Walliver 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Why are pirates so cool? They just arrr. What's a pirates favourite letter? Rrrr. Which animal bit a pirate? An aligatarrr. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buck-an-ear. Why was the baby pirate not allowed to watch a movie? Because it was rated arrr. Which author is every pirate's favourite? J Arrr Arrr Tolkien Where's the best place to meet a pirate? In a barrr. Which limb is a pirate's favourite? His arrrm. Which brand of rum do pirates drink? Bacarrrdi. What did the pirate say when he had a heart attack? Arrr! Me heartie! And possibly the best: Which part of a driving test do pirates fear the most? Parrrallel parrrking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11112 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 ...Bob? Bob where are you mate? have a word man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) What does Cook like the best about visiting Chinese restaurants? The rice. Et cetera. Edited December 21, 2007 by nufc4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 What did the pirate say when he had a heart attack?Arrr! Me heartie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 class jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 what do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs.. A ROOKIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!! Personal favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!! Personal favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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