bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice' A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.' A British girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches her glass. She says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Smenoch Powell again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 heard that one years ago, only they were Australians and South Africans rather than Pakistanis and Poles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. What have I done like? I've been dying to use that pun man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. Well im not sure. She didn't have to shoot them. She could've just walked off. ''Thank you for your time but due to the UK's slack immigration policies im afraid our conversation has to come to an end. You see that many Pakistani's and Poles have made their home in England that i seldom have to drink with the same ones twice.'' Maybe that wouldn't be funny to some people though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Immigration saved our economy. Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Smenoch Powell again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. Well im not sure. She didn't have to shoot them. She could've just walked off. ''Thank you for your time but due to the UK's slack immigration policies im afraid our conversation has to come to an end. You see that many Pakistani's and Poles have made their home in England that i seldom have to drink with the same ones twice.'' Maybe that wouldn't be funny to some people though... That would only work if the Pole and the Pakistani walked away from their glass vowing to never drink from the same one again. Of course then the girl would be all alone and unable to make any kind of comment, politcal or racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. Well im not sure. She didn't have to shoot them. She could've just walked off. ''Thank you for your time but due to the UK's slack immigration policies im afraid our conversation has to come to an end. You see that many Pakistani's and Poles have made their home in England that i seldom have to drink with the same ones twice.'' Maybe that wouldn't be funny to some people though... That would only work if the Pole and the Pakistani walked away from their glass vowing to never drink from the same one again. Of course then the girl would be all alone and unable to make any kind of comment, politcal or racist. Modern Comedy eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. just a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 Is that racist or just a comment about our immigration policies...? Depends if you are Pakistani or Polish. My view on racism is everyone is there to have a pop at. If you do concentrate or repeat offensive remarks to one group of people that to me is discrimination (bullying), be it gay people, ethnic minorities, fat, ginger, religious groups. Only exemption being Mackems and Alex. just a joke Does not matter the bastards cannot read english anyway . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Now that was racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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