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When geremi went walkabout form his position today i said to no-one in particular, 'wheres our right winger!?'

 

The bloke in front quipped, 'hes playing on the left wing'

 

Anyway i laughed, but the bloke next to him was so mortal he turned round and slurred to me 'hes playing on the fucking left wing you cunt!' :nufc: , blatantly missing the joke his own mate had just cracked!

 

Anyway, after a short exchange of words and me telling him for £500 a season i can say whatever i want and if he can feel free to move to another seat if he doesnt want to hear it, his mate tells him to shut up and he calms down.

 

Cue Zoggy diving at the Leazes end and another rant ' You fucking black cunt, fuck off back home etc. etc.' :razz:

 

So his mate tells him to sober up and stop being a tart to which he declares ' fuck this' stumbles along the row and go's home after 30 mins of the game at 1-0 down.

 

Anyone else sit next to similarly delightful people? Im looking forward to seeing him at the next game, hopefully hel feel like a right twat!

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When geremi went walkabout form his position today i said to no-one in particular, 'wheres our right winger!?'

 

The bloke in front quipped, 'hes playing on the left wing'

 

Anyway i laughed, but the bloke next to him was so mortal he turned round and slurred to me 'hes playing on the fucking left wing you cunt!' :nufc: , blatantly missing the joke his own mate had just cracked!

 

Anyway, after a short exchange of words and me telling him for £500 a season i can say whatever i want and if he can feel free to move to another seat if he doesnt want to hear it, his mate tells him to shut up and he calms down.

 

Cue Zoggy diving at the Leazes end and another rant ' You fucking black cunt, fuck off back home etc. etc.' :icon_lol:

 

So his mate tells him to sober up and stop being a tart to which he declares ' fuck this' stumbles along the row and go's home after 30 mins of the game at 1-0 down.

 

Anyone else sit next to similarly delightful people? Im looking forward to seeing him at the next game, hopefully hel feel like a right twat!

 

Thought he didn't know you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Worst one for me was sitting next to a bloke that stunk of piss, how the fuck he got a ticket il never know.

 

Made my brother sit next to him in the end like,

 

what a stench

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I think everyone sits next to a few 'doylums' at the match but, luckily, the ones behind me aren't looking to kick-off or owt.

Should hear what they say about the fella in front of them. :nufc:

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I think everyone sits next to a few 'doylums' at the match but, luckily, the ones behind me aren't looking to kick-off or owt.

Should hear what they say about the fella in front of them. :nufc:

 

 

Somebody that says to no-one in particular, 'wheres our right winger!?' your a wanker?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I think everyone sits next to a few 'doylums' at the match but, luckily, the ones behind me aren't looking to kick-off or owt.

Should hear what they say about the fella in front of them. :nufc:

They say he's a baldy cunt, apparently.

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I think everyone sits next to a few 'doylums' at the match but, luckily, the ones behind me aren't looking to kick-off or owt.

Should hear what they say about the fella in front of them. :nufc:

They say he's a baldy cunt, apparently.

But a happy one. :razz:

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I think everyone sits next to a few 'doylums' at the match but, luckily, the ones behind me aren't looking to kick-off or owt.

Should hear what they say about the fella in front of them. ;)

They say he's a baldy cunt, apparently.

 

Complain about the glare in the summer I heard :icon_lol:

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We have a kid in front of us who I kind of know through friends. Anyway, he's quiet as a mouse usually..until he gets a drink in him. He fucked off pretty early against Pompey and Liverpool, and much to our amusement only lasted 10 minutes against Arsenal before storming out, wafting his season ticket in the air. He wasn't there at all today, we think he's probably a bit embarrassed about the latter incident. ;)

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We have a kid in front of us who I kind of know through friends. Anyway, he's quiet as a mouse usually..until he gets a drink in him. He fucked off pretty early against Pompey and Liverpool, and much to our amusement only lasted 10 minutes against Arsenal before storming out, wafting his season ticket in the air. He wasn't there at all today, we think he's probably a bit embarrassed about the latter incident. ;)

 

Remind the cunt at every opportunity. Stupid cunt. Cunt. What a cunt.

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Why didn't you offer the cunt out? Too many arseholes like this in the ground, why I don't go this season, cunts

 

Tbh it entered my head what i was going to do if he swung a fist. Theres a few kids sat around me and regardless of whos in the right or wrong i dont want to lose my ticket for rolling around in the stands with some drunken idiot.

 

Il ask him at the next match what he was being a tool for. Im sure hel just mumble something about being too drunk to remember ;)

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We have a kid in front of us who I kind of know through friends. Anyway, he's quiet as a mouse usually..until he gets a drink in him. He fucked off pretty early against Pompey and Liverpool, and much to our amusement only lasted 10 minutes against Arsenal before storming out, wafting his season ticket in the air. He wasn't there at all today, we think he's probably a bit embarrassed about the latter incident. ;)

 

Remind the cunt at every opportunity. Stupid cunt. Cunt. What a cunt.

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Why didn't you offer the cunt out? Too many arseholes like this in the ground, why I don't go this season, cunts

 

Tbh it entered my head what i was going to do if he swung a fist. Theres a few kids sat around me and regardless of whos in the right or wrong i dont want to lose my ticket for rolling around in the stands with some drunken idiot.

 

Il ask him at the next match what he was being a tool for. Im sure hel just mumble something about being too drunk to remember ;)

 

Hopefully just knock you clean out tbh

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Why didn't you offer the cunt out? Too many arseholes like this in the ground, why I don't go this season, cunts

 

Tbh it entered my head what i was going to do if he swung a fist. Theres a few kids sat around me and regardless of whos in the right or wrong i dont want to lose my ticket for rolling around in the stands with some drunken idiot.

 

Il ask him at the next match what he was being a tool for. Im sure hel just mumble something about being too drunk to remember ;)

 

Hopefully just knock you clean out tbh

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Living your life vicariously through other people wacky eh? ;)

 

I bet youre a right soft shit in real life too!

 

Correct, but I'd still flatten you

Oh give it up you cock muncher,Why do you and Sm think you run this place?

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Living your life vicariously through other people wacky eh? ;)

 

I bet youre a right soft shit in real life too!

 

Correct, but I'd still flatten you

Oh give it up you cock muncher,Why do you and Sm think you run this place?

 

:icon_lol: Run this place, because we do you homo :lol:

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