Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I occasionally adopt a jaunty "one leg raised, one leg planted" stance for a bit of variety. Also helps to sing Mario Lanza songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Do the standers up shout "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, I'VE FINISHED..." and wait for assistance or do they wipe themselves? Cup of tea all over keyboard That's my house, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I suppose it's the heat and dust. Its said an Englishman once remarked, after trying the local cuisine, that he now completely understood why people here use water I once tried wiping off bird crap off the windscreen by using the wipers only, not ever trying that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 this has not been my experience, is this taxi lore? Serious Shit bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 CT has blatantly had a serious case of ring-rot that he's been looking into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) Using a mirror on the floor obv. Edited July 24, 2014 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 "I think there's a cherry tomato up there..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30607 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin 0 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Sheezuz if I should up for a shit the mess would be tremendous, sitting down for me is a containment exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I have just learned that there are people sickos out there who apparently approach with their paper from the front.. adding a totally new dimension to this debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30607 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Surely then you're wiping the shite towards you balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: Surely then you're wiping the shite towards you balls? This. It's actually really bad for a woman to do otherwise. You have to start from the front but I go both ways (har har) too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I have just learned that there are people sickos out there who apparently approach with their paper from the front.. adding a totally new dimension to this debate. Where the fuck have you been, fanny magnet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I hear people in the bogs here adopting a rapid scrubbing motion. I mean wtf is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Where the fuck have you been, fanny magnet? Lurking. Not had much to add to the board as of late - notwithstanding the revelation above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 You listen to people wiping? Odd as a box of socks tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 minute ago, adios said: You listen to people wiping? Odd as a box of socks tbh. You can hear it man. I'm at the urinals and it sounds like someone is sanding wood in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I'd be tempted to shout "Scrubbers" a la Withnail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Throw yourselves into the street! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 There's something floating up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Lurking. Not had much to add to the board as of late - notwithstanding the revelation above. I've got news for you mate, you never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 30 minutes ago, adios said: You listen to people wiping? Odd as a box of socks tbh. gemmill in the work bogs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: I've got news for you mate, you never did. Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33185 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: gemmill in the work bogs It's a good job you can't see what the hidden hand is doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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