bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Two French foreign legionnaires are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet" "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget" "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that ..Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree" "Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it? "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree... Ees Ees Wait for it! Ees Ees Eees a Ham Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Happy New Year Bobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Happy New Year Bobby! Ta mate same to you. It's funny if you do the accents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9955 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=14729 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Hear it before Still good though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=14729 sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 (edited) Mexican members of the French Foreign Legion? Edited January 8, 2008 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Mexican members of the French Foreign Legion? Fucking foreign aren't they, unless they are in Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Mexican members of the French Foreign Legion? Fucking foreign aren't they, unless they are in Mexico What accent do you say the joke in then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Mexican members of the French Foreign Legion? Fucking foreign aren't they, unless they are in Mexico What accent do you say the joke in then? foreign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21255 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I enjoyed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Mexican members of the French Foreign Legion? Fucking foreign aren't they, unless they are in Mexico What accent do you say the joke in then? I read it as "two Frenchmen who're members of the Foreign legion" and was suitably baffled when they spoke with a mexican lilt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Surprisingly, I've heard this one before, but with French accents. I think it works better that way anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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