sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 What hand do you wipe your arse with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I use toilet paper rather than my hand tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 What hand do you wipe your arse with? That is nearly as old as some of my jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 What hand do you wipe your arse with? That is nearly as old as some of my jokes I thought of all people, you..Berb..would appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I used to stand untill i discovered the joys of sitting. I basically go to the bog for a bit of a rest and a read so standing up tends to ruin the experience. I also find that sitting down keeps the cheeks slightly splayed allowing extra purchase on my ring to minimise winnets etc. I sit down, i'm not proud of it but i am proud of my spanking clean ring piece. There, i said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Crouching Tiger hidden turd here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Isn't standing how kids get taught when they are being trained to use the bog, on the assumption that they'll realise that they're not supposed to continue this on into adulthood. Can't believe some of you are still giving it the Ski Sunday well into your 30s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontoasey 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Sitting doon, its the way forward man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Sitting doon, its the way forward man. So last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 I'm going to give this crazy phenomenon of wiping while sitting a go next time I have an Elizabeth Shue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Used to be a stander but converted a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Used to be a stander but converted a few years ago. Proves what I already thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I stay sitting. I don't see how doing this task in this manner confuses people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I stay sitting. I don't see how doing this task in this manner confuses people. Even people who happily walk around smeared in poo? They're mad, simple as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I stay sitting. I don't see how doing this task in this manner confuses people. Ditto. If nothing else, shitting then standing up just seems comical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I stay sitting. I don't see how doing this task in this manner confuses people. Ditto. If nothing else, shitting then standing up just seems comical. I'm with you on that, in fact the only time I ever stand after having shit is if I have had a particularly difficult shit and need to remove my top and hang it on the back of the door as I'm sweating like a rapist due to the pressure I've put my poor ring under. And I wipe back to front too, doesn't everyone? And btw, my ball bag isn't caked in shit either before you's ask!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I stay sitting. I don't see how doing this task in this manner confuses people. Ditto. If nothing else, shitting then standing up just seems comical. I'm with you on that, in fact the only time I ever stand after having shit is if I have had a particularly difficult shit and need to remove my top and hang it on the back of the door as I'm sweating like a rapist due to the pressure I've put my poor ring under. And I wipe back to front too, doesn't everyone? And btw, my ball bag isn't caked in shit either before you's ask!! Or if the toilet roll is a wee bit out of reach. The thought of any adult human being getting up from the toilet seat with a shitty arse makes me cringe, dirty fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I stay sitting. I don't see how doing this task in this manner confuses people. Ditto. If nothing else, shitting then standing up just seems comical. I'm with you on that, in fact the only time I ever stand after having shit is if I have had a particularly difficult shit and need to remove my top and hang it on the back of the door as I'm sweating like a rapist due to the pressure I've put my poor ring under. And I wipe back to front too, doesn't everyone? And btw, my ball bag isn't caked in shit either before you's ask!! Or if the toilet roll is a wee bit out of reach. The thought of any adult human being getting up from the toilet seat with a shitty arse makes me cringe, dirty fuckers. Strangely I position the toilet roll holder and toilet roll within my reach when sitting!! Your mother stands post shit, turns around, then squats on your fatha's face so he can get his dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 just wrong! anyway it has to be sitting front to back NOT back to sack or standing they are just wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 why stand when you can sit? no brainer tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Was pondering over this when having my early morning ritual. You know sometimes when you nip one off and wipe you just ready yourself to flush and realise you have a straggler. So, you relax again and hurry along the final push and then rewipe. Those of you who stand and wipe must be must be all over the place. Also, if you stand, how to you stop your butt cheeks closing together causing some overspill? Or is the stand stance more as if there was an imaginary horse under you? Far easier and less hazardous to just raise a cheek like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Standers taking a right slating in this thread and wrongly so. Sitters are basically evolutionary stragglers from when we used to crouch down and bury our own shit tbh and that is scientific FACT! Theres no doubt the standers have the moral high ground so it's time to show it by not 'rising' to it any more. Time to turn the other cheek tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 why would you stand? it's just weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 ...would you piss sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 ...would you piss sitting down? Would you shit standing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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