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Why do you go for a drink at half-time? I thought you were teetotal.

 

A Bottle of water and a mars bar do me :unsure: I like to see the half time highlights too.

:finger: programme in your back pocket, geordie jockpot ticket in hand, in your seat for 215, am I nearly right?

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I've missed plenty of goals by clipping the end of the 1st half, but given the choice I can't see why anyone would want to stand the whole 15 and sometimes more in a queue. This way I can gat a piss, pie and pint and be back in my seat with plenty to spare. Plus you actually get a choice of pie too, rather than the least popular thing left. I've never left early at full time though, ever, even as I felt the frostbite eat my toes and knew I still had a 45 minute walk home in the snow.

Move closer than Scotswood then.

 

Have you got a room going like?

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This is all pointless man lads.

 

When I used to have a season ticket ( :unsure: ) I used to eat pre kick off and drink after the gaem therefore negating the need for any half time fucking about in queues etc.

 

You's need to sort your match routines out tbh.

 

Only someone with a colostomy bag can have a decent drink before the match and not have a piss for 90 mins. And halftime (when it used to be 3-45) is the perfect time for a pie when on the drink, it's not like it's a huge meal, even with lunch at home before hand.

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I can remember the classic going-home-early-moment.

 

It was 2-4 in favour of Leicester back in the early nineties. A few people were disappearing around me. Anyway, Mickey Quinn and Mark McGhee scored 3 in the last few minutes to win 5-4. Awesome! :unsure:

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This is all pointless man lads.

 

When I used to have a season ticket ( :unsure: ) I used to eat pre kick off and drink after the gaem therefore negating the need for any half time fucking about in queues etc.

 

You's need to sort your match routines out tbh.

 

Only someone with a colostomy bag can have a decent drink before the match and not have a piss for 90 mins. And halftime (when it used to be 3-45) is the perfect time for a pie when on the drink, it's not like it's a huge meal, even with lunch at home before hand.

 

Bet you're a dozen pisses a night man when on the drink!! :finger:

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This is all pointless man lads.

 

When I used to have a season ticket ( :unsure: ) I used to eat pre kick off and drink after the gaem therefore negating the need for any half time fucking about in queues etc.

 

You's need to sort your match routines out tbh.

 

Only someone with a colostomy bag can have a decent drink before the match and not have a piss for 90 mins. And halftime (when it used to be 3-45) is the perfect time for a pie when on the drink, it's not like it's a huge meal, even with lunch at home before hand.

 

Bet you're a dozen pisses a night man when on the drink!! :finger:

 

I've got a bladder the size of a grape, but come on, who can hold 3 pints for 90 mins?

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I can remember the classic going-home-early-moment.

 

It was 2-4 in favour of Leicester back in the early nineties. A few people were disappearing around me. Anyway, Mickey Quinn and Mark McGhee scored 3 in the last few minutes to win 5-4. Awesome! :unsure:

John Gallagher got one of the last goals. McGhee got the winner. That same season one o me mates fucked off 20 seconds before one of the best goals I've ever seen at SJP, was 0-0 in stoppage time and McGhee picked the ball up on the half way line, skinned 7 or 8 players, and rifled in to the Leazes net, he said he didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard the roar.

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Why do you go for a drink at half-time? I thought you were teetotal.

 

A Bottle of water and a mars bar do me :unsure: I like to see the half time highlights too.

:finger: programme in your back pocket, geordie jockpot ticket in hand, in your seat for 215, am I nearly right?

 

 

Usual match day for me is get to town for 1.30 to find somewhere to park. Spend an hour in shearers with a few lads who i know at the match, go to my seat around 2.30 ( with programme!) to avoid the mad rush and miss the first 5 minutes of the game like all the twats around me.

 

Forgive me if i go to the match to watch football rather than as an excuse to get pissed.

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Why do you go for a drink at half-time? I thought you were teetotal.

 

A Bottle of water and a mars bar do me :finger: I like to see the half time highlights too.

:D programme in your back pocket, geordie jockpot ticket in hand, in your seat for 215, am I nearly right?

 

 

Usual match day for me is get to town for 1.30 to find somewhere to park. Spend an hour in shearers with a few lads who i know at the match, go to my seat around 2.30 ( with programme!) to avoid the mad rush and miss the first 5 minutes of the game like all the twats around me.

 

Forgive me if i go to the match to watch football rather than as an excuse to get pissed.

:unsure:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0mYMsmkic :D

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I can remember the classic going-home-early-moment.

 

It was 2-4 in favour of Leicester back in the early nineties. A few people were disappearing around me. Anyway, Mickey Quinn and Mark McGhee scored 3 in the last few minutes to win 5-4. Awesome! :unsure:

John Gallagher got one of the last goals. McGhee got the winner. That same season one o me mates fucked off 20 seconds before one of the best goals I've ever seen at SJP, was 0-0 in stoppage time and McGhee picked the ball up on the half way line, skinned 7 or 8 players, and rifled in to the Leazes net, he said he didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard the roar.

 

McGhee was against Bradford - I believe.

 

Are you sure Gallagher scored? I thought Quinn got 3 and McGhee got 2...or did Roy Aitken score in that match.....ahhh.....my brain is going to explode!!

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I can remember the classic going-home-early-moment.

 

It was 2-4 in favour of Leicester back in the early nineties. A few people were disappearing around me. Anyway, Mickey Quinn and Mark McGhee scored 3 in the last few minutes to win 5-4. Awesome! :unsure:

John Gallagher got one of the last goals. McGhee got the winner. That same season one o me mates fucked off 20 seconds before one of the best goals I've ever seen at SJP, was 0-0 in stoppage time and McGhee picked the ball up on the half way line, skinned 7 or 8 players, and rifled in to the Leazes net, he said he didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard the roar.

