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It was local Rugby players I'm guessing, definitely not students. Too old for one local accents too.

 

Don't agree that Leeds has a small town mentality mind, I think it's easy to blame a bunch of twats of having that narrow minded view on life, but I think in most cities now, there are areas where you expect twats to be. Those areas we avoid happily. The Whetherspoons, Flares and Bajas of the world. Even the Vodka Revolutions to some extent, but we were in the HiFi club which is absolutely not one of those places. It was Motown night for fucks sake. How can anyone be angry when "My Girl" is playing in the background?!

 

I've discovered a cut on my forehead and I've apparently got a bruise the shape of Ireland/a Koala bear (depending on who you ask) on my back. Went to go see my mate to see if he wants to press charges or not and he says he just wants to forget about the whole thing.

 

Not sure if should go over his head and press charges myself though..

 

 

I agree that there are too many twats around on nights out these days, part of the reason i dont drink, but if you walk into a cop shop and say

 

'scuse me officer, id like to press charges cos someone gave me a bruise on me back'' i doubt they would be clambering to bring them to justice.

 

Its not like you spent the night in hospital, ive had worse injuries out of sunday league! If you frequent bars and clubs often enough odds are your going to come across some bother which leaves 3 options

 

1- dont go clubbing

2- dont be soft and hit him back next time

3- leave before things get nasty

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I agree that there are too many twats around on nights out these days, part of the reason i dont drink, but if you walk into a cop shop and say

 

'scuse me officer, id like to press charges cos someone gave me a bruise on me back'' i doubt they would be clambering to bring them to justice.

 

Its not like you spent the night in hospital, ive had worse injuries out of sunday league! If you frequent bars and clubs often enough odds are your going to come across some bother which leaves 3 options

 

1- dont go clubbing

2- dont be soft and hit him back next time

3- leave before things get nasty

 

1- I'm not going to let the minority ruin my social life because they want to be knobheads

2- I wasn't and I did.

3- That's obviously not the point. I shouldn't have a good night ruined by knobheads.

 

I should have predicted the straight edge soldier would have something to say on this ;)

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"be careful whos(sic) watching"? what? is that a threat? ;)

 

Also, why put talking to the management in speech marks?

 

and to be fair you kind of asked for the "straight edge soldier" comment with your "part of the reason i dont drink,...."

 

I maintain there are far more people who're just out to have a good night, and knobheads will be knobheads whether they drink or not.. I believe you're case in point ;)

 

it must have made your day to hear that someone encountered a bunch of tossers with alcohol involved, this 1 event has vindicated your choice. Irrespective of the hundreds of nights out on the booze the me and no doubt the rest of the board have experienced without incident.

 

it's not that you don't drink, it's that you think that by not drinking, you're some how better than us. You're the same as vocal vegetarians, people who think that if you're single at 26 there's something wrong with you and the uber-PC brigade iyam

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"be careful whos(sic) watching"? what? is that a threat? ;)

 

Also, why put talking to the management in speech marks?

 

and to be fair you kind of asked for the "straight edge soldier" comment with your "part of the reason i dont drink,...."

 

I maintain there are far more people who're just out to have a good night, and knobheads will be knobheads whether they drink or not.. I believe you're case in point ;)

 

it must have made your day to hear that someone encountered a bunch of tossers with alcohol involved, this 1 event has vindicated your choice. Irrespective of the hundreds of nights out on the booze the me and no doubt the rest of the board have experienced without incident.

 

it's not that you don't drink, it's that you think that by not drinking, you're some how better than us. You're the same as vocal vegetarians, people who think that if you're single at 26 there's something wrong with you and the uber-PC brigade iyam

 

He's none of them tbh Fish, he's just a top shelf Bellend

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I don't think Leeds has a small-town mentality and this has nowt to do with that anyway. It was a bunch of rugger buggers (probably studes I guess). That was my point.

