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Glasgow Mag was doing this for people in here before he had to disapear once more. Whilst i think Peasepud was meant to be continuing it one why don`t we keep it in one thread and you can fill the blanks in yourself...

 

 

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Language(s) spoken?

 

Avatart - why?

 

Previous avatarts?

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards?

 

Board highlights?

 

Board lowlights?

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?

 

Pets?

 

I play a bit like....

 

Football heroes?

 

Football villains?

 

Best advice given?

 

Ideal partner?

 

Ideal dinner date?

 

Ideal meal?

 

Can you cook?

 

Current wheels?

 

Biggest influence?

 

TV programmes?

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips?

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order?

 

Favourite tunes?

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh?

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt?

 

Favourite film?

 

If I won a million pounds....

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink?

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school?

 

Favourite insult?

 

Not a lot of people know that......

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

I'm obsessed with.....

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....

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Real first name: James

 

Nickname: Jimbo

 

Age: 31

 

Occupation: Electrical Engineer

 

Location: Lowestoft

 

Language(s) spoken? English (badly)

 

Avatart - why? Bouncy tits !

 

Previous avatarts? Burt Reynolds, Djibril Cisse

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2003 ???

 

Board highlights? Hughesie's abortion

 

Board lowlights? Nisse

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Sperm donor

 

Pets? None

 

I play a bit like.... Douglas Bader

 

Football heroes? Gazza, Marco Van Basten, Gary Lineker, Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle

 

Football villains? Graeme Souness, Robbie Savage, Eric Cantona, Fergie.

 

Best advice given? "if you don't f*ck them, someone else will"

 

Ideal partner? Kelly Brook

 

Ideal dinner date? Bill Hicks

 

Ideal meal? Chinese

 

Can you cook? barely

 

Current wheels? Toyota Estima Lucida TD 4X4 8 Seater Japanese edition

 

Biggest influence? My brother in law

 

TV programmes? Father Ted, CSI, Blackadder II, American Chopper, Mythbusters.

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, Skate or Plaice !

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese: Aromatic Crispy duck with hoi-sin sauce.

 

Favourite tunes? U2, INXS, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Creed, Coldplay

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie Marsh ( hers are real )

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither

 

Favourite film? Pulp Fiction

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd be as reckless and irresposible as I am with money now !

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 5 years old, dads home brew wine.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nearly susspended for assualt, Head teacher was a magistrate, I owe her big time.

 

Favourite insult? do you f*ck ? yeah ? good, f*ck off !

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I can't swim.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £110, dodgy leather jacket

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5

 

I'm obsessed with..... Masturbating

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still masturbating.

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Real first name: Neil

 

Nickname: None

 

Age: 41

 

Occupation: Software Developer

 

Location: Chelmsford (S. Shields originally)

 

Language(s) spoken? Sanddancer, schoolboy french and spanish

 

Avatat - why? Fantastic Band

 

Previous avatars? Used to have Julie Benz (Darla in Angel and Buffy)

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? xmas last but one

 

Board highlights? general sharing of pleasure when we win

 

Board lowlights? Too much anti-Souness for me.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? - God knows

 

Pets? - Don't see the point though I've sort of adopted next door's cat in that it greets me.

 

I play a bit like.... Paul Goddard

 

Football heroes? Beardsley, Varadi, Cole, Anderson, Wharton, Sir Les

 

Football villains? Steve Foster, Kenny Burns, Carlton Palmer

 

Best advice given? Family and friends above all else

 

Ideal partner? Abbey off ER

 

Ideal dinner date? Germaine Greer would be interesting

 

Ideal meal? Mam's rabbit pie

 

Can you cook? Not really - microwave man

 

Current wheels? VW VR6

 

Biggest influence? Dad

 

TV programmes? Babylon 5, Angel, Buffy, Simpsons

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian - Jalfrezi/ chinese - duck (prefer the former)

 

Favourite tunes? Mayonaise by Pumpkins, Fields of Fire by Big Country

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? - Don't know what they look like

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? - acting wise Clooney.

