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Smeeagain, a trifle rude


bobbyshinton
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Man sitting on a train across from a blonde in a mini skirt, eyeing her up.

 

 

 

 

He soon realises she's going commmando.

 

 

 

 

Are you looking at my fanny she asks?

 

 

 

Yes Im sorry says the man.

 

 

 

Its ok. she says its very talented, watch this I can make it blow you a kiss and wink at you.

 

 

 

He stares in amazement as the fanny first blows him a kiss and then winks at him.

 

 

 

Come sit next to me - would you like to stick two fingers in ?

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking Hell he says -

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;) can it whistle as well.

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