bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 A Mackem is visiting Newcastle. This is his first time to a city, he wants to see Saint James park. Unfortunately, he can't find it, so he asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the Makcem says, "How do I get to Saint james park?" The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 33 bus. It'll take you right there." The Mackem thanks the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the Mackem is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to Saint James park, I said to wait here for the number 33 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The Mackem says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 32nd bus just went by!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 You saved yourself with that riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 St. James' Park in Exeter? [/pedant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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