 

Favourite film? Dogma or Blade Runner

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd visit every country on the planet

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15/16 - McKewans Best Scotch.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? No - swot

 

Favourite insult? the C word with relish (also favourite compliment)

 

Not a lot of people know that......I hate christmas

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Armani winter coat in Rome - £350

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 or 6 including trainers

 

I'm obsessed with.....Arguing

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....back in contracting making loads

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Real first name: Chris

Nickname: 'Tommo'

 

Age: 17

Occupation: Student/Part time assistant in Patrick Kluiverts favourite bakers - Not bad dosh for someone my age, anyway!

 

Location: Monkseaton

 

Language(s) spoken? English and can say 'Bonjour'

 

Avatar - why? Ramones, quality band

Previous avatars? Klunk from catch the Pigeon in a NUFC shirt. A piss-take of the clockwork orange film poster with Klunks face super imposed on. Klunk as an astronaught landing on the moon. Klunk as Muhammed Ali. Klunk as JFK's killer as he is shot.

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Summer of 2002 i think (the old toontastic)

Board highlights? Arguments galore

 

Board lowlights? Dunno!

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Fuck all :wacko:

Pets? Derg

 

I play a bit like.... Zidane ;)

 

Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand to name a few.

 

Football villains? El Hadje Diouf (buck toothed little cunt)

Best advice given? 'You'll never lorn if ye divnt ask'

 

Ideal partner? Anyone with a wazzle pair of jugs (copyright Eddie Hitler)

 

Ideal dinner date? Fuck knas, aslong as its with a nice girly !

 

Ideal meal? Chinkys

 

Can you cook? Abit, beans on toast etc

Current wheels? The Metro

 

Biggest influence? Graeme Souness :D

 

TV programmes? Nowt much at the moment, the last series i got into was 'Extras'. But from bygone years, 'Dennis Pennis' and a loadof other comedies.

Burger and chips or fish and chips? the latter

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? the former. Deep Fried Crispy Chicken, like.

Favourite tunes? Ramones, Oasis, Offspring, Some of The Libertines (aye, Doherty is a wanker), abit of trance - lets just say i have i wide range of musical taste!

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Gemmil

 

Favourite film? Hmmm, where to start? Trainspotting, Leon, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dergs, Clockwork Orange, etc.

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd get mine and me mates season tickets for the rest of their lives, never work and buy a big hoose and plenty of booze

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15, fosters :huh:

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope

 

Favourite insult? Fuck off

 

Not a lot of people know that...... Im cool

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £80 - Stone Island Jacket (ebay)

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3

 

I'm obsessed with..... Newcastle United

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... In a cushty job

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Real first name: Gavin

 

Nickname: n/a (unless you count Gav/Gaviniho/Gavinda)

 

Age: 34

 

Occupation: Dispensing Optician

 

Location: Redcar

 

Language(s) spoken? English, could get by with French

 

Avatar - why? Look at their happy little faces

 

Previous avatars? On this board the boiler one and the channel 4 ‘Bring it on’ W.G Grace character

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? I was a lurker until LuaLua scored against us whilst on loan. I was so angry.

 

Board highlights? ‘that’s quite a range’

 

Board lowlights? Felt a bit uncomfortable with the board split.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I’d be a waster.

 

Pets? None at the moment. I like dogs but cats are better.

 

I play a bit like.... I used to be a reasonable 5-a-side goalie. As an outfielder I’m dreadful.

 

Football heroes? Keegan, Beardsley, Cole, Sir Les, Batty. Got a soft spot for Acuna for some reason.

 

Football villains? C.Ronaldo, Keane, most people associated with ManU

 

Best advice given? Carpe Diem

 

Ideal partner? The Mrs ;)

 

Ideal dinner date? Nigella Lawson although I’d like to enjoy the company of Jeremy Clarkson or Stephen Fry too.