 

i guess you're right about the rugger buggers but i still think towns like leeds and newcastle have a small town mentality - you get clowns who go out on a friday to pull and if they don't manage it then kicking off with some random is the next best thing. you don't get that in london, at least not in my experience. you only find these sort of radges in the outskirts of london - places like croydon for example.

 

from my experience of boozing in different places down the years, i'm far less likely to have some pissed up radge start a fight with me over nothing in london than i am in towns like newcastle, sheffield, leeds, nottingham, bristol etc. no one has ever picked a fight with me in a london bar. people go on about how dangerous places like brixton and hackney are but it's only the gangs shooting each other. the chances of someone kicking off in a bar are slim.

 

Typical Londoner, if you're from anywhere else you have a 'small' town mentality.

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proof, if ever was needed, that rugby boys are just as arsehole-ish as anyone else.

 

Been out pretty much all day, having a drinks with friends and catching up and celebrating etc. Towards the end of the night we were in Vodka Revolution, bit of a dance when these rugby fuckers started dancing near the girls we were with, the girls made it pretty clear they weren't interested (turning their backs and moving away), then these cocks start pushing their way between us and the girls we were blatantly out with. The girls get a little scared so we go to leave.

 

it starts to get a bit aggressive so I have a word with the manager as we're moving on, just to let him know that these knobheads were making dicks of themselves. He says he's had a couple of complaints about them before us and he's going to kick them out anyway.

 

We move on to a different bar, thinking we've left these twats behind, then ten minutes after we've got into this new bar, here comes Neanderthal Ned and his cronies. Barging their way through the bar, throwing their weight around and trying to act the big whosit. They spot us and instantly make a beeline for the girls again. Again the girls try to be subtle and show their backs, they again start being a bit too forward with the girls, which leads to the least tactful girl mouthing off at them. Of course they think this is hilarious and don't take the fucking hint, one of our lads tries to say "mate, they're not interested." or the equivalent. it all kicks off and one of these utter shits smashes a glass against my mate. Luckily he raised his arm, so he's not cut, but it could have been his eyes or anything.

 

Now I'm not a violent bloke, neither am I particularly big so if the bouncers weren't there we'd have been in serious trouble, these dicks were pissed and itching for a fight. We all piled in, and like I say, if it wasn't for the bouncers we'd have been kicked to shit.

 

I'm fucking livid, you know when you're so angry you're shaking.

 

don't know whether we should press charges or just leave it. I was talking to the management after and apparently now that they're banned from the HiFi club they'll be banned from most bars in Leeds, don't know if that's enough or not.

 

;)

Bouncers are canny enough in hifi. The Asian one with the dreads is a good fella. The network of bouncers is small enough I guess. You up by the corn exchange when this happened?

Sorry to hear about it. Rugby lads are generally a bunch of gay tossers anyway. Another public school game where folk bend over a lot - just like cricket "boy, get in the slips"

Hope it sorts itself out.

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proof, if ever was needed, that rugby boys are just as arsehole-ish as anyone else.

 

Been out pretty much all day, having a drinks with friends and catching up and celebrating etc. Towards the end of the night we were in Vodka Revolution, bit of a dance when these rugby fuckers started dancing near the girls we were with, the girls made it pretty clear they weren't interested (turning their backs and moving away), then these cocks start pushing their way between us and the girls we were blatantly out with. The girls get a little scared so we go to leave.

 

it starts to get a bit aggressive so I have a word with the manager as we're moving on, just to let him know that these knobheads were making dicks of themselves. He says he's had a couple of complaints about them before us and he's going to kick them out anyway.

 

We move on to a different bar, thinking we've left these twats behind, then ten minutes after we've got into this new bar, here comes Neanderthal Ned and his cronies. Barging their way through the bar, throwing their weight around and trying to act the big whosit. They spot us and instantly make a beeline for the girls again. Again the girls try to be subtle and show their backs, they again start being a bit too forward with the girls, which leads to the least tactful girl mouthing off at them. Of course they think this is hilarious and don't take the fucking hint, one of our lads tries to say "mate, they're not interested." or the equivalent. it all kicks off and one of these utter shits smashes a glass against my mate. Luckily he raised his arm, so he's not cut, but it could have been his eyes or anything.

