Holden McGroin 6580 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I caught a conversation on Chris Moyles yesterday about wiping your arse (eg Stand up or sit down and do it) I'm a stand up and wipe man myself.... just dont get how you can wipe your arse sitting down??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Aye, how the hell can you wipe it sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 stands to reason tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 You lean forward and to the side a bit while staying basically seated. It's honestly never occurred to me to stand up and do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Standing up to wipe your arse??? Freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Standing up to wipe your arse??? Freaks. Sitting down to wipe your arse??? Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone who stands up wants locked up imo. Weirdo's!! It's not called a sit down brown for nowt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Im far too lazy to stand. Maybe hover though. So a slight raise. To get the right angle of approach like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 For standing up freaks here, have you ever watched in horror as a poop laden sheet drifts past the bowl and onto the bathroom rug? And does the dropped toast rule hold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone who stands up wants locked up imo. Weirdo's!! It's not called a sit down brown for nowt!! We're not talking about standing up to dump...this is to wipe!!! How can you not stand up to wipe ffs??!!! Dirty Arab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Depends on the poo tbh. For a beer laden poo (backed up with hot and spicy pizza ) i tend to scream in pain for half an hour and not worry about it, then i wipe normally and get a shower. For a normal one - normal wiping technique back up with one those adsa wipe things for cleanliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I think depends on whether you're so fat your arse completely covers the seat, and leaning forward far enough to wipe could result in either you falling over, or the pan being disloged from its anchors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 This is a great thread for a lunchtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Rather than standing it must be crouching you freaks mean? Surely you don't stand upright or else all the shit would cake your buttocks together. The thought of standing up to wipe is hideous!! Skanky bastards that you are!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20110 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 there was a thraed on here ages ago about this Ill find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20110 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...ic=8496&hl= Some class there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 This thread just brings on the picture of how those from south east asia use western toilets. Sit down mother fuckers, yeeee haaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stander. Can you even reach your arse when you're sitting Alex?!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stander. Can you even reach your arse when you're sitting Alex?!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44787 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stander. You're a veggie, yours probably needs hosed down! Sitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Stander. You're a veggie, yours probably needs hosed down! You offering like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! I broke an arm a couple of years ago and when whinging about the pain an old friend piped up with that comment. I shut the fuck up very quickly then. The poor mans bidet > shower or garden hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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