 

Ideal meal? At the moment: steak and chips. (with peas and onion rings)

 

Can you cook? No, but I can heat things up

 

Current wheels? Audi A3

 

TV programmes? Not big TV viewer: The Office, Scrubs, Top Gear. I’m more of a radio man.

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cod ‘n’ chips. In Whitby

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Thai red curry or lamb rogan josh

 

Favourite tunes? NewOrder, Oasis, Coldplay

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? George

 

Favourite film? The Score

 

If I won a million pounds.... Buy a new house. Then from what was left, invest half and squander half.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Lager as a kid some New Years. Thought it was vile!

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Not even a detention (well, maybe one or two)

 

Favourite insult? I used to like ‘he/she looks like they’ve been set on fire and put out with a golf club’ Now I’m more likely to mutter something like ‘imbecile’ under my breath.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Couple of hundred on a coat.

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Three pairs of shoes, three pairs of trainers and a pair of slippers.

 

I'm obsessed with..... large breasts

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still here

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Real first name: Darren

 

Nickname: Sima

 

Age: 25

 

Occupation: Credit Controller

 

Location: Newcastle

 

Language(s) spoken? English

 

Avatart - why? ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!!

 

Previous avatarts? Sufjan Stevens, Go! Team

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Jan 2004?

 

Board highlights? UM

 

Board lowlights? None

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? IT probably

 

Pets? 2 dogs

 

I play a bit like....Jan Molby

 

Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, David Kelly

 

Football villains? Dennis Wise, Jody Morris

 

Best advice given? If you wouldn't do it while people are watching, it's wrong

 

Ideal partner? Natalie Portman

 

Ideal dinner date? Stephen Fry

 

Ideal meal? Lobster

 

Can you cook? Sort of

 

Current wheels? Golf

 

Biggest influence? My Dad

 

TV programmes? 24, 6FU, Lost

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian

 

Favourite tunes? Sufjan Stevens, Go! Team, Gorillaz

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad

 

Favourite film? Life Aquatic atm

 

If I won a million pounds....I'd blow it on a drink and drugs binge

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, Carling Black Label

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Put on report a few times

 

Favourite insult? Beck off.

 

Not a lot of people know that......I'm not an alias

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £120

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 6

 

I'm obsessed with.....Getting away with doing as little as possible

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....on aforementiond binge

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Name: Neil

 

Age: 28

 

Occupation: work in a labarotory

 

Location: Newcastle

 

Language(s) spoken? English

 

Avatart - why? Love futurama

 

Previous avatarts? Papa Laz pic to match my name

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? God knows

 

Board highlights? When its at its funniest

 

Board lowlights? Some of the cocks who've been on (technically the other board)

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Watching TV alot!

 

Pets? None

 

I play a bit like.... Michael Cane in Escape To Victory

 

Football heroes? Beardo, Shearer

 

Football villains? manu, arse and their fans

 

Best advice given? Still waiting for some

 

Ideal partner? Marge Simpson

 

Ideal dinner date? Ricky Gervais

 

Ideal meal? Indian

 

Can you cook? Can i bollocks!

 

Current wheels? None

 

Biggest influence? Gandalf

 

TV programmes? Family Guy, Father Ted, Blackadder, Futurama, Alan Partridge, Buffy/Angel, Frasier, Red Dwarf, Friends, Phoenix Nights, The Office, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Fast Show...i should prob stop now

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish & Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? love both, order varies

 

Favourite tunes? way too many to list

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi as Jodi seems the most annoying of the two

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Both seem like canny blokes to be honest

 

Favourite film? LOTR trilogy

 

If I won a million pounds.... Quit work that very second

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? tried stuff as a kid, properly drunk when pretty young

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never

 

Favourite insult? Dn't have one

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I'm Graeme Souness' lovechild

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Not much, can't be arsed with all that

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? One pair of shoes, one pair of trainers

 

I'm obsessed with..... Comedy TV/VIDEO/DVD

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Less depressed with life in general!

