Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Sit down all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stander. You're a veggie, yours probably needs hosed down! You offering like? Am I fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh. Aye, especially if you're in a hurry. Advert breaks etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh. Good old ghost shits man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh. Good old ghost shits man. Actually had what I consider to be a true 'ghost shit' once - i.e. where it disappears under the u-bend and your arse is clean. Rarer than hen's teeth tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh. Good old ghost shits man. Actually had what I consider to be a true 'ghost shit' once - i.e. where it disappears under the u-bend and your arse is clean. Rarer than hen's teeth tbh. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stand up, slightly bent over. Can't imagine it any otherway, sticking my hand in the toilet bowl to wipe my arse doesn't appeal at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stand up, slightly bent over. Can't imagine it any otherway, Too easy man. Howay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse? That's what wor lass says. I told her my arse wasn't as fat as hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Surely if you stand up your bum cheeks close together again leaving you with a nice poo smear across your arse? Like when you were a kid and you'd hoy paint on a bit of paper and fold it in half to make a "butterfly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Exactly! Ive never been tempted to test the theory with poo and my bum though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone that stands to wipe their arse wants shot with shit tbh. Not that youd notice a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 The standees must the people that subtly smell of poo when you're stood near them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 But surely you get more purchase on your wipe standing up? Unless you're wiping back to front while sitting down, which is doubly wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone else feel absolutely elated when you wipe and draw a blank?! Happy days tbh. I think the phrase is "Drawing an Ace". I'm a stander, and much like after blowing my nose I have to have a look too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is. What's that? You did want me to do the fight for you mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is. What's that? You did want me to do the fight for you mate? Kiss my dirty arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is. What's that? You did want me to do the fight for you mate? Kiss my dirty arse. Kiss my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is. What's that? You did want me to do the fight for you mate? Kiss my dirty arse. Kiss my face. My previous answer was a yes btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6581 Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Always thought it was just lasses who sat down. Now I know it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Can we have a count then, freaks vs. norms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I think depends on whether you're so fat your arse completely covers the seat, and leaning forward far enough to wipe could result in either you falling over, or the pan being disloged from its anchors. I'll claim that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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