Optimistic Nut 188 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 A lady walks into a bar and see's a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he's drinking. "Magic Beer" He says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says; "That isn't really magic beer is it?" "Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again" He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having" She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 A bar located on the 30th story of a building? Was it a hotel bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Yes. Yes, it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 You can if you're Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. 35550[/snapback] Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester mag 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Lair they have safety glass in them tall buildings so how could he or she jump out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 188 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. 35550[/snapback] Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. 35552[/snapback] Hmmm, Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy. Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. 35550[/snapback] Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. 35552[/snapback] Hmmm, Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy. Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child? 35573[/snapback] More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 You really should check your sources more thoroughly before rumour-mongering on the interweb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 188 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. 35550[/snapback] Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. 35552[/snapback] Hmmm, Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy. Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child? 35573[/snapback] More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically 35575[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. 35550[/snapback] Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. 35552[/snapback] Hmmm, Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy. Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child? 35573[/snapback] More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically 35575[/snapback] Fuck me, I'm getting dissed by Willow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 188 Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 (edited) "Woop, banter" "No, it's not banter". Edited September 19, 2005 by Optimistic Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings. 35550[/snapback] Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. 35552[/snapback] Hmmm, Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy. Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child? 35573[/snapback] More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically 35575[/snapback] Fuck me, I'm getting dissed by Willow. 35585[/snapback] BTW I don't look anything like Willow??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 35624[/snapback] I knew Tatu were making a comeback, but blimey, they've changed a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 35624[/snapback] I knew Tatu were making a comeback, but blimey, they've changed a bit... 35627[/snapback] Look at you, deliberately quoting the pic 'cause secretly you love women getting it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 35624[/snapback] I knew Tatu were making a comeback, but blimey, they've changed a bit... 35627[/snapback] Look at you, deliberately quoting the pic 'cause secretly you love women getting it on 35632[/snapback] Well, you know what the alternative is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 A lady walks into a bar and see's a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he's drinking. "Magic Beer" He says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says; "That isn't really magic beer is it?" "Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again" He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having" She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!" 35537[/snapback] I have no sympathy for her. If she was experimenting with this alleged 'magic beer' for the first time why didn't she try jumping off a chair? Shocking lack of forethought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 35624[/snapback] I knew Tatu were making a comeback, but blimey, they've changed a bit... 35627[/snapback] Look at you, deliberately quoting the pic 'cause secretly you love women getting it on 35632[/snapback] Well, you know what the alternative is... 35644[/snapback] I do indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I like Tatu's new video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 if the beer was strong enough to affect Superman, surely it would knocked a mere mortal out with but a whiff, and if this is the case I seriously doubt whether you would get a license to sell it, especially from a Hotel bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 superman is flying around bored w hen he spots wonder woman on top of a building, naked and pleasuring herself. qucik as a flash he flies down, bangs her and flies away. the invisible man then climbs off and says fuck me my arse hurts, what did you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 superman is flying around bored w hen he spots wonder woman on top of a building, naked and pleasuring herself. qucik as a flash he flies down, bangs her and flies away. the invisible man then climbs off and says fuck me my arse hurts, what did you do! 36013[/snapback] Is the invisble man blind like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 superman is flying around bored w hen he spots wonder woman on top of a building, naked and pleasuring herself. qucik as a flash he flies down, bangs her and flies away. the invisible man then climbs off and says fuck me my arse hurts, what did you do! 36013[/snapback] It's the way you tell 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 well it was all from memory, i should be a stand up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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