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I'll go then >>>>

 

Real first name: Matthew

 

Nickname: Matt, or M4 i guess even though I'm the only who ever uses it ;)

 

Age: twenty two

 

Occupation: student, doing a european business course between Bordeaux and Portsmouth

 

Location: Bordeaux, France

 

Language(s) spoken? English, French, Spanish

 

Avatart - why? Never had a fixed one before, but think I gave found a winner here. I really like this bloody one, I think it's very cool.

 

Previous avatarts? loads. Nothing specific though

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? first joined in July 2003, it was just as Toontastic Linuxdriven was becoming ToonChat.

 

Board highlights? ummm, maybe the day Kluivert signed and the board crashed.

 

Board lowlights? well they go together with Nufc's lowlights really so the Marseille semi

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? i'm a student so I don't do anything anyway!

 

Pets? nope

 

I play a bit like.... Shearer lol... i guess watching so many tapes of the man leaves a mark. Although i'm a defender and not as good in front of goal. I'm a good header of the ball, and have somewhat the same kind of body language.

 

Football heroes? Shearer, Bobby Moore ...

 

Football villains? Beckham, Maradona, DelPiero, Mihailovic, Vieira, Pires

 

Best advice given? "Why do it now if you can do it later"

 

Ideal partner? tall thin long brown hair, nice, funny and sweet.

 

Ideal meal? Steak and chips with a glass of ice cold coke.

 

Can you cook? no. yes, well pasta and rice.

 

Current wheels? Peugeot 106

 

Biggest influence? my father

 

TV programmes? into tv series a lot, so Office, Lost, the OC, South Park, Curb your Enthus... the list is long

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? burger

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian

 

Favourite tunes? Muse, Oasis, Starsailor, Queen ...

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodi Marsh

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? dunno ... pitt maybe

 

Favourite film? Back to the Future

 

If I won a million pounds.... would buy a house, a nice car, and live of the rest for ever and ever

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 16, i have no recolection of what it was though.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? no, came close a few times though lol

 

Favourite insult? fookin twat

 

Not a lot of people know that...... had a good answer for this last time i filled it in ... but can't seem to remember now

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 70 quid

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3

 

I'm obsessed with..... asian girls

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... married and happy :wacko: and rich as hell!

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Real first name: Ignatius

 

Nickname: Ign

 

Age: Just *cough* over 40

 

Occupation: International arms trader

 

Location: N.Tyneside

 

Language(s) spoken? English

 

Avatart - why? Monkseaton Arms - I was weened on alchohol in that pub!

 

Previous avatarts? Lord no, it took me long enough to get that one up!

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? A few months after the original Toontastic started. When was that, 3 years or so?

 

Board highlights? Some of the one-liners are nothing short of brilliant imo, tbh!

 

Board lowlights? Don't want to upset anyone so I'll just say nowt.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably have been a world champ boxer, no doubt.

 

Pets? No fuckin' chance!

 

I play a bit like.... A Chelsea Pensioner

 

Football heroes? Terry Hibbit. Tony Currie. Peter Beardsley.

 

Football villains? Wise, Speedie, Savage.

 

Best advice given? The late, great Bob Marley said: 'have no fear of atomic energy, as none of us can stop the time.'

 

Ideal partner? For sex, Lara Rostron.

 

Ideal dinner date? Victoria Wood

 

Ideal meal? Indian

 

Can you cook? Yes, reasonably well. I will turn my hand to anything and as long as I have a recipe, it usually (usually) goes well.

 

Current wheels? Golf

 

Biggest influence? Myself really. I cannot think of anyone who has influenced me to a great extent, although I do have a lot of my father's bad habits which I am trying desperately to overcome!

 

TV programmes? Documentaries and Test match cricket (on terrestrial tv!!) - don't like missing a ball if I can help it.

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Various - depends what mood I'm in. Usually order a pint of lager followed by numerous bacardi and cokes though!

