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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

 

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

 

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"

 

"NO!" the blonde yelled back,

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"SCARF!" :icon_lol:

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On an almost related note, my (female) friend and her (female) friend were out driving one day. They got pulled over for speeding but got off with it because they called the policeman Officer Handsome!

 

Was this before or after they assualted his nightstick? :lol:

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