bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So", says the second drunk, "What's your point?" "Well", says the first, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22720 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 give it up man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Definitely improving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 The old twat is going backwards if anything imo. New joke book for xmas Bobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 The old twat is going backwards if anything imo. New joke book for xmas Bobby? Old twat.... old fucking twat Just goes to show. Some I think are shit and people say that was canny, some I think are cracking and I get the hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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