 

Favourite tunes? I have a fairly catholic taste these days.really. From punk to Dolly Parton believe it or not.

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi every time. That trog Marsh is an absolute hound.

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pass, though I would let the missus have Pitt as a treat!

 

Favourite film? Possibly Taxi Driver, possibly Blues Brothers, possibly Stand By Me

 

If I won a million pounds.... Give it to the wife.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Apart from when I got sips from me dad, probably 13 or 14.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'll leave that for another day!

 

Favourite insult? Don't like insulting people at all. Usually exchange pleasantries with my daughter with 'Loser'. She responds likewise!

 

Not a lot of people know that......R2D2 got his name from a section of film in the reel!!! Useless info, or what?

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably a couple of hundred on a leather jacket, from what I can recall.

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four, though I LOVE shoes and really have to stop myself from buying them.

 

I'm obsessed with..... A place for everything and everything in it's place!!

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Fit and well.

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Real first name: ****

 

Nickname: N/A

 

Age: 34

 

Occupation: Musician

 

Location: Rural Northumberland

 

Language(s) spoken? English, passable French, a bit of Spanish

 

Avatart - why? Because she's lovely

 

Previous avatarts? Brian Cant

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2 months ago

 

Board highlights? Owen signing

 

Board lowlights? Herd mentality

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Trying to get my job back

 

Pets? 2 estranged cats

 

I play a bit like.... John Frusciante (!)

 

Football heroes? Maradona, Socrates, Gascoigne, Shearer, Schmichael

 

Football villains? Diouf, Dyer, Ince

 

Best advice given? Be yourself

 

Ideal partner? My wife

 

Ideal dinner date? My wife

 

Ideal meal? My wife

 

Can you cook? Yes

 

Current wheels? Volvo

 

Biggest influence? Freddie Mercury

 

TV programmes? Extras, Question Time

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese: black bean chicken

 

Favourite tunes? God only knows-Beach Boys, Queen, Beatles, Stevie Wonder

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt (for Seven)

 

Favourite film? 12 Angry Men

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd be unbearable. I'd rather earn it.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 13, Cinzano and beer mixed. I was sick as an owl

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? On report, but not suspended

 

Favourite insult? You're a moron

 

Not a lot of people know that......I used to live next to Jenny Agutter

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £150 on a jacket

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? About a dozen

 

I'm obsessed with..... Being a kid

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....A father with a healthy happy family

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The Members.

 

I really should remember their best known music but I am soooo tired I cannot, for the life of me, recall what it is.

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Sound of the suburbs.

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Ah, yes.

 

'they play so fast, they play out of tune and I... can't hear the words,'

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Real first name: Martin.

 

Nickname: Don't really have one...

 

Age: 26.

 

Occupation: Freelance translator.

 

Location: Hamburg, Germany.

 

Language(s) spoken? English, German, rusty French, dodgy Swedish.

 

Avatart - why? Alf Poier, Austrian surrealist and singer, cruelly robbed of victory at Eurovision 2003. Total legend.

 

Previous avatarts? I know I had some sparkly rainbow versions of Sparks' various avatars for a while. Other than that, it's mostly been Alf, I think.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Mid-2003 as Meenzer, after an earlier (and mercifully brief) incarnation as the pitifully-named Jorman Geordie.

 

Board highlights? The original waves of Medina-bashing.

 

Board lowlights? Medina outstaying his welcome.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably living as a hermit on the top of a mountain somewhere, sipping whisky and worrying the sheep.

 

Pets? None, though I claim a part-share of the family cat back in Newcastle.

 

I play a bit like.... Ali Dia.

 

Football heroes? Keegan, Beardsley and Sir Les I suppose. Sentimental value.

 

Football villains? The top-flight gayers who won't come out of the closet. ;)

 

Best advice given? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

 

Ideal partner? My current one. He'd slap me if I said anything else. :D

 

Ideal dinner date? For the conversation? Someone like Stephen Fry or the late, great Douglas Adams I guess, though entertaining authors aren't automatically good at small talk...