 

Now I'm not a violent bloke, neither am I particularly big so if the bouncers weren't there we'd have been in serious trouble, these dicks were pissed and itching for a fight. We all piled in, and like I say, if it wasn't for the bouncers we'd have been kicked to shit.

 

I'm fucking livid, you know when you're so angry you're shaking.

 

don't know whether we should press charges or just leave it. I was talking to the management after and apparently now that they're banned from the HiFi club they'll be banned from most bars in Leeds, don't know if that's enough or not.

 

;)

Bouncers are canny enough in hifi. The Asian one with the dreads is a good fella. The network of bouncers is small enough I guess. You up by the corn exchange when this happened?

Sorry to hear about it. Rugby lads are generally a bunch of gay tossers anyway. Another public school game where folk bend over a lot - just like cricket "boy, get in the slips"

Hope it sorts itself out.

Fuck that, I used to play, and most folk on here will testify I'm working class as fuck. ;)

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Never had any bother with Rugby lads I've encountered anywhere in the country. If you'll excuse the rabid genralisation though, every cunt I've met from Leeds has been a complete inbred up their own arse twat just asking for a kicking. Maybe that was the problem.

 

 

 

 

"we'll get right round to that Mr Fish, just as soon as we've solved all the murders and shit"

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Bouncers are canny enough in hifi. The Asian one with the dreads is a good fella. The network of bouncers is small enough I guess. You up by the corn exchange when this happened?

Sorry to hear about it. Rugby lads are generally a bunch of gay tossers anyway. Another public school game where folk bend over a lot - just like cricket "boy, get in the slips"

Hope it sorts itself out.

 

The thing is, I've never had any bother in that area of the city at all. Call Lane, Corn Exchange are normally the best places to go when you want to avoid knobheadery.

 

out of spite I've asked for the tapes, I'm going to get them banned from the pubs and clubs used on the comedy circuit in leeds as well... though I doubt that will really upset them ;)

 

but fuck em. ;)

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I don't think Leeds has a small-town mentality and this has nowt to do with that anyway. It was a bunch of rugger buggers (probably studes I guess). That was my point.

 

i guess you're right about the rugger buggers but i still think towns like leeds and newcastle have a small town mentality - you get clowns who go out on a friday to pull and if they don't manage it then kicking off with some random is the next best thing. you don't get that in london, at least not in my experience. you only find these sort of radges in the outskirts of london - places like croydon for example.

 

from my experience of boozing in different places down the years, i'm far less likely to have some pissed up radge start a fight with me over nothing in london than i am in towns like newcastle, sheffield, leeds, nottingham, bristol etc. no one has ever picked a fight with me in a london bar. people go on about how dangerous places like brixton and hackney are but it's only the gangs shooting each other. the chances of someone kicking off in a bar are slim.

 

Typical Londoner, if you're from anywhere else you have a 'small' town mentality.

London is like the coolest place on the planet man ;)

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"be careful whos(sic) watching"? what? is that a threat? ;)

 

Also, why put talking to the management in speech marks?

 

and to be fair you kind of asked for the "straight edge soldier" comment with your "part of the reason i dont drink,...."

 

I maintain there are far more people who're just out to have a good night, and knobheads will be knobheads whether they drink or not.. I believe you're case in point ;)

 

it must have made your day to hear that someone encountered a bunch of tossers with alcohol involved, this 1 event has vindicated your choice. Irrespective of the hundreds of nights out on the booze the me and no doubt the rest of the board have experienced without incident.

 

it's not that you don't drink, it's that you think that by not drinking, you're some how better than us. You're the same as vocal vegetarians, people who think that if you're single at 26 there's something wrong with you and the uber-PC brigade iyam

 

You got the total wrong end of the stick. The 'careful who is watching' line refers to you apparently dobbing the rugby lads in in 2 seperate bars. No wonder they wanted to twat you. And im happy that this happened not because it vindicates me not drinking, but at the incredulity you show that you actually encountered a fight once on your nights out :D and how it makes me laugh that your happy little hippy existence has been dragged into reality for a change.

