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Busload of nuns die in a crash so they're all queuing at the Pearly gates.

 

St Peter says to the 1st one "have you ever had contact with a Penis?" to which she replies "I touched one", "dip you finger in holy water and in you go" he replies.

 

Asking the 2nd one she replies "I once held one", "dip your hand in the holy water my child" replies St Peter.

 

Suddenly theres a commotion as a nun pushes to the front...

 

"whats the problem sister Josephine" says St Peter.

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"If Im going to gargle the holy water then I want to do it before sister Ann sticks her arse in it!"

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