 

Ideal meal? A steady stream of Málaga-style tapas all night.

 

Can you cook? Yeah, a bit. I can follow recipes and improvise a bit, which is all you need really.

 

Current wheels? My monthly travel pass. :wacko:

 

Biggest influence? Various family friends when I was growing up, I s'pose... no one in particular.

 

TV programmes? The Eurovision Song Contest. ;)

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, definitely... can't get a decent battered cod over here...

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Nothing challenging, maybe a lamb biryani.

 

Favourite tunes? Wanky post-rock seems to be my plat du jour.

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither!

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad. Marginally better actor and more pleasing on the eye.

 

Favourite film? Clerks

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd entertain wild dreams of travelling and living the high life, but probably end up just buying a nice house and settling down.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Occasional sips of wine and home-brew as a bairn, but didn't get properly drunk till I was 16. Beer at first, then developed a taste for whisky and ginger, of all things... ;)

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope... got into shit for co-writing offensive songs about a lass in our year, but the threat of action soon dissipated when the head confessed he thought they were funny. :huh:

 

Favourite insult? "Bastard" à la Geordie. Straight to the point.

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I went through a long and disappointingly mundane hetero phase.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 60 quid or thereabouts for a proper winter jacket last year. Fashion diva or what?

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Three.

 

I'm obsessed with..... The current boyf.

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Living with the aforementioned boyf... somewhere... doing something... ah, gawd knows really. That's what keeps life interesting. :blink:

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Real first name: Catherine

 

Nickname: Cath, Katie

 

Age: 30

 

Occupation: Anaesthetics/Recovery Nurse

 

Location: Gateshead

 

Language(s) spoken? English, passable French, fading Mancunian

 

Avatart - why? Do you really have to ask? ;)

 

Previous avatarts? More of the same.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Nearly 3 years ago.

 

Board highlights? Actually meeting some of the members and finding that they're not a bad bunch :wacko:

 

Board lowlights? The overuse of the c-word.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'd be a travel writer

 

Pets? An exiled cat - still in Manchester

 

I play a bit like.... A girl ;)

 

Football heroes? Les Ferdinand, Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer

 

Football villains? Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore.

 

Best advice given? Every new day is a bonus - make the most of it.

 

Ideal partner? Someone with intelligence, good-humour, good conversation and sensitivity.

 

Ideal dinner date? The bloke above.

 

Ideal meal? Anything with nice bread.

 

Can you cook? Of course I can - I'm a girl! :D

 

Current wheels? None.

 

Biggest influence? My dad.

 

TV programmes? There's nothing on telly I'd be gutted if I missed other than when we're playing football and I can't be at the game.

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either depending on what mood I'm, although I am partial to crispy duck and pancakes.

 

Favourite tunes? Varies depending on my mood. If I had to choose one it would be In My Life by the Beatles

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither. Both look like they need a good wash.

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Where's the Johnny Depp option?

 

Favourite film? Elf ;)

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd travel.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? From quite young when my parents would let us have wine and lemonade with Sunday lunch.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never. I was far too much of a good Catholic girl :huh:

 

Favourite insult? Too many :blink:

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I auditioned to be on Blockbusters.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably about £150 on a cream suit for a wedding.

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 20. I was a late developer when it comes to buying shoes

 

I'm obsessed with..... Many things!

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Content.

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Glasgow Mag was doing this for people in here before he had to disapear once more.  Whilst i think Peasepud was meant to be continuing it one why don`t we keep it in one thread and you can fill the blanks in yourself...

 

 

Real first name:

 

Nickname:

 

Age:

 

Occupation:

 

Location:

 

Language(s) spoken?

 

Avatart - why?

 

Previous avatarts?

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards?

 

Board highlights?

 

Board lowlights?

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job?

 

Pets?

 

I play a bit like....

 

Football heroes?

 

Football villains?

