Gemmill 47403 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I've accused Fop of being like Viz's Mr Logic before. In looking for a picture of him, I stumble across this sample from a Mr Logic story that I think proves that Fop is as close as it gets in real life to this fictional tosspot, only Fop uses brackets more liberally. Armed Robber: No nonsense. Just give me all your money. Mr Logic: I shall commence by pointing out to you that my demeanour is not one which could be described as nonsensical. Consequently I can attest you have no cause to reprimand me on your first point. On to your second point: Bearing in mind the potentially lethal situation in which I find myself, to wit: your presence in conjunction with the presumably loaded firearm which is presently levelled at my cranium, I will comply with your request comprehensively, albeit reluctantly. Here, twenty-seven pence. Armed Robber: Twenty-seven pence? Fuck off. There's more than that in the till. Mr Logic: Indeed, undoubtedly so. However your request was for *my* money. The currency in the till belongs to a third party and is therefore not "my money". However, if you are still desirous of said money I would suggest that you re-phrase your original statement to recognise and incorporate this important distinction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I've accused Fop of being like Viz's Mr Logic before. In looking for a picture of him, I stumble across this sample from a Mr Logic story that I think proves that Fop is as close as it gets in real life to this fictional tosspot, only Fop uses brackets more liberally. I can't take you seriously any more Gemmil not after seeing those pics of you too. It's like being "mauled" by a week old kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Text book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Text book. "Donkey riding for beginners"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Hey, it's my dictatorship spazbasket. Are you this much of an annoying twat in real life? I find it difficult to believe anyone could hold a conversation with you for five minutes without decking you. Why yes, yes I am. Might as well have posted that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) Hey, it's me Why yes, yes you are. Might as well have posted that tbh. Indeed. Edited December 12, 2007 by Fop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hey, it's me Why yes, yes you are. Might as well have posted that tbh. Indeed. You're just being silly now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hey, it's me Why yes, yes you are. Might as well have posted that tbh. Indeed. You're just being silly now. Just trying to catch up with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ah, that classic withering put down, "I know you are, but what am I?". Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ah, that classic withering put down, "I know you are, but what am I?". Genius. Just targeting the intellectual level of my audience in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ah, that classic withering put down, "I know you are, but what am I?". Genius. Just targeting the intellectual level of my audience in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ah, that classic withering put down, "I know you are, but what am I?". Genius. Just targeting the intellectual level of my audience in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) Doctors tend to be stupid. It's not like becoming a teacher, for example. Edited December 12, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Doctors tend to be stupid. It's not like becoming a teacher, for example. Actually I'd say the bar for both doctors and teachers (and Penfold look-a-likes) is pretty low really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'd say doctors tend to be pretty fucking clever and do a very stressful job. Teachers just do a stressful job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'd say doctors tend to be pretty fucking clever and do a very stressful job. Teachers just do a stressful job. I'd say you're wrong, although it depends on you're definition of "pretty fucking clever" I suppose. Both would be stressful, but that is more to do with the times than the jobs I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'd say doctors tend to be pretty fucking clever and do a very stressful job. Teachers just do a stressful job. I'd say you're wrong, although it depends on you're definition of "pretty fucking clever" I suppose. Both would be stressful, but that is more to do with the times than the jobs I think. Well, you'd know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'd say doctors tend to be pretty fucking clever and do a very stressful job. Teachers just do a stressful job. I'd say you're wrong, although it depends on you're definition of "pretty fucking clever" I suppose. Both would be stressful, but that is more to do with the times than the jobs I think. Well, you'd know True I would, despite being neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'm not going to bite. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'd say doctors tend to be pretty fucking clever and do a very stressful job. Teachers just do a stressful job. I'd say you're wrong, although it depends on you're definition of "pretty fucking clever" I suppose. Both would be stressful, but that is more to do with the times than the jobs I think. Well, you'd know True I would, despite being neither. Well, either you're a teacher or you're admitting you only reckoned you were one to try and win an argument on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I'm not going to bite. Pathetic. Hamsters generally don't. I'd say doctors tend to be pretty fucking clever and do a very stressful job. Teachers just do a stressful job. I'd say you're wrong, although it depends on you're definition of "pretty fucking clever" I suppose. Both would be stressful, but that is more to do with the times than the jobs I think. Well, you'd know True I would, despite being neither. Well, either you're a teacher or you're admitting you only reckoned you were one to try and win an argument on here. Nope and nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Better late than never. Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column. The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs. He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing. But Clarkson admitted he was "wrong" after he discovered a reader had used the details to create a £500 direct debit to the charity Diabetes UK. I was wrong and I have been punished Jeremy Clarkson Clarkson published details of his Barclays account in the Sun newspaper, including his account number and sort code. He even told people how to find out his address. "All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing," he told readers. But he was proved wrong, as the 47-year-old wrote in his Sunday Times column. "I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account," he said. "The bank cannot find out who did this because of the Data Protection Act and they cannot stop it from happening again. "I was wrong and I have been punished for my mistake." Police were called in to search for the two discs, which contained the entire database of child benefit claimants and apparently got lost in the post in October 2007. They were posted from HM Revenue and Customs offices in Tyne and Wear, but never turned up at their destination - the National Audit Office. The loss, which led to an apology from Prime Minister Gordon Brown, created fears of identity fraud. Clarkson now says of the case: "Contrary to what I said at the time, we must go after the idiots who lost the discs and stick cocktail sticks in their eyes until they beg for mercy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I saw this, now what I want to know is, unless this bloke is the treasurer of the Diabetes charity, how exactly has he been 'robbed'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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