 

McGhee was against Bradford - I believe.

 

Are you sure Gallagher scored? I thought Quinn got 3 and McGhee got 2...or did Roy Aitken score in that match.....ahhh.....my brain is going to explode!!

Had on.

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Gallagher definitely scored a tap in at the Gallowgate End had on, its on that Warner Bros video they brought oot, when we scored I ended up 70 yards from where I started 30 seconds later, bring back the terraces. :unsure: had on though

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Nar he was good, he started off like a train, he scored a belta against Leeds when we beat them 5-2, everyone thought he was going to cross it, but he deceived everyone excluding the keeper, and it went in at the near post. He got injured though and never regained his confidence.

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The title of this thread is the most ironic I've seen up to now given who the author is.

 

Programme - £3 a go, I'd have thought you'd be more prudent with your money on NHS wages

 

In his seat at 230

 

Geordie Jackpot ticket

 

Moans about people having a drink

 

Moans about people queuing for a pint

 

Mars Bar

 

Bottle of water

 

4 games a season

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The title of this thread is the most ironic I've seen up to now given who the author is.

 

Programme - £3 a go, I'd have thought you'd be more prudent with your money on NHS wages

 

In his seat at 230

 

Geordie Jackpot ticket

 

Moans about people having a drink

 

Moans about people queuing for a pint

 

Mars Bar

 

Bottle of water

 

4 games a season

 

You are obviously misunderstanding the definition of irony :unsure:

 

 

We can all be nobs at the match, and don't deny it. Against Arsenal I was pissed, I make no apology for it, I had a good drink, and at half time I had two pints rather than my normal one. A few minutes before we scored, people stopped singin, and I lost me temper, I looked round (baring in mind am in Level 7 as well), and just snapped "its fuckin full o women, old cunts, and specky cunts in here), which got me loads of hacky looks off various people who fitted the above descriptions. As soon as I said it I knew I'd made a mistake, the woman in front went off it, said I was getting reported after the match, on about her kid being there, and me swearing, I was in the wrong, but if you're going to bring a kid to the match, take it to the family encolsure, because there's always going to be some foul mouthed pissed up wanker kicking around.

 

I was that pissed that 10 minutes after the goal, I had to ask the bloke next to me who scored, it happens that quick, I didn't even watch his Gump run.

 

Your one of the exact same people this thread is about. The difference being id have put you on your arse rather than give you a hacky look. You admitted yourself against arsenal you were so pissed it took you 10 minutes to figure out who scored? I just dont see the point in shelling out £600 a year if you miss half the match through inebriation or queueing for a drink.

 

As for me, i dont buy a geordie jackpot ticket, and i have a season ticket so i see every game, not 4. Im sorry if a mars bar and bottle of water with a programme make me look uncool, but fortunately i dont go to the match to look hard and swear in front of kids. I go because i support the club and enjoy football. Im sure the club would love more fans like you steve.

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The title of this thread is the most ironic I've seen up to now given who the author is.

 

Programme - £3 a go, I'd have thought you'd be more prudent with your money on NHS wages

 

In his seat at 230

 

Geordie Jackpot ticket

 

Moans about people having a drink

 

Moans about people queuing for a pint

 

Mars Bar

 

Bottle of water

 

4 games a season

 

You are obviously misunderstanding the definition of irony :unsure:

 

 

We can all be nobs at the match, and don't deny it. Against Arsenal I was pissed, I make no apology for it, I had a good drink, and at half time I had two pints rather than my normal one. A few minutes before we scored, people stopped singin, and I lost me temper, I looked round (baring in mind am in Level 7 as well), and just snapped "its fuckin full o women, old cunts, and specky cunts in here), which got me loads of hacky looks off various people who fitted the above descriptions. As soon as I said it I knew I'd made a mistake, the woman in front went off it, said I was getting reported after the match, on about her kid being there, and me swearing, I was in the wrong, but if you're going to bring a kid to the match, take it to the family encolsure, because there's always going to be some foul mouthed pissed up wanker kicking around.

 

I was that pissed that 10 minutes after the goal, I had to ask the bloke next to me who scored, it happens that quick, I didn't even watch his Gump run.

 

Your one of the exact same people this thread is about. The difference being id have put you on your arse rather than give you a hacky look. You admitted yourself against arsenal you were so pissed it took you 10 minutes to figure out who scored? I just dont see the point in shelling out £600 a year if you miss half the match through inebriation or queueing for a drink.

 

As for me, i dont buy a geordie jackpot ticket, and i have a season ticket so i see every game, not 4. Im sorry if a mars bar and bottle of water with a programme make me look uncool, but fortunately i dont go to the match to look hard and swear in front of kids. I go because i support the club and enjoy football. Im sure the club would love more fans like you steve.

 

How many shredded wheat you on now? Fucking nails tbh

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I can remember the classic going-home-early-moment.

 

It was 2-4 in favour of Leicester back in the early nineties. A few people were disappearing around me. Anyway, Mickey Quinn and Mark McGhee scored 3 in the last few minutes to win 5-4. Awesome! :unsure:

 

Although my football memory is shite, I seem to remember a game against Watford (I think) which fairly closely matched that scenario. Im pretty sure it was bonfire night n'all. If I had to guess Id say around 83/84?

 

Someone help me out?

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