 

Best advice given?

 

Ideal partner?

 

Ideal dinner date?

 

Ideal meal?

 

Can you cook?

 

Current wheels?

 

Biggest influence?

 

TV programmes?

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips?

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order?

 

Favourite tunes?

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh?

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? 

 

Favourite film?

 

If I won a million pounds....

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink?

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school?

 

Favourite insult?

 

Not a lot of people know that......

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

I'm obsessed with.....

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....

36190[/snapback]

 

 

Jesus Wept tbh

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Real first name: Matthew

 

Nickname: Briggs, Trotter, Briggzy, That pervert in the bushes

 

Age: 17

 

Occupation: Stuuuuuudent!

 

Location: Washingtoon

 

Language(s) spoken? - English

 

Avatart - why? Pink Floyd are the best band in the world and Roger Waters is the best bassist/songwriter in the world

 

Previous avatarts? These include Dougal off Father Ted, Jeremy Kyle and various other Pink Floyd related ones. I don't think i've ever had an NUFC avatar :shock:

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Gawd knows how long ago although I did reside under several other board names before I settled on Skol. These include 'Briggs' and 'Marcel the Mime'.

 

Board highlights? Various Shorty and Medina versus the world arguments and the occasional fat ginger joke directed at Gemmill

 

Board lowlights? None that I can think of

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Lazing about doing fuck all. Great life, eh

 

Pets? None

 

I play a bit like Robert Pires just that i'm not French, i'm not left footed and I harbour no footballing skill what so ever

 

Football heroes? Shearer, Beardsley, Del Piero, Cole

 

Football villains? Savage, Muscat, Cantona

 

Best advice given? Always look before you sit down (espcially relevent when on a bus trip with a bunch on nudists)

 

Ideal partner? Big tits, Nice arse, Big Tits and more big tits

 

Ideal dinner date? Cath ;)

 

Ideal meal? Kebab Pizza

 

Can you cook? Can I fuck!

 

Current wheels? None

 

Biggest influence? Drugs

 

TV programmes? Top Gear, Krypton Factor, Crystal Maze

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian

 

Favourite tunes? Any good ol' Prog Rock! Pink Floyd, Sigur Ros, Mars Volta, Yes

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? If I had to choose i'd go for that fat nurse

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad ;)

 

Favourite film? Battle Royale/Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs

 

If I won a million pounds i'd throw the best party known to man then piss the rest away on travelling around the world

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14, Lemon Alchopop IIRC

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never! I never even got detention

 

Favourite insult? Cuntstack

 

Not a lot of people know that underneath my ugly looks there is a hunk waiting to get out

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? About £60 on trainers

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3

 

I'm obsessed with Pink Floyd

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be a journalist

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Real first name: Chris

 

Nickname: Grasshopper, Grifter

 

Age: 25

 

Occupation: IT developer

 

Location:Sooth Sheelds

 

Language(s) spoken? Geordie

 

Avatart - why? Respect

 

Previous avatarts?

Happy Face biccy corresponding with my name

A wee spider crushing himself under a brick from Spirited Away as it's a gooood film.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards?

Newcastle Online about 8 months ago (I think)

 

Board highlights? I enjoyed waiting for confirmation of Solano coming back, but it has to be the suggestion (by SSR) that "I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse."

 

Board lowlights? None really since I avoid talking football on here if I can.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Something equally boring

 

Pets? No

 

I play a bit like.... Peter Crouch

 

Football heroes? Keegan, Bobby Robson, Laurent Robert

 

Football villains? Graeme Souness

 

Best advice given? "Get a job in a pub"

 

Ideal partner? Female

 

Ideal dinner date? Pauline Kael

 

Ideal meal? Scrambled egg on toast, lots of butter

 

Can you cook? Is eggs on toast cooking?

