Dr Gloom 22405 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 go on; you first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 You can't start a thread like this and not go first man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I do not make my own jokes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22405 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 You can't start a thread like this and not go first man! ok i suffer from a mild form of ocd now you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I occasionally write for N-O and I don't even go to the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I do not make my own jokes up No exculpatory statements allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I do not make my own jokes up No exculpatory statements allowed. I once stole a car and parked it down a subway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22405 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 I do not make my own jokes up No exculpatory statements allowed. I once stole a car and parked it down a subway cool. i used to be a bit of a teenage rogue. saturday nights sleeping rough would end up with us taking acid, stealing milk from outside people's house and kicking in people's fences/gates/for sale signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I do not make my own jokes up No exculpatory statements allowed. I once stole a car and parked it down a subway cool. i used to be a bit of a teenage rogue. saturday nights sleeping rough would end up with us taking acid, stealing milk from outside people's house and kicking in people's fences/gates/for sale signs One of the funniest thing I've done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3630 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I spoke to Gemmill on the phone once and yes he did sound like a bit of a twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31402 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3630 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Did he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31402 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Nah, twas merely a flesh wound, quite disappointing really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I disarmed a huge black man with a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I disarmed a huge black man with a knife. I watched this happen, what Parky didn't include was after the disarmament, the black man proceeded to pin Parky down and crashed the custard truck so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I have 6.9 GB of porn on my hard drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I disarmed a huge black man with a knife. I watched this happen, what Parky didn't include was after the disarmament, the black man proceeded to pin Parky down and crashed the custard truck so to speak. ...actually he was taken to hospital cause unlike the movies the chair I hit him with didn't break... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22405 Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 I have 6.9 GB of porn on my hard drive is that all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I'm a racist. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Sometimes, behind closed doors. When im on my own. I just sleep all day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 What are you carrying knives for Parky? Or chairs for that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 What are you carrying knives for Parky? Or chairs for that matter? Disarming means I wasn't carrying the knife. Chair was just a reflex thing. I'm normally very non-violent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 What are you carrying knives for Parky? Or chairs for that matter? Disarming means I wasn't carrying the knife. Chair was just a reflex thing. I'm normally very non-violent. where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 What are you carrying knives for Parky? Or chairs for that matter? Disarming means I wasn't carrying the knife. Chair was just a reflex thing. I'm normally very non-violent. where? Brixton (reggae party) 10 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 What are you carrying knives for Parky? Or chairs for that matter? Disarming means I wasn't carrying the knife. Chair was just a reflex thing. I'm normally very non-violent. where? Brixton (reggae party) 10 years ago. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=413301 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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