NJS 4386 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Didn't know you were a banker! IT mate - all of the abuse and none of the (real) money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Family photos with a white background and soft focus on every wall throughout the entire house. Can't you just throw a few mirrors up instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Families have to be in soft focus, the truth is too harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Sighing reminds me of another one - fucking whistlers! There's a certain infuriating chirpy arrogance about someone that thinks it's ok to pollute the airwaves by whistling. Shut the fuck up. I like to whistle sometimes at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Families have to be in soft focus, the truth is too harsh. The white background offering scant respite from the blackness of their shared existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Preferably bare footed too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Mostly hung on the one wall in each room with flocked floral wallpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 My sister keeps sending my framed photos of my Nephew. Out of context I have a shoe box filled with pictures of a little boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 People who talk down to people at work when they've got no reason to. There's a lass that does it at work. she talks to me like she's found a child picking it's nose. So generally she does that for a bit, gets something wrong, stops, I correct her & we move on. It's just the initial irritation that gets me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 People who talk down to people at work when they've got no reason to. There's a lass that does it at work. she talks to me like she's found a child picking it's nose. So generally she does that for a bit, gets something wrong, stops, I correct her & we move on. It's just the initial irritation that gets me Is she middle aged and over weight? They usually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 The white background offering scant respite from the blackness of their shared existence. Perfectly put Sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 How when the derby is on all sorts of pricks come out of the woodwork who have never been to a game of football in their lives yet tell me how much they can't wait for it and are all going to be off work on Monday as they're going to get so lashed because it's DERBY DAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 When you won't be able to go to the pub to watch the game because your wife is takjng your daughter to a birthday party… … at 2.00pm… … in fucking sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 People who roll their eyes at me. Fucking infuriating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 (edited) O Edited October 25, 2013 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 People who roll their eyes at me. Fucking infuriating. Bish, pleez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 People who talk down to people at work when they've got no reason to. There's a lass that does it at work. she talks to me like she's found a child picking it's nose. So generally she does that for a bit, gets something wrong, stops, I correct her & we move on. It's just the initial irritation that gets me I work with one of the most bitter, condescending women in the world. Pretty sure she is number 1 actually. Even more annoying that she is in the wrong every fucking time. "You haven't done this" "Well, yeah, see here, this is when I did it" "Oh right ha ha ha, well it wouldn't have been the first time you forgot to do..." Slag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Is she middle aged and over weight? They usually are. Younger by a few years, fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Wankers on FIFA who insist on watching the full celebration and replay after every goal they score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) 150 seconds to give you some historical facts of 150 years of the FA read by Oxo-Chamberlain or whatever he's called......... Three stand out 'facts' for me....... 1. Michael Owen scored against Argentina 2. David Beckham scored against Greece 3. Ronnie Radford scored a goal to cause an upset to knock Noocarsull out of the cup Oh Lord Jesus, let the tears drop. Edited October 26, 2013 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Wide swathes of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 People who have a pouch on their belt to keep a phone/credit cards The fact that around 1 in 2 of anyone I ever meet these days seems to be a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) People who have a pouch on their belt to keep a phone/credit cards The fact that around 1 in 2 of anyone I ever meet these days seems to be a cunt That screams cunt tbh...I have to turn away for the soul of humanity rests foul and forlorn. Edited November 4, 2013 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 @@ewerk http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34545-fifa-14/page-5#entry1235886 In fairness the extent of my FIFA (along with any other game) is on the iphone so I don't have that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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