JawD 99 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Alledgedly he is bringing a book out this year. To quote .com Having returned to the UK from his retreat in Barbados, former Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd replied to media questions about recent comments by confirming that he will publish a book later this year chronicling his time in Toon. We're unable to confirm that this will be titled "Great Expectations".... Just wondering, can we get some other suggestions of what he could call it? Ill start the ball rolling with a couple : * A-Z Greggs * How to look slim on TV * Getting the Flock out (see what I did there?) * Just a Geordie scrap metal dealer * Plight said Fred * Toon shirts £2 a dozen * I shot Bambi * Oor Willy (McKay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31404 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Can we expect any of what he says to be the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Can we expect any of what he says to be the truth? not if you have a probable stupid "opinion" beforehand regardless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Secret Diary of a Fat C**t! Greggs or Bust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Alledgedly he is bringing a book out this year. To quote .com Having returned to the UK from his retreat in Barbados, former Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd replied to media questions about recent comments by confirming that he will publish a book later this year chronicling his time in Toon. We're unable to confirm that this will be titled "Great Expectations".... Just wondering, can we get some other suggestions of what he could call it? Ill start the ball rolling with a couple : * A-Z Greggs * How to look slim on TV * Getting the Flock out (see what I did there?) * Just a Geordie scrap metal dealer * Plight said Fred * Toon shirts £2 a dozen * I shot Bambi * Oor Willy (McKay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Would fancy reading it actually. I'll keep my eye out in the fiction section of Waterstones Have the colours changed slightly (gone green) on here btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Secret Diary of a Fat C**t! Greggs or Bust intelligent comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd be very tempted to read it but I'll be fucked if I'd buy it and line that fack prick's pockets any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 The Shepherd Dyslexicon: Observations on a Geordie Disaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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@yourservice 67 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I love cock What about Shepherds book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Gonna get one of the smackheads to pinch it, rather line their pockets tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd be very tempted to read it but I'll be fucked if I'd buy it and line that fack prick's pockets any further. There'll be free / discount copies available all over. Like 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge. Canny name for Fred's book too btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd be very tempted to read it but I'll be fucked if I'd buy it and line that fack prick's pockets any further. There'll be free / discount copies available all over. Like 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge. Canny name for Fred's book too btw. "It's not being pulped...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd be very tempted to read it but I'll be fucked if I'd buy it and line that fack prick's pockets any further. There'll be free / discount copies available all over. Like 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge. Canny name for Fred's book too btw. "It's not being pulped...." It always cracks me up like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd be very tempted to read it but I'll be fucked if I'd buy it and line that fack prick's pockets any further. There'll be free / discount copies available all over. Like 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge. Canny name for Fred's book too btw. Monthy serialisation in Viz ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Once upon a time in my vest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd be very tempted to read it but I'll be fucked if I'd buy it and line that fack prick's pockets any further. There'll be free / discount copies available all over. Like 'Bouncing Back' by Alan Partridge. Canny name for Fred's book too btw. "It's not being pulped...." "'Lovely stuff', not my words Michael but the words of Shakin' Stevens" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Secret Diary of a Fat C**t! Greggs or Bust intelligent comment Nah that'as a crap title. How about: "Just a scrap dealer fom Carlisle"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrBass 2788 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I love cock What about Shepherds book? Shouldn't really but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 "8th most requested football autobiography" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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