Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.

 

 

He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

 

 

 

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and

 

 

 

said calmly, "You're gay - doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

 

 

 

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

 

 

 

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,

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"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!!!!!"

[Bombadil 0]

Bob, I don't think your posts get the recognition they deserve. Not every joke you post on here is even remotely funny, and some are downright awful (as is this one), but still - the first thing I look out for when I log on to General Chat is your 'smeeagain' threads. Thanks and keep it up!

[Tooj 17]

I really just don't know what to say anymore.

[zico martin 95]

Bob, I don't think your posts get the recognition they deserve. Not every joke you post on here is even remotely funny, and some are downright awful (as is this one), but still - the first thing I look out for when I log on to General Chat is your 'smeeagain' threads. Thanks and keep it up!

 

 

yeah i agree 100%

 

there's some really stinkers but from time to time there are some real classics. I dont need to spell out which camp this one is in do I?

[Lazarus 0]

I'm convinced that bobby is gonna do a smeeagain thread one day that will be nowt but punchlines!