 

Current wheels? K-Swiss

 

Biggest influence? Stella Artois

 

TV programmes? Seinfeld, Sopranos, Simpsons

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? F&C

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? both

 

Favourite tunes? This is getting silly. How can I choose that? At the minute I'll say This Beard is for Siobhan - Devendra Banhart

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt

 

Favourite film? Impossible. I'll choose Magnolia at random.

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd still be the same

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? is that the same question twice? Wouldn't have a clue when I had my first drink first time I was so drunk I threw up on my moithers rug was when I was 14.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? No

 

Favourite insult? Twat

 

Not a lot of people know that......The second verse of the When the boat comes in starts...

 

Thou shall have a 'tatey

on a little platey

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Dunno, probably £80 on Trainers

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? That I'd wear, 6.

 

I'm obsessed with..... Nowt really. Without Films, Music and Football my life would be pretty empty though.

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....doing something more interesting with my Tuesday night than playing FIFA 2005, watching DVDs and answering the questions of strangers.

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Real first name: Phil

 

Nickname: Erm, "Kelster"

 

Age: Erm, still at school.

 

Occupation: (above)

 

Location: Canterbury, Kent

 

Language(s) spoken? English, and French badly

 

Avatart - why? Dunno, I don't find blank spaces that interesting either

 

Previous avatarts? My history isn't too impressive

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Dunno, saw a link somewhere and signed up when I was bored

 

Board highlights? Nobody really cares tbh

 

Board lowlights? Signing up and the fact I am still here to this day

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Nothing

 

Pets? A black and white cat - he's a toon fan too - kind of

 

I play a bit like.... Boumsong

 

Football heroes? Shearer

 

Football villains? Souness, unless he can turn our fortunes around...

 

Best advice given? Get a haircut

 

Ideal partner? Someone I won't get, sadly

 

Ideal dinner date? Umm, just a nice girl would help

 

Ideal meal? Just give me something Chinese, and uh, nice

 

Can you cook? Erm, I can cook pizzas?

 

Current wheels? My feet

 

Biggest influence? Too original for that!

 

TV programmes? Lost is probably my favourite, at the moment

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, as stated above... Indian still good too

 

Favourite tunes? Bah Bah Black Sheep, never fails to entertain

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Well, if I must decide.... neither

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney

 

Favourite film? LOTR trilogy probably

 

If I won a million pounds.... I'd give a bit too charity, then use the rest to buy myself a life

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? No clue, years ago it was

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yeah, internally - slapped somebody in the face with a sponge cricket bat

 

Favourite insult? Don't insult that much - too nice for that

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I am quarter Chinese (along with quarters in Irish, Scottish and English)

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Umm, about £25...

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 or 4

 

I'm obsessed with..... worrying about my current state in life

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... married, and rich

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Real first name: Mark

 

Nickname: Van Bommel

 

Age: 17

 

Occupation: Student

 

Location: Washington

 

Language(s) spoken? - English

 

Avatart - why? Don't have one, because I can't be arsed

 

Previous avatarts? Andy Hunter, because he's ledge.

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? December 2003

 

Board highlights? None

 

Board lowlights? None

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Don't have a job.

 

Pets? None

 

I play a bit like Laurent Robert

 

Football heroes? Laurent Robert

 

Football villains? None

 

Best advice given? Can't think of any.

 

Ideal partner? J'lo

 

Ideal dinner date? Laurent Robert

 

Ideal meal? Pasta and bolognese sauce

 

Can you cook? Nah

 

Current wheels? None

 

Biggest influence? Laurent Robert

 

TV programmes? Hollyoaks

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese

 

Favourite tunes? Anything, bit of trance, Kelly Clarkson, some hip-hop

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodie

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad

 

Favourite film? Pulp Fiction, Fast and the furious

 

If I won a million pounds buy an Escalade and pimp it out.

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 12 some beer.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope

 

Favourite insult? Fuck off

 

Not a lot of people know that I like Backstreet Boys

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? 125 quid on an Armani Hoodie.

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7

 

I'm obsessed with Laurent Robert

 

In 5 years time I will still be cool.

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