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Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "Ive got AIDS" said Tom.

 

 

 

"Oh fuck" said Tim

 

 

 

 

"Only kidding" said Tom

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"I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it" :nufc:

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Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "Ive got AIDS" said Tom.

 

 

 

"Oh fuck" said Tim

 

 

 

 

"Only kidding" said Tom

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"I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it" :razz:

 

:nufc:

 

What other sort of sex would they be havin like?

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Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "Ive got AIDS" said Tom.

 

 

 

"Oh fuck" said Tim

 

 

 

 

"Only kidding" said Tom

"I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it" :icon_lol:

 

:nufc:

 

What other sort of sex would they be havin like?

 

:razz:

 

Better than the joke tbh

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They could have been on the phone while shagging their wifes tbh.

 

How would that make Tim's bum go tight?

 

No, no, no!

 

Wife swapping the week before like.

 

:nufc:

 

Now you're talking!

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What type of sex do nine out of ten people enjoy?

 

Their own?

 

No.

 

Gang rape.

 

That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested.

 

Thats not bad for her, shame on you though for getting the dvd tho.

 

 

It doesn't suprise me in the slightest judging by some of the shite jokes he's been cracking on here over the last few months.

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What type of sex do nine out of ten people enjoy?

 

Their own?

 

No.

 

Gang rape.

 

That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested.

 

Thats not bad for her, shame on you though for getting the dvd tho.

 

 

It doesn't suprise me in the slightest judging by some of the shite jokes he's been cracking on here over the last few months.

 

Fuck off man.

 

How do you pull a fat lass?

 

 

Piece of cake!

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What type of sex do nine out of ten people enjoy?

 

Their own?

 

No.

 

Gang rape.

 

That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested.

 

Thats not bad for her, shame on you though for getting the dvd tho.

 

 

It doesn't suprise me in the slightest judging by some of the shite jokes he's been cracking on here over the last few months.

 

Fuck off man.

 

How do you pull a fat lass?

 

 

Piece of cake!

 

Lee Mack on the Apollo - see what I mean

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