Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Best advice given? DTA 95786[/snapback] Don't tell anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 (edited) Y'aareet flower, half a lager and lime? Edited February 16, 2006 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 She wants to watch where that wheels gannin. Might me an embarrassing hospital visit. Unless she's been on the currys like. Then it could be extra oil in the wheels and she'd have to watch her balance. Maybe thats how she fell over like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Biggest influence?: My Nana Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: don't do girly things like shopping unless there are lots of bars around.....but was once forced to spend £90 on a dress ( yeuch) for my cousins posh wedding do at Hardwick Hall.. 95773[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I am sure there was another post on here after puds ???? am I losing my mind must have been the dodgy picture I saw last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Was there one from HTL pertaining to be Freddie Shepherd? Must have been deleted. I thought it was quite funny personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 *Bump* For our new members to introduce themselves! Dear New Members, Please ignore the slavver between peasepud and Toplass further up this page, and feel free to tell us a bit about yourselves. You're all very welcome providing you are house-trained, wash your own dishes, don't nick anything and don't spill any drinks on the floor! Cheers Cath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 *Bump* For our new members to introduce themselves! Dear New Members, Please ignore the slavver between peasepud and Toplass further up this page, and feel free to tell us a bit about yourselves. You're all very welcome providing you are house-trained, wash your own dishes, don't nick anything and don't spill any drinks on the floor! Cheers Cath. 116755[/snapback] Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] Wooooooo-hoooooo-HOOOOOOooooooOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] Scousers man. Oil and water thing. As a manc it's entrenched. Nobody ever learned me any better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc.... 116834[/snapback] The reason I don't like it is because you have one of the poorest areas of the country, taking the piss out of one of the poorest areas of the country for being poor. It's embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat. 116788[/snapback] It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc.... 116834[/snapback] The reason I don't like it is because you have one of the poorest areas of the country, taking the piss out of one of the poorest areas of the country for being poor. It's embarrassing. 116846[/snapback] Fair enough.... Lacoste shell suits are still fair game though imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I'm the codger of the board Real first name: Alistair Nickname: Ali, or SICK MORON Age: 47 Occupation: MD of my own company (but it's only me) Programme and Project Manager Location: The Coast but work all awa the place Language(s) spoken? English, teeny weeny bit of Turkish an all Avatart - why? Green Bay Packers my second sporting love Previous avatarts? Loads Tell us when you first joined the boards? Been on different boards for about 10 years, mostly NFL one's Board highlights? Met some great friends through boards Board lowlights? To many bannings to mention What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Playing the blues (badly) Pets? Two dogs, Fish in pond in garden and marine fish in tank in house I play a bit like.... Tony Green - I've got a crocked knee as well (done representing the UK versus Turkey in a midnight 5 a side in Turkey (sober btw) Football heroes? Benny Arentoft (had a toon subbuteo set when I was a kid and one players head wasn't painted so he looked blond hence Bene), Rivelino, Cubilas Football villains? Any non-toon players, especially when they score Best advice given? It ALWAYS works out in the end Ideal partner? Wor Lass I guess, been married 25 years this year (or Demi Moore) Ideal dinner date? Demi Ideal meal? Steak from Prime Cuts Steakhouse in Chicago mmmm slab of dead cow mmmmmmm Can you cook? Yep Current wheels? BMW 523 Biggest influence? Me Da TV programmes? The Goodies, Father Ted, Malcolm in the Middle, Discovery/History type prog's Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Juns Favourite tunes? Eagles, Metallica, Runrig, and erm.... Garth Brooks Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? YUCKAROO George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? My rabid homophobia prevents me from answering this question Favourite film? Shawshank Redemption If I won a million pounds.... Retire Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Too long ago to remember Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? Loads depending on the provocation Not a lot of people know that...... I could so easily have become a Mackem due to appalling neighbourly influence when I was a kid. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Rolex watch (well an insurance company paid for it not me) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 or 5 I'm obsessed with..... Bourbon In 5 years time, I hope to be....Retired and still breathing with my kids left home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaf***in toon lover 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 (edited) Real first name: Andy Nickname: Nol (online gaming Solano fetish) Age: 28 Occupation: Mortgage Advisor Location: The Black Country Language(s) spoken? English. GCSE French. I can say I am 13 yrs old in German Avatar - why? It's the 'fro Previous avatars? - Tell us when you first joined the boards? a fair while. watching, waiting and drawing my plans against you Board highlights? Durham crack whores Board lowlights? forum wars. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Running me own pub Pets? Greyhound, cat, a fish I play a bit like.... Marcelinho Football heroes? Pedro, Enzo Schifo, Georghe Hagi Football villains? Kevin Muscat, Graham Fenton Best advice given? never text schoolgirls pictures of me cock Ideal partner? 'er indoors Ideal dinner date? ? Ideal meal? Toad in the hole. Can you cook? oh yes Current wheels? Saab 900 turbo Biggest influence? Stella Artois TV programmes? 24, My name is Earl, CBeebies Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger & Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chicken Pathia Favourite tunes? Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Depends on if I can kill them afterwards and dump the body? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? depends on the mood but I can always watch Goodfellas If I won a million pounds.... Buy a bigger house and make a nice retirement kitty Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 3 or 4 i spose. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope Favourite insult? assorted F's and C's really Not a lot of people know that...... i have a photographic memory Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Few hundred on a suit How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with..... obbsessing about stuff In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat Edited April 7, 2006 by muthaf***in toon lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 This thread wants renaming before SMO sees it as an invitation to post pics of his cock tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15718 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] I hear Smoothie's already squandered the family jewels on that, and he's only 42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat 117011[/snapback] Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] Aye that's my attitude. Either way it's not really my concern when I peg it and although it's at fairly silly levels, it's still manageable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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