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Little lad in ASDA crying his eyes out

 

 

 

Security Guard approaches him

 

 

 

 

"whats a matter kidda why you crying?"

 

 

"I've lost me mam" the kid cries back

 

 

 

"whats your mam like?" asks the Secrurity Gaurd

 

 

 

 

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Big cocks, and Vodka Ice ;)

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My brother wrote to Asda to complain about all the kids scooting around in their trainers.

 

Bloody killjoy.

 

He also wrote to Channel 4 to complain that the banker on Deal or no Deal took too long to ring up and it was just a ploy to drag the show out and sell more advertising.

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He also wrote to Channel 4 to complain that the banker on Deal or no Deal took too long to ring up and it was just a ploy to drag the show out and sell more advertising.

;)

 

He must explode every time Chris Tarrant says "We'll find out... after the break".

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My brother wrote to Asda to complain about all the kids scooting around in their trainers.

 

Bloody killjoy.

 

He also wrote to Channel 4 to complain that the banker on Deal or no Deal took too long to ring up and it was just a ploy to drag the show out and sell more advertising.

 

 

Lankybellwipe? The mans a loon.

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My brother wrote to Asda to complain about all the kids scooting around in their trainers.

 

Bloody killjoy.

 

He also wrote to Channel 4 to complain that the banker on Deal or no Deal took too long to ring up and it was just a ploy to drag the show out and sell more advertising.

 

 

Lankybellwipe? The mans a loon.

 

He's a legend.

 

Semi-regularly published in Viz.

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My brother wrote to Asda to complain about all the kids scooting around in their trainers.

 

Bloody killjoy.

 

He also wrote to Channel 4 to complain that the banker on Deal or no Deal took too long to ring up and it was just a ploy to drag the show out and sell more advertising.

 

 

Lankybellwipe? The mans a loon.

 

He's a legend.

 

Semi-regularly published in Viz.

 

Still finding his feet on NO, a bit leftfield for most people on there. Nutter definitely.

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My brother wrote to Asda to complain about all the kids scooting around in their trainers.

 

Bloody killjoy.

 

He also wrote to Channel 4 to complain that the banker on Deal or no Deal took too long to ring up and it was just a ploy to drag the show out and sell more advertising.

 

 

Lankybellwipe? The mans a loon.

 

He's a legend.

 

Semi-regularly published in Viz.

Ah is he your brother?

 

Makes me laugh does that character. ;)

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