peasepud 59 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article609264.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Sounds like a Friday night round Smooth Operator's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Fuck the tabloids must be so disappointed that bumble, Dire, Penas and the rest of the spit boys are no longer with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I asked if she was OK and she said, ‘Yeah, of course. Why wouldn’t I be? They said I was a great shag’ and then she hobbled down the corridor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Some lucky guy's going to LOVE that little claim to fame! "Darling, tell Roger and Helen about the time you acted as a spunk bucket for several drunken footballers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 nice work by rio and the boys. what a complete slag she is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Her boyfriend must be so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I would pay the earth to send an aids riddled beauty to get roasted by the twats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Probably all a lie tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 95 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) I would pay the earth to send an aids riddled beauty to get roasted by the twats lets start a whipround eh Edited December 21, 2007 by zico martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 he has a point though. these people take no responsibility for their actions really. failing that it could all be bullshit of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Fair play to the lass imo, she went out and got exactly what she wanted tbf. Only thing is she probably wanted to bag 1 of them as become the next wag idol but they seen to have flung her aside after collectively breaking her hip. If they didn't use blobs or she wasn't on the pill and Park, Ferdinand and Scholes were involved then fuck knows what the kid will look like!! Probably resemble Wacky tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qscqscqsc 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 DO you know the girl who had sex with three United players? Call The Sun on 020 7782 4105. Don’t worry about the cost, we’ll call you straight back. You can also email us at exclusive@the-sun.co.uk Hurray for investigative journalism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I'm gonna ring up and pretend to be the lass, tell them Rio forced me to don a strap-on and do him up the wrong un!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Evans above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Bloody hell... you've got money and fame... GET A LASS EACH! I mean there's frugal and there's just plain tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Bloody hell... you've got money and fame... GET A LASS EACH! I mean there's frugal and there's just plain tight. I hear "just plain tight" costs a bit more than "frugal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 ...just plain tight. I bet hers isnt now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I wonder if that Chalrey who was what's his name's cousin who moved to sunderland still hangs about with the manure twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 ...just plain tight. I bet hers isnt now Clowns pocket tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 After partying with Man Utd's top players at a posh hotel, a young girl has made allegations of a serious sexual assault. Asked by the police "At which point did you realise you had been raped?" she replied, "when he told me he was on loan to Sunderland". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 After partying with Man Utd's top players at a posh hotel, a young girl has made allegations of a serious sexual assault. Asked by the police "At which point did you realise you had been raped?" she replied, "when he told me he was on loan to Sunderland". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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