 

What makes you any different to anyone else? You got a fucking bruise man, grow a cock! Youre not half dead. The police will want fuck all to do with it.

 

out of spite I've asked for the tapes, I'm going to get them banned from the pubs and clubs used on the comedy circuit in leeds as well... though I doubt that will really upset them

 

Good luck with that one haha!

 

''Excuse me Mr club owner. All these lads were nasty to me last week, id like you to ban them from your bar forever. Look at the bruise they gave me. Looks a bit like a koala.''

 

And if your single at 26 there is something wrong with you ;D

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I don't think Leeds has a small-town mentality and this has nowt to do with that anyway. It was a bunch of rugger buggers (probably studes I guess). That was my point.

 

i guess you're right about the rugger buggers but i still think towns like leeds and newcastle have a small town mentality - you get clowns who go out on a friday to pull and if they don't manage it then kicking off with some random is the next best thing. you don't get that in london, at least not in my experience. you only find these sort of radges in the outskirts of london - places like croydon for example.

 

from my experience of boozing in different places down the years, i'm far less likely to have some pissed up radge start a fight with me over nothing in london than i am in towns like newcastle, sheffield, leeds, nottingham, bristol etc. no one has ever picked a fight with me in a london bar. people go on about how dangerous places like brixton and hackney are but it's only the gangs shooting each other. the chances of someone kicking off in a bar are slim.

 

Typical Londoner, if you're from anywhere else you have a 'small' town mentality.

 

i'm a geordie and lived in newcastle for 18 years. love the place and still get back home whenever i can. but when out boozing in newcastle (and this goes for other small towns too) i often get the feeling that someone is liable to smash a pint glass over my head if i look at them in the wrong way. i've never felt that threatened boozing in london. disclaimer - i avoid the likes of croydon.

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Maybe its just cos i grew up in sunny sacriston/CLS, but at 25 its not a big surprise to me that someone pissed on a night out tried to start a fight?

 

If you have gone this long without encountering some sort of bother in town then you have done well.

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Bouncers are canny enough in hifi. The Asian one with the dreads is a good fella. The network of bouncers is small enough I guess. You up by the corn exchange when this happened?

Sorry to hear about it. Rugby lads are generally a bunch of gay tossers anyway. Another public school game where folk bend over a lot - just like cricket "boy, get in the slips"

Hope it sorts itself out.

 

The thing is, I've never had any bother in that area of the city at all. Call Lane, Corn Exchange are normally the best places to go when you want to avoid knobheadery.

 

out of spite I've asked for the tapes, I'm going to get them banned from the pubs and clubs used on the comedy circuit in leeds as well... though I doubt that will really upset them ;)

 

but fuck em. yow.gif

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I don't think Leeds has a small-town mentality and this has nowt to do with that anyway. It was a bunch of rugger buggers (probably studes I guess). That was my point.

 

i guess you're right about the rugger buggers but i still think towns like leeds and newcastle have a small town mentality - you get clowns who go out on a friday to pull and if they don't manage it then kicking off with some random is the next best thing. you don't get that in london, at least not in my experience. you only find these sort of radges in the outskirts of london - places like croydon for example.

 

from my experience of boozing in different places down the years, i'm far less likely to have some pissed up radge start a fight with me over nothing in london than i am in towns like newcastle, sheffield, leeds, nottingham, bristol etc. no one has ever picked a fight with me in a london bar. people go on about how dangerous places like brixton and hackney are but it's only the gangs shooting each other. the chances of someone kicking off in a bar are slim.

 

Typical Londoner, if you're from anywhere else you have a 'small' town mentality.

 

i'm a geordie and lived in newcastle for 18 years. love the place and still get back home whenever i can. but when out boozing in newcastle (and this goes for other small towns too) i often get the feeling that someone is liable to smash a pint glass over my head if i look at them in the wrong way. i've never felt that threatened boozing in london. disclaimer - i avoid the likes of croydon.

