Happy Face 29 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The guy in red 2.10 has it absolutely nailed. Fold / wipe / look / repeat. Think he's living dangerously myself. He's stuck that paper up his arse, dug out a clump of shit, and he's pulling it out through a 2 inch gap for a deek. It would be as nerve wracking as trying to avoid the buzz on that wire game pulling a shitty rag through that gap. I can only deduce that sit down wipers are ALL secretly aroused by the danger of their scatalogical extreme sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 You need to start wiping by sitting then finish off by standing. What's wrong with you freaks? Precisely, best of both worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Think he's living dangerously myself. He's stuck that paper up his arse, dug out a clump of shit, and he's pulling it out through a 2 inch gap for a deek. It would be as nerve wracking as trying to avoid the buzz on that wire game pulling a shitty rag through that gap. I can only deduce that sit down wipers are ALL secretly aroused by the danger of their scatalogical extreme sports. Conversely it could be stated that standers are so fearful of this simple manoeuvre that they must be cack-handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 You must have brushed past so often it looks like Al Jolson's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 You must have brushed past so often it looks like Al Jolson's face. Sit further forward and you'll have to use the brush less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Standing is only acceptable as a temporary measure to deal with a sweaty arse. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 ...... we're not The Bottom Inspectors. Really? The way the filthy pan dippers are going on in here suggests that , as well as inherent laziness and (barely) latent scatalogical fetishism, a tendency towards Fecal Facism is an essential part of The Sitter's psyche. Dirty freaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 still can't fathom why anyone would stand when you can sit. they're yet to make one convincing argument for the cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 We don't have too. We higher beings are quite happy for you sitters to root around in your bum sludge to your hearts content. Just wash your hands before you serve the burgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 still can't fathom why anyone would stand when you can sit. they're yet to make one convincing argument for the cause. Cos mammy needed to check if they'd been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) Three converts now I see. To be clear that's: sitters 3 standers 0 Dying breed tbh. Edited March 8, 2013 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 still can't fathom why anyone would stand when you can sit. they're yet to make one convincing argument for the cause. Access, purchase, manouverability, inspection....every single facet of the wipe is improved by not being a lazy, dirty sit down bastard. As confirmed by those sitters who admit they can't get the job done sat down and still stand up to finish it properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 113 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Access, purchase, manouverability, inspection....every single facet of the wipe is improved by not being a lazy, dirty sit down bastard. As confirmed by those sitters who admit they can't get the job done sat down and still stand up to finish it properly. Nail on the head for me, you must get fuck all purchase by sticking your hand into a bog, between your legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 How many of the standers have actually given sitting a go? I too was skeptical but I don't think it's in anyway an overstatement to say that sitting has changed my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Why not go the whole hog and shit standing then? I am comfortable in either camp btw, just think standing up is reserved for special occasions, such as if the Queen pops in mid-wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Just realised that some of the standers giving the normal person way a try are going in down the back rather than leaning and from the side Well this is the only explanation as to why they struggle to reach the hole. Arguing against sitting and wiping front to back is the equivalent of saying we should play Williamson over Mbiwa because Williamson is taller. Sitting, front to back. How is this not logical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun 0 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) Only girls wipe their arse sitting down. Edited March 8, 2013 by Shaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun 0 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Also loo roll is only used for shaking off into after a piss you have to use bum wipes after a poo poo. If you don't you are a scrub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun 0 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Sometimes even a bum wipe is not enough and you have to wash your arse in the sink. It's the only way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Access, purchase, manouverability, inspection....every single facet of the wipe is improved by not being a lazy, dirty sit down bastard. As confirmed by those sitters who admit they can't get the job done sat down and still stand up to finish it properly. inspection? sitting down gives you the perfect opportunity to inspect the soiled paper before dropping down the bog. as for access and purchase, you're having a laugh there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 the only time i'm going to the effort of wiping standing up is if i'm at a festival or something and the toilet seat is so fowl that i'm forced to perform a hover shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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