brown

 

Football heroes? Chris Waddle Peter Beardsley Kevin keegan

 

Football villains? Frank Worthington

 

Best advice given? Don't take anyone too seriously

 

Ideal partner? The wife. Or an 18 yr old with loose morals and big bazongas

 

Ideal dinner date? Priam of troy

 

Ideal meal? Greek Mezze

 

Can you cook? Yes

 

Current wheels? Fiat stilo the conservationists friend

 

Biggest influence? Dad

 

TV programmes? Too many to count but currently Law and Order (all of em CSI las vegas and old COlumbos

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese mostly i cant have spicy food too often

 

Favourite tunes? The SMiths Pixies and Cure

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodi Marsh she would be dirtier (But neither actually do it for me)

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? They both would be a good laugh at a bevvy

 

Favourite film? The princess bride or the longest day

 

If I won a million pounds.... I would by a big farm and be an organic beef farmer herding my aberdeen angus's with horses

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14 cider

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? No

 

Favourite insult? I wouldnt cross the road to piss on you if you were on fire or you've got shit on your shoes you shitty shoed bastard ( you need to be a Steve Coogan fan for that one)

 

Not a lot of people know that...... Julius Ceaser was not the first emperor of Rome

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Does paying for the wifes wedding dress count?

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 or 9 do sandals and slippers count?

 

I'm obsessed with..... Nothing really

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Comfortable.

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Not a lot of people know that...... John Peel played my single

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I think that deserves a bit of respect. :wacko:

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What he didn't mention is that it was a Fall single he picked up at Oxfam for 50p. ;)

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