ChezGiven 0 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 People who have a pouch on their belt to keep a phone/credit cards The fact that around 1 in 2 of anyone I ever meet these days seems to be a cunt Whenever i see one on a colleague i ask 'where did you get your batman belt?' If they're a total cunt, just ask if they wear their underpants over their trousers at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Arseholes who say 'BOOOOOM!' When something good happens The term 'Lad'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 The term 'guy' instead of 'man', 'bloke' or the easy on the ear 'Lad'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 The term 'guy' instead of 'man', 'bloke' or the easy on the ear 'Lad'.BOOOOOOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Am also going to stick my neck on the line and say I've never once heard an arsehole, guy or a lad say 'booooom' when something good has happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I'll say it as a joke every now and again. In the style of Joe Rogan when someone gets flattened in the UFC. But what you guys need to remember about me is I'm a bit of a lad, so I can get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Never heard of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Yeah he was born outside of the NE postcode area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33232 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I thought it was the ex-Everton and Oldham boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Shelling out £450 a month to stand on a train perilously close to another man's armpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Shelling out £450 a month to stand on a train perilously close to another man's armpit. It's more than two weeks since the storm when they didn't actually bother to run any trains and half of mine are still running with reduced carriages due to damage the fuckers haven't fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Waking up and thinking it's the middle of the night and then hearing the heating kicking in and realising it's actually 6am already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Fuckers who drive past empty bays in Asda simply to hold up all the traffic while they wait for a bay that is 10 metres closer to become available. JUST DIE YOU LAZY BASTARDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 JUST DIE YOU LAZY BASTARDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 People. People annoy the fuck out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Getting a new email address and having to go all around the world changing details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Getting a new email address and having to go all around the world changing details Kinky bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Picking a password that has to have a capital letter, a number, be a certain length, not one you've used before, etc etc. Just let me pick a shit one, at least I might remember it and not have to reset the fucking thing every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Picking a password that has to have a capital letter, a number, be a certain length, not one you've used before, etc etc. Just let me pick a shit one, at least I might remember it and not have to reset the fucking thing every time! Or even fucking worse, when you reset the password you're not allowed to use one of your six previous passwords, therefore entering into a vicious circle of resetting the password and never being able to remember it thus having to reset again next time you log in. Fuck you O2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I usually just add a number onto my existing one in those situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Or even fucking worse, when you reset the password you're not allowed to use one of your six previous passwords, therefore entering into a vicious circle of resetting the password and never being able to remember it thus having to reset again next time you log in. Fuck you O2. Just make all your passwords 'FUCKYOU[insert company name]69' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I usually just add a number onto my existing one in those situations. Aye just make it the current month followed by a few numbers. That's what this great thinker does. Or else use lastpass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I've tried that but then end up forgetting which number I've gotten up to. Maybe I just wasn't meant to use the internet. Also, Chrome has an annoying habit of randomly forgetting passwords that have been saved for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Surname followed by year of birth. I mean how fucking hard is that forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Surname followed by year of birth. I mean how fucking hard is that forget Thanks for the info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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