Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

A Copper pulled a car over for speeding.

 

 

When the Copper asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.

 

 

The Copper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

 

 

The driver told the Copper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

 

The Copper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his cop car, and asked if he could juggle them.

 

 

The juggler stated that he could, so the Copper got three flares, and to make it more spectacular lit them and handed them to the juggler.

 

 

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the copper car.

 

 

A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the copper car, opened the rear door and got in.

 

 

The Copper observed him doing this, and went over to the copper car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

 

 

The drunk replied, "You might as well haul my arse to jail,

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cause there's NO way I'll pass that test."

[JawD 99]

[bobbyshinton 59]

 

 

At last a response. Ta mate have a good one