Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 For me it would be a Nursing home care assistant - couldn't wipe old people's arses for any amount of money. Closely followed by a gay porn star, or should that be the other way around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11102 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 as above, also couldn't work in a call centre again. Soul sucking, life draining, spirit crushing purgatory, which is sold to you with an impressive hourly rate... despite not being close to a fair wage for such a mindless existence. Also, Policeman... the amount of shit they get is unreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 For me it would be a Nursing home care assistant - couldn't wipe old people's arses for any amount of money. Closely followed by a gay porn star, or should that be the other way around? Following a gay porn star closely you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Bus Driver would be the worst for me. Dealing with shit from members of the public and driving around in circles whilst inhaling the odour of peasants all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 For me it would be a Nursing home care assistant - couldn't wipe old people's arses for any amount of money. Closely followed by a gay porn star, or should that be the other way around? Following a gay porn star closely you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 For me it would be a Nursing home care assistant - couldn't wipe old people's arses for any amount of money. Closely followed by a gay porn star, or should that be the other way around? Following a gay porn star closely you mean? Either or tbh. Add Fluffer to that list too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 All of the above. Also any dishonest job such as salesperson or marketeer. They are the scum of the earth in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 As above with regard to nursing homes, also couldn't work around slaughter, I was offered a job at a Bernard Matthews factory recently but there is no way I could work in the Killing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 As above with regard to nursing homes, also couldn't work around slaughter, I was offered a job at a Bernard Matthews factory recently but there is no way I could work in the Killing room. Be a Turkey of a job tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7336 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Any type of salesman. Phone, car room, travelling. Trying to con people out of their hard earned cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4453 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Anything which involves dealing with the public where respect is expected. Multiply the aversion by a thousand if it involved dealing with people who'd been drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Any type of salesman. Phone, car room, travelling. Trying to con people out of their hard earned cash! How about a salesman not trying to con people out of their hard earned cash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I used to work in a nursing home, I really enjoyed it. I think I'd make a pretty shit salesman, I'm just not enough of a cunt. Would hate to be in the army also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Any type of salesman. Phone, car room, travelling. Trying to con people out of their hard earned cash! How about a salesman not trying to con people out of their hard earned cash? Il take ten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Phone salesmen are subhuman scum. Completely and utterly without exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 What the fuck is that? Outdoor plumbing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I might be wrong but it looks like they're halfway up the communications mast on the north tower of the World Trade Center in New York... Imagine being up that fucker when the plane hit! Mind you, I don't know what's more crazy - them, or the clown taking the photo! (assuming its not an un-manned camera) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 After seeing that car/deer photo, Id hate to be a car valet person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I couldn't cold call people and I'd be shit at selling. Luckily I don't get any salespeople calling the house anymore as we put the block on it, but it's still a nightmare at work when other businesses try to flog you stuff. When I was leaving school my mam wanted me to become a nurse and I looked seriously at it, before realising I'm neither good with gore or needles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Any kind of sewage worker. Even smelling peoples farts takes me to the point of vomit, let alone their rank friday-night-piss-up-followed-by-kebab turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Teaching. I know plenty of people who love it, but I know I'd just end up wanting to throttle the little bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7336 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Any type of salesman. Phone, car room, travelling. Trying to con people out of their hard earned cash! How about a salesman not trying to con people out of their hard earned cash? Dont exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I might be wrong but it looks like they're halfway up the communications mast on the north tower of the World Trade Center in New York... Imagine being up that fucker when the plane hit! Mind you, I don't know what's more crazy - them, or the clown taking the photo! (assuming its not an un-manned camera) Empre State building I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 as above, also couldn't work in a call centre again. Soul sucking, life draining, spirit crushing purgatory, which is sold to you with an impressive hourly rate... despite not being close to a fair wage for such a mindless existence. Agree. F*cking abysmal working in a Call Centre. Never again for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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