Brock Manson 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't remember a great deal about it, but I know I'd have been around 11 and she was about a year older. Must have been crap, mind. If only she knew! Chances are a therapist could make some serious money out of her, working through that guilt about how she turned you Fortunately she was a lass from my street rather than someone from school, meaning that SMO doesn't know her, so I feel safe to wax lyrical on the subject. Actually, she's ended up living in Rutland and keeping horses, so I suspect it might have been a turning point for both of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't remember a great deal about it, but I know I'd have been around 11 and she was about a year older. Must have been crap, mind. If only she knew! Chances are a therapist could make some serious money out of her, working through that guilt about how she turned you Fortunately she was a lass from my street rather than someone from school, meaning that SMO doesn't know her, so I feel safe to wax lyrical on the subject. Actually, she's ended up living in Rutland and keeping horses, so I suspect it might have been a turning point for both of us. Now if you were SMO posting we'd all have to hear about how after him only a horse would be big enough but you Martin!!! Well at least you gave her a starting point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 ....are we nearing the point where this thread will go up a gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 ....are we nearing the point where this thread will go up a gear? Seeing most on here only have a 3 speed box, I doubt they've got another gear to go to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't remember, I honestly don't. I think I have permanently damaged my brain with booze, I can never answer these types of posts. Does kissing your first car/paycheck count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I was 11 and it was with a teacher...... hes doing 4 years in Durham now like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Must be one of those 'fat lasses are more eager' things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I don't remember a great deal about it, but I know I'd have been around 11 and she was about a year older. Must have been crap, mind. If only she knew! Chances are a therapist could make some serious money out of her, working through that guilt about how she turned you Fortunately she was a lass from my street rather than someone from school, meaning that SMO doesn't know her, so I feel safe to wax lyrical on the subject. Actually, she's ended up living in Rutland and keeping horses, so I suspect it might have been a turning point for both of us. so you're an ugly fucker then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 ....are we nearing the point where this thread will go up a gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I don't remember a great deal about it, but I know I'd have been around 11 and she was about a year older. Must have been crap, mind. If only she knew! Chances are a therapist could make some serious money out of her, working through that guilt about how she turned you Fortunately she was a lass from my street rather than someone from school, meaning that SMO doesn't know her, so I feel safe to wax lyrical on the subject. Actually, she's ended up living in Rutland and keeping horses, so I suspect it might have been a turning point for both of us. so you're an ugly fucker then No he's a jockey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 First 'proper' one was at the school xmas disco when I was 11. I sort of moved in for the kill but was just going to give her a nice soft kiss, when she responded to it by sticking her tounge down my throat! At the time, I wasn't sure what the hell was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Me and my mate Chris used to snog lasses in the cornfields (wheat actually but we always called them that) at Burradon and get a bit of 'you show me yours and I'll show you mine' action I think I was about 9-10 at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. 2 girls 1 cup style? A bit much on a first date iyam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 2 girls 1 cup style? A bit much on a first date iyam. I had the misfortune to open that up via e-mail a few weeks back. Jesus weptaphon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Me and my mate Chris used to snog lasses in the cornfields (wheat actually but we always called them that) at Burradon and get a bit of 'you show me yours and I'll show you mine' action I think I was about 9-10 at the time. From memory I had some of the "show each others" before I had a kiss! Cant recall the first kiss, I think it was when I was about 12 and me and two mates were with three lasses and we each had to kiss one. The one I kissed said it was like kissing a budgie as I pecked. As for first proper kiss, Ive got no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Aye I fucked before ever kissing. First encounter was a blow job actually, Meenzer's mother sneaked in the bunk bed when I was at his 10th birthday sleepover party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15873 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Aye I fucked before ever kissing. First encounter was a blow job actually, Meenzer's mother sneaked in the bunk bed when I was at his 10th birthday sleepover party. Is it wrong that the first objection that came to my mind was "But I never had a bunk bed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Aye I fucked before ever kissing. First encounter was a blow job actually, Meenzer's mother sneaked in the bunk bed when I was at his 10th birthday sleepover party. Is it wrong that the first objection that came to my mind was "But I never had a bunk bed"? It was renamed your "spunk bed" once you turned to the brown side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2824 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Aye I fucked before ever kissing. First encounter was a blow job actually, Meenzer's mother sneaked in the bunk bed when I was at his 10th birthday sleepover party. Is it wrong that the first objection that came to my mind was "But I never had a bunk bed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 My 'stinkfinger' career started a lot earlier of course I must have been 7/8... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... That's the dictonary definition for cruelty surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... That's the dictonary definition for cruelty surely? Relationships at that age don't count. I was recently contacted by a lass on facebook who I finished when we were 14 by getting my mates to tell her she wasn't cool enough for me!! She was ginga after all. We had a good laugh about it then alarmingly she reeled off my list of teenage lovers from start to finish!!! Was there all night!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 It was in a hick town in South Jersey with a girl who had a boyfriend. She kissed me, I didn't respond. I can't remember the first time I actually kissed someone back. Most of the time I was taken by surprise. My first proper one was probably with a nice girl in London. My best have all been with my current girlfriend. Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... That's the dictonary definition for cruelty surely? Relationships at that age don't count. I was recently contacted by a lass on facebook who I finished when we were 14 by getting my mates to tell her she wasn't cool enough for me!! She was ginga after all. We had a good laugh about it then alarmingly she reeled off my list of teenage lovers from start to finish!!! Was there all night!! Aye, all double-barrelled names thats why, you silver spoon ponce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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