Erm!

[snakehips 0]

No, not the Exchange Rate Mechanism but a little joke.

 

Man goes to the nice barmaid and says, 'I'd like a quickie, please'.

The barmaid says 'I beg your pardon?'

'I'd like a quickie please.'

The annoyed barmaid tells him that if he says that once more he will be chucked out.

'But I'd really like a..'

Before he finishes what he is saying, a man taps him on the shoulder and says,

'It's pronounced keesh'

 

 

 

Hope that works?? Obviously, it sounds better phonetically.

[Brock Manson 0]

...ban him

[Jusoda Kid 1]

...ban him 

35701[/snapback]

 

Sorry snakey but thats shite, i agree ban him

[snakehips 0]

Okay, you asked for it

 

Bloke comes home and tells his wife to pack her bags as he's just booked a weekend fishing trip for himself, her and the dog in Ireland.

'I'm not going fishing in Ireland' she says.

'Come on' he replies 'it will be great. You, me, the dog and a weekend in Ireland fishing.'

'I tell you I'm not going' she tells him.

'Okay,' says he 'I'll give you three choices. You either come with me, give me a blow job or I f**k you up the ar**.'

'Well,' she says 'I'm definitely not going and you're definitely not going to f**k me up the ar** so I suppose it will have to be a blow job.'

With that, she gets on her knees and starts giving him head. Only a second passes when she stops and says, 'Urgh, that tastes like shit!'

'Oh, yeah,' he replies 'the dog didn't want to go either!!'

[Guest Sima]

I laughed at the last one