Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 (edited) How long does the bastard last? Had to cut short a drinking session on Friday because I felt ropey, back in the house for 9 then been in bed all weekend. The only time I've moved from my pit was to piss or shit, with the latter happening quite regularly. Symptoms: No energy Eyes hurt when looking towards any light Shits Bad guts Weak as a kitten Cough and sore throat Keep going hot & cold. Sweats No appetite No fun this like, especially when I've got an 18 month Tasmanian devil to keep an eye on Edited January 7, 2008 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 How long does the bastard last? Had to cut short a drinking session on Friday because I felt ropey, back in the house for 9 then been in bed all weekend. The only time I've moved from my pit was to piss or shit, with the latter happening quite regularly. Symptoms: No energy Eyes hurt when looking towards any light Shits Bad guts Weak as a kitten Cough and sore throat Keep going hot & cold. Sweats No appetite No fun this like, especially when I've got an 18 month Tasmanian devil to keep an eye on Woor lass off the day dying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 7, 2008 Author Share Posted January 7, 2008 They reckon it's doing the rounds big time. Had something similar before the christmas so thought that was me, apparently not. Can't see me going to work tomorrow unless there's a drastic improvement tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21266 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 A few at work have it, about 3 days to get over the initial shitting and vomming, then obviousley 3 days to get back upto strength! Good luck marra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 If it's proper flu it'll have you for at least a week, and you'll only be interested in lying in bed/sleeping. You won't be capable of much else. I think most people only actually get the proper flu once or twice in their lives. I had it when I was 12. I was off school for a week and wasn't properly right for about 2 weeks afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I believe it is not the flu, but norovirus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 If it's proper flu it'll have you for at least a week, and you'll only be interested in lying in bed/sleeping. You won't be capable of much else. I think most people only actually get the proper flu once or twice in their lives. I had it when I was 12. I was off school for a week and wasn't properly right for about 2 weeks afterwards. I've only had it once. 'Proper' 'flu. Lost about a stone and I was only about 11 stone back then. Could do with a dose now tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 If it's proper flu it'll have you for at least a week, and you'll only be interested in lying in bed/sleeping. You won't be capable of much else. I think most people only actually get the proper flu once or twice in their lives. I had it when I was 12. I was off school for a week and wasn't properly right for about 2 weeks afterwards. I've only had it once. 'Proper' 'flu. Lost about a stone and I was only about 11 stone back then. Could do with a dose now tbh. Fatty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7273 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I had the worst sickness and trots of my life 2 days ago. Felt fine yesterday, was up and about all day, then today i had it all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Our lass has 'proper' flu at the minute, been laid up in bed for over a week now. I certainly couldn't be a nurse, all that up and down getting stuff for her is starting to grate on me. Lets not even mention the self pity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Was laid down from Xmas day til last Sunday with Flu and latterly the runny bum disease. Nee good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I've just had the most nasty, violent, loose, green and foul smelling motion since I was India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 If it's proper flu it'll have you for at least a week, and you'll only be interested in lying in bed/sleeping. You won't be capable of much else. I think most people only actually get the proper flu once or twice in their lives. I had it when I was 12. I was off school for a week and wasn't properly right for about 2 weeks afterwards. Must be proper flu then. Couldn't even manage to do the school run this morning and it's only at the top of my street. Tried ringing work to tell them I wouldn't be in but couldn't get through so rang her and asked her to ring in for me as I was desperate to get back to bed. She forgot! What a fucking idiot Just surfaced again from 9 this morning and my eyes are killing me, can't be looking at this screen even, off to the doctors at 16:10. Thats all from me for today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I've caught a heavy dose of man flu and feel rotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Can we stop calling it flu, or runny bum disease, it's norovirus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Loads of people at work been off wth the 'flu like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 My guts are writing cheques that my ringpiece can't cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 My guts are writing cheques that my ringpiece can't cash. It pains me to say it but you have been missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2784 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Can we stop calling it flu, or runny bum disease, it's norovirus. Stomach flu then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 My guts are writing cheques that my ringpiece can't cash. Nice avatar btw. She's a pop star in Italy now apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 My guts are writing cheques that my ringpiece can't cash. Nice avatar btw. She's a pop star in Italy now apparently. Aye. Some* of her stuff is actually canny good. She's going to be first lady of France soon too according to the papers as she's currently knocking off Sarkozy. *very little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 My guts are writing cheques that my ringpiece can't cash. Nice avatar btw. She's a pop star in Italy now apparently. Aye. Some* of her stuff is actually canny good. She's going to be first lady of France soon too according to the papers as she's currently knocking off Sarkozy. *very little Aye, read about that in the Sunday Times recently. The lucky bastard that he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 Was at the doctors today and he said 'it's flu you've got, coupled with a chest infection'. Proper flu though none of this runny nose shit. So Rico! Fuck off with your virus shit, you've seen 'outbreak' to many times imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 'Flu is a virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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