Mark 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Mark's Robert obsession is bordering on dangerous. 36300[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 More like tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 More like tbh. 36302[/snapback] Nah I just think he's a legend. I'm not obsessed with him, I just didn't know what to put for that bit, as I'm not obsessed by anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Karl Nickname: never really had one Age: 26 Occupation: IT / DJ Location: Co. Durham Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - just a photo of a random mixer Previous avatarts? cant remember Tell us when you first joined the boards? erm ages ago Board highlights? quite a range Board lowlights? the merge/split What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? i'd be skint Pets? none, i've had to have 2 dogs put to sleep this year, not nice I play a bit like.... Pete Tong ;-) Football heroes? Les Ferdinand Football villains? Ivan Campo Best advice given? if in doubt pull out Ideal partner? alicia silverstone Ideal dinner date? umm Ideal meal? chinese Can you cook? aye Current wheels? i dont drive Biggest influence? none i can think of TV programmes? Spooks Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese / chicken egg fu yung Favourite tunes? Paul van Dyk vs JPS - Found An Angel Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Pitt Favourite film? Meet the Parents If I won a million pounds.... I'd never work again Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13 / cheapo Lager Ever suspended/expelled from school? Suspended, hit a teacher with a snow ball (was an accident) Favourite insult? you fucking prick Not a lot of people know that...... i actually am a good DJ Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £120 How many pairs of shoes do you own? 1 I'm obsessed with..... a certain young lady, unfortunatly she doesnt know, nor feel the same! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still employed in my two jobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 You only own one pair of shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Tom Nickname: Brock Age: 16 Occupation: n/a Location: Reading (pronounced "Red ding" btw) Language(s) spoken? French (basic), German, English Avatart - why? It's me next to a sign saying "Willies"! Previous avatarts? Brock from pokemon, KT Tunstall, Sticky Fingaz Tell us when you first joined the boards? Was on the one before toontastic. Board highlights? Hmmm...my crisp thread was nice. Loads though from the old days. Board lowlights? nufc online. It was godawful and the convos were pure shit. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Pets? Dead... I play a bit like.......Olivier Bernard only my postional sense is better. I'm also a dirty shite Football heroes? Jamie Cureton, Shearer, Nikos Dabizas Football villains? Kezman because he's a cunt, Kenny Dalglish also a cunt and Souness. Best advice given? (Can't think right now but will later) Ideal partner? My ex...fuck. Ideal dinner date? Ganin down to Wok on Wheels and ordering chilli beef. Ideal meal? See above Can you cook? Yeah actually! Current wheels? Ford Focus (learning to drive next year) Biggest influence? Andrew Hopkins, Julian Kattanach TV programmes? Family Guy, Hellsing, Futurama Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese. Chilli beef, Duck in plum sauce, beef with cashew nuts in yellow bean sauce. Also just discovered that dipping prawn crackers in sweet&sour sauce is lurvely! Favourite tunes? Sum 41 - Pieces. Hoobastank - The Reason. Fear Factory - Human Shields Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? KT Tunstall George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad, younger. Favourite film? hmm...Saw, Rush Hour 2 and Resident Evil If I won a million pounds.... I'd put it in a bank account and watch the interest make it bigger. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15 and a vodka mudshake Ever suspended/expelled from school? nope Favourite insult? c*nt Not a lot of people know that...... I've been known to cross-dress Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80, coat from quicksilver How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... KT Tunstall, Bracknell Bees! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... bearded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Andrew Nickname: Andy Age: 22 Occupation: Network Support Analyst Location: Originally from Stanley in Co. Durham, nowadays all over the country. Language(s) spoken: English (basic) Avatart - why? Originally a random choice, now it’s basically just tradition. Previous avatarts? None which were vastly different. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Last year (same day as N-O launched). No idea why. Board highlights? PhpBB: critical error Board lowlights? None which I could particularly give a toss about. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? The same thing for someone different. Pets? Dog. I play a bit like.... Van Nistelrooy. Football heroes? Ronaldinho, Maradonna, Zidane, Shearer, Beardsley, Van Basten, Maldini, Ronaldo amongst others… Football villains? Gullit. Best advice given? “The glass isn’t half empty, nor is it half full. It’s at 50% capacity.” Ideal partner? Angelina Jolie. Ideal dinner date? Craig from Big Brother, so I could hastily poison the cuntfully annoying ponce to his long overdue, painful death. Allegedly. Ideal meal? Steak and Chips Can you cook? I can cook what I need to cook, and no more… Current wheels? Ford Focus Biggest influence? Probably my Dad. TV programmes? Lost, Scrubs, Arrested Development, The Office and Top Gear to name but a few… Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Neither, I’d rather stick a large plastic bag over my mouth and slowly but surely SUFFOCATE. Favourite tunes? Too many to mention… Possibly either Citizen Erased or Stockholm Syndrome by Muse. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss, at a push. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney. Favourite film? Don’t have any particular favourite. If I won a million pounds....I’d buy a house, a car; and various other forms of nothingness. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15. LCL I think; can’t really remember. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No. Favourite insult? I prefer put-downs to insults. Not a lot of people know that...... Was a TV show broadcast on BBC1 in 1998. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? One hundred and fifty English pounds. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 (THREE) I'm obsessed with..... Wasting time on the Internet when I should be working… In 5 years time, I hope to be.... 27 years old, with a bit of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Real first name: Craig (surprisingly) Nickname: North, H Age: 28 Occupation: IT Project Leader Location: Home - Basingstoke; Work - Watford Language(s) spoken? English, Geordie Avatar - why? The historical crests of NUFC Previous avatars? NUFC home strip, Morph Tell us when you first joined the boards? January 2003 Board highlights? The craic Board lowlights? Inactivity What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Chef - almost became one Pets? None I play a bit like.... Stuart Pearce (so I've been told!) Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, David Kelly, Alan Shearer Football villains? Craig Bellamy, Roy Keane Best advice given? Don't be led by others, do your own thing Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Ideal dinner date? Louise Redknapp Ideal meal? Lasagne, cooked by me from scratch complete with Italian salad & home-made garlic bread Can you cook? Yes, see above Current wheels? Ford Focus, soon to be exchanged for a Mondeo Biggest influence? Combination of my parents and my brother TV programmes? MOTD, F1, Spooks Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian - Chicken Tikka Masala, Pilau Rice & Keema Naan Favourite tunes? Oasis - Half a world away; Green Day - Time of your life Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither, but if I had to pick it'd be Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney - just! Favourite film? Shawshank Redemption If I won a million pounds.... I'd pay off my debts, make sure my kids were setup for life and give the rest away Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13 - concoction of all the spirits in my parents alcohol cabinet Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? mong! Not a lot of people know that...... I nearly drank myself to death at 16 Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £200 How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 I'm obsessed with..... Louise Redknapp In 5 years time, I hope to be.... able to say i've seen a Newcastle captain lift some silverware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Nickname: ....H 36335[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Stands for "Hyperactive" IIRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Stands for "Hyperactive" IIRC 36342[/snapback] Does it? I thought it was "Heeeeemersexual." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Homersexual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 That's a new one Pud.... Most people associate the nickname with Rimmer! Simple reason, there were 3 Craigs in my class at school: Craig Brown Craig Lewis Me We were called 'B', 'L' & 'H' respectively.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Be better if Craig Lewis wasn't there, then you could have been refered to much like a pack of tabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Be better if Craig Lewis wasn't there, then you could have been refered to much like a pack of tabs. 36349[/snapback] Same could be said if I wasn't there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 True, but I couldn't be arsed to switch the order around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Language(s) spoken? - English That's debatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Stephen Nickname: Everyone but my mother calls me Steve. Boring, no? Age:25 Occupation: Nuclear Medicine Tech Location: Right now, Melbourne. When I'm back to work, Southampton Language(s) spoken? English, passable Japanese Avatart - why? Because Hal Jordan is my hero Previous avatarts? The Joker Tell us when you first joined the boards? I'm old skool baby Board highlights? Steve's Thread of Triumph Board lowlights? When that thread was renamed Steve's Thread of Man Love What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'm thinking of going back to uni and doing a paramedics degree. Steve the ambo driver sounds cool Pets? Personally, none. But because I'm staying at my mother's house a little Maltese Terrier I play a bit like.... sweetleftpeg Football heroes? Mark Bosnich, Alan Shearer, Brett Emerton Football villains? Mark Bosnich Best advice given? Don't worry about what other people think Ideal partner? Because I'm a soppy fag, the current girl Ideal dinner date? As above Ideal meal? I would kill everyone on this board to be able to eat either a steak and chips or some lasagne Can you cook? Well enough that I don't go hungry Current wheels? I have a rented Mitsubishi Outlander until I leave Melbourne tomorrow Biggest influence? I learned from an early age that you can't rely on anyone but yourself TV programmes? The Shield, and for my dose of teen angst, Smallville Burger and chips or fish and chips? You're a bastard for including this Chinese or indian? What do you order? As above Favourite tunes? Stuff by the Gathering, Opeth, Tool or anything Mike Patton is involved with Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? I don't know who they are George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Pitt was Tyler Durdin so there's really no contest here Favourite film? The Goonies If I won a million pounds.... I'd fuck off back to Oz in a heartbeat. I'd also have AU$2,342,396.62 Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? I was first drunk at 15 after drinking far too much vodka Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never, but I did have a record number of detentions for lateness in year 12 Favourite insult? Dickhead. Concise and to the point Not a lot of people know that...... I hate my life in Southampton, I don't like living in England and I'll be home in a year. Hang on, everyone knows that because I won't stop bitching about it. Okay, not a lot of people know that I'm really kind of shy and it takes a lot of effort to be as obnoxious as I am Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $700 for a kickarse suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? Three. I'm not a girl I'm obsessed with..... comic books, but everyone already knew that In 5 years time, I hope to be.... back living in Australia after taking enough money from the NHS to set myself up for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 If I won a million pounds.... I'd fuck off back to Oz in a heartbeat. I'd also have AU$2,342,396,195,884,390,084.62 36356[/snapback] Wow... the Aussie economy must be recovering at last! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 If I won a million pounds.... I'd fuck off back to Oz in a heartbeat. I'd also have AU$2,342,396.62 Right folks, Im willing to be treasurer.....lets get on it Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $700 for a kickarse suit 36356[/snapback] At current conversion rates that works out at about what £4.75? oooooh kickass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Real first name: Dave Nickname: Nothing exciting, usually my last name. Age: 25 Occupation: Information Officer Location: Byker! Language(s) spoken? English and pigeon French and Spanish Avatart - why? Because he thinks he's funny but he's not, so perfect for me! Previous avatarts? Mostly Mr T, he'll be making a comeback... Tell us when you first joined the boards? Early 2002 I think. Board highlights? Possibly those two days spent on that Australian qualification thread... Board lowlights? The Soopafan invasion and posting whilst pissed. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably working in a library...I have a Library degree and almost got a job in an engineering Library before taking this job. Pets? Mrs Peg. One cat, called Flo. I play a bit like.... In goal probably Pav, erratic. Out of goal probably someone like Ian Harte, slow and not that much cop but with a sweet-left-peg. Football heroes? Michael O'Neil, Paul Gascoigne, John Beresford, Sir Les, George Weah.. Football villains? David Speedie, Gordon Armstrong, 'The G-Force', Ashely fucking Cole.. Best advice given? Never eat yellow snow. Ideal partner? Garrameister Ideal dinner date? Garrameister Ideal meal? Greek, preferably in a Taverna on a remote Greek island. Can you cook? Yes! Current wheels? A little Toyota. Biggest influence? My mam, has always known when I need a kick up the arse and when I need to be left alone. TV programmes? I like unpredictable comedy, anything Pytnon influenced. Arrested Development is my current favourite. Only watch US drama series like ER and Lost because the Americans are so much better at it than us. Plus 80's cheese..A Team, Miami Vice, Magnum... Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cheese burer and chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Lots, many and varied. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Garrameister George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Garrameister Favourite film? Dances with Wolves If I won a million pounds.... I'd be a millionaire Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? The Nova, 1990, pre-match for my birthday my dad put a tiny bit of lager in my lemonade. Crazy days. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No, although I got in a lot of trouble in an RE class for acccusing JC of sleeping with whores. Favourite insult? Mong Not a lot of people know that...... My mam raised £25k for charity walking the Great Wall of China Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Got a suit for interviews which I spent a canny bit on. Not really into designer stuff. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Erm...5? I'm obsessed with..... Garrameister In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Board lowlights? The Soopafan invasion and posting whilst pissed. Agree. But what's much more of a pain in the arse is the people who post and tell uz THYRe rrreelllay pppsssssssssd and TOO P--ro00vve so woLLLL TYPpe wreeaaly ba dyly! Looc Iymmmmmmso ps-55sed. (this phenomenon was seen on the 'other side' from time to time and I am pleased to say I can't recall seeing it on here since we 'came home') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Board lowlights? The Soopafan invasion and posting whilst pissed. Agree. But what's much more of a pain in the arse is the people who post and tell uz THYRe rrreelllay pppsssssssssd and TOO P--ro00vve so woLLLL TYPpe wreeaaly ba dyly! Looc Iymmmmmmso ps-55sed. (this phenomenon was seen on the 'other side' from time to time and I am pleased to say I can't recall seeing it on here since we 'came home') 36396[/snapback] The aforementioned evening when SLP was on here absolutely hammered out of his tree has got to be the single most hilarious evening I've ever had the pleasure to be present for on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Board lowlights? The Soopafan invasion and posting whilst pissed. Agree. But what's much more of a pain in the arse is the people who post and tell uz THYRe rrreelllay pppsssssssssd and TOO P--ro00vve so woLLLL TYPpe wreeaaly ba dyly! Looc Iymmmmmmso ps-55sed. (this phenomenon was seen on the 'other side' from time to time and I am pleased to say I can't recall seeing it on here since we 'came home') 36396[/snapback] The aforementioned evening when SLP was on here absolutely hammered out of his tree has got to be the single most hilarious evening I've ever had the pleasure to be present for on this board. 36402[/snapback] That was the night of the "Bridget would be the bloke out of Quantum Leap - different bloke each week" comment. Comedy genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Alright, alright, it's down as a board lowlight for a reason. That's also the night I ate cat biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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