Craig 6700 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Alphabetical order too. Excellent work I'm neat like that. I think it's a trait shared by my stand-up bretheren. The kind of people that wouldn't put their hands inside a toilet. Bollocks... you wouldn't stand up to wipe your arse if you were... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Surely all the sitters wash their hands with hand wash, thoroughly? I know I do A fishmonger can take a shower, he's still fishy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Surely all the sitters wash their hands with hand wash, thoroughly? I know I do A fishmonger can take a shower, he's still fishy. Rather put my hand temporarily into the toilet's air than stand up and have my shitty arse pollute breathing space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 R1CO is a sitter end of debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31193 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Ewerk Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke Manc Parky Sammy Shinton So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts. Sorry but this thread opened my eyes to the practice of sitting and wiping, I can now say that I'm a convert, I really don't know how I survived before. Edited May 28, 2008 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3507 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Ewerk Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke Manc Parky Sammy Shinton So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts. Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Surely all the sitters wash their hands with hand wash, thoroughly? I know I do A fishmonger can take a shower, he's still fishy. A propos of nothing, there was this lad from the Faroe Islands in our class in year 9. Stank of fish, not even a year in the fragrant surroundings of Gosforth could shake it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Just reinforces HF's point imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Proud to be in the same camp as Alex and Nicos. In all honest I'd have trouble having a pint with someone who sits and wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Risk touching the fucking water?! How full are your toilets like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) Proud to be in the same camp as Alex and Nicos. In all honest I'd have trouble having a pint with someone who sits and wipes. No you'd rather sip a G&T with the Captain Campo's here, who bends over invitingly for both cock and in the same fashion to wipe his shit-stained ring piece. Edited May 28, 2008 by BigThompers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Thompers is seething. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Ewerk Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke Manc Parky Sammy Shinton So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts. Sorry but this thread opened my eyes to the practice of sitting and wiping, I can now say that I'm a convert, I really don't know how I survived before. To be honest I thought you were moonlighting, you were dragging the team down anyway. Rectified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Ewerk Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke MancMag Parky Sammynb Shinton So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts. Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument? Clarified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3507 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Proud to be in the same camp as Alex and Nicos. In all honest I'd have trouble having a pint with someone who sits and wipes. Probably because you wouldn't both fit into the same cubical, at least if they stood you'd have somewhere to sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3507 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Ewerk Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke MancMag Parky Sammynb Shinton So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts. Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument? Clarified It's still a shit argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Ewerk Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke MancMag Parky Sammynb Shinton So it seems most people do sit, but you have to look at the company you're keeping. The standers are clearly a set of thoroughly good blokes, the next step on the evolutionary ladder if you ask me. I'd hate to be associated even by wiping technique to some of the throwbacks that sit. Beasts. Can I just confirm, are you counting Manc twice or am I being dragged into this shite argument? Clarified It's still a shit argument. omg nobody commented on my shit-pun the first time so I'll re-iterate it. Use bold and italics for added effect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Do you reckon Wacky has 2 use one of the pottys still since he can't reach the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Do you reckon Wacky has 2 use one of the pottys still since he can't reach the toilet? Stands on SMO's shoulders by all accounts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Do you reckon Wacky has 2 use one of the pottys still since he can't reach the toilet? Stands on SMO's shoulders by all accounts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Ewerk Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke Manc Parky Sammy Shinton Wacky Jnr Zebra Just adding to it.... Ditto. You can clearly see by cross-referencing that list with the craic on this board who the proper gadgies are and who the little split arses are, i mean for fucks sake there's a Pork Knuckle amongst your ranks - case closed for me. Can we shut the lid on this? Edited May 28, 2008 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Do you reckon Wacky has 2 use one of the pottys still since he can't reach the toilet? Watch your mouth 'mini-me' unless you want the hairy side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 You can clearly see by cross-referencing that list with the craic on this board who the proper gadgies are and who the little split arses are, i mean for fucks sake there's a Pork Knucjkle amongst you ranks - case closed for me. That's a bit harsh like, just because Walliver likes a bit of Girls Aloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 You can clearly see by cross-referencing that list with the craic on this board who the proper gadgies are and who the little split arses are, i mean for fucks sake there's a Pork Knucjkle amongst you ranks - case closed for me. That's a bit harsh like, just because Walliver likes a bit of Girls Aloud... Was referring to J69 tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I've collated the results ( ) Sitters Brock Craig Dr Gloom Gejon Gemmill Glasgow Mag J69 JawD Lazarus Meenzer Nufc4ever Paddy R|co Smooth T-Keith Thompers TooJ Toontoasey Walliver Standers Alex Anth Ewerk Happy Face Holden Jimbo Khay Luckyluke Manc Parky Sammy Shinton Wacky Jnr Zebra Sit then Stand Donaldstott Just adding to it.... You hadn't imagined there might be a third category. What a Freak!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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