 

You simply cannot classify any city other than London as small. And as Alex says; you get wankers everywhere.

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You got the total wrong end of the stick. The 'careful who is watching' line refers to you apparently dobbing the rugby lads in in 2 seperate bars. No wonder they wanted to twat you. And im happy that this happened not because it vindicates me not drinking, but at the incredulity you show that you actually encountered a fight once on your nights out ;) and how it makes me laugh that your happy little hippy existence has been dragged into reality for a change.

 

What makes you any different to anyone else? You got a fucking bruise man, grow a cock! Youre not half dead. The police will want fuck all to do with it.

 

out of spite I've asked for the tapes, I'm going to get them banned from the pubs and clubs used on the comedy circuit in leeds as well... though I doubt that will really upset them

 

Good luck with that one haha!

 

''Excuse me Mr club owner. All these lads were nasty to me last week, id like you to ban them from your bar forever. Look at the bruise they gave me. Looks a bit like a koala.''

 

And if your single at 26 there is something wrong with you ;D

 

"Dobbing in"? ;)

 

grow up cock jockey.

 

They wanted to "twat me" because they're knobheads. :D

 

You're happy that a mate of mine was attacked with a glass? you're a prize prick and I hope that you're knifed.... you know... in keeping with your sentiment, you self righteous prick.

 

 

You're pleased someone encountered a fight? what kind of pathetic petulant fuck would think that was a good thing? you're a fucking child sunshine. My ""happy hippy lifestyle" is quite well aware of reality, it's aware that this is a rarity and that dickheads are in the minority... except around you apparently.. you know if you're regularly meeting with this kind of situation... one might suggest it's because your instantly dislikable personality breeds contempt and enrages folk...

 

The police will deal with any complaint seriously if there is sufficient evidence. As an aside I'd have thought it was clear to everyone how serious (or in this case not) I was about taking these tossers to court.

 

and now they are banned from many clubs in Leeds because they were dickheads, because the people I know aren't utter contemptible cunts like you.

 

I've fallen on the wrong side of many people in my life, but you are absolutely the person I'd most like to die from a debilitating disease. Even the most objectionable people have shown glimmers of value, but you add nothing to the world in which I live, you are a personality vacuum and I'd be content with your painful death.

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Cut the histrionics you girl, i can see the steam coming out of your ears! One day you will look back at this and realise how much you have blown this whole scuffle out of proportion.

 

You're pleased someone encountered a fight? what kind of pathetic petulant fuck would think that was a good thing?

 

I hope that you're knifed . . . you are absolutely the person I'd most like to die from a debilitating disease . . .I'd be content with your painful death

 

:birthday: Can you even see the irony?

 

Believe it or not im not the biggest fan of you, your attempts to talk like dawson, your kerazy student lifestyle at 26 etc.etc.

 

I dont lose any sleep over it though.

 

And im mature enough to not wish you dead.

 

I dont know why but i have an image of you as neil from the young ones playing charles bronson in death wish on your crusade to bring these villains to justice. Makes me chuckle.

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I hope that you're knifed . . . you are absolutely the person I'd most like to die from a debilitating disease . . .I'd be content with your painful death

 

:birthday: Fuck me, get a grip man Fish. I hope you were mortal drunk when you wrote that. Btw, didn't Crimson Fault get banned after making a similar post directed at you?

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you're a prize prick and I hope that you're knifed.... you know... in keeping with your sentiment, you self righteous prick.

 

I've fallen on the wrong side of many people in my life, but you are absolutely the person I'd most like to die from a debilitating disease. Even the most objectionable people have shown glimmers of value, but you add nothing to the world in which I live, you are a personality vacuum and I'd be content with your painful death.

 

Have you checked they didn't have rabies? B)

 

 

The police will deal with any complaint seriously if there is sufficient evidence.

 

 

:rolleyes::angry::angry::icon_lol::birthday:

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