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Pork and apple sausage sandwich in granary loaf with butter, dash of salt and black pepper, mug of tea and a home made mince pie made by my mum. :lol:

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Pork and apple sausage sandwich in granary loaf with butter, dash of salt and black pepper, mug of tea and a home made mince pie made by my mum. :icon_lol:

 

kids nowadays :lol:

 

whats wrong with Walls sausages in Mothers Pride with a squirt of tomato sauce?

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Pork and apple sausage sandwich in granary loaf with butter, dash of salt and black pepper, mug of tea and a home made mince pie made by my mum. :icon_lol:

 

kids nowadays :lol:

 

whats wrong with Walls sausages in Mothers Pride with a squirt of tomato sauce?

Probably what it actually was I reckon. The lad's got an image to maintain though.

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Pork and apple sausage sandwich in granary loaf with butter, dash of salt and black pepper, mug of tea and a home made mince pie made by my mum. :boogie:

 

kids nowadays :icon_lol:

 

whats wrong with Walls sausages in Mothers Pride with a squirt of tomato sauce?

Probably what it actually was I reckon. The lad's got an image to maintain though.

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Pork and apple sausage sandwich in granary loaf with butter, dash of salt and black pepper, mug of tea and a home made mince pie made by my mum. :icon_lol:

 

kids nowadays :lol:

 

whats wrong with Walls sausages in Mothers Pride with a squirt of tomato sauce?

Probably what it actually was I reckon. The lad's got an image to maintain though.

pipe down prol, I've hardly claimed an incredible sandwich now have I?

 

pork and apple sausages are ubiquitous in every supermarket, granary loaf is my bread of choice, butter is standard and salt and pepper aren't exactly rare culinary items now are they.

 

you're a bald man who needs to be nicer to people, otherwise no-one will visit you in the home :boogie:

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pork and apple sausages are ubiquitous in every supermarket, granary loaf is my bread of choice, butter is standard and salt and pepper aren't exactly rare culinary items now are they.

No they're not, which is why singling them out for special mention makes you even more pretentious. :lol:

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pork and apple sausages are ubiquitous in every supermarket, granary loaf is my bread of choice, butter is standard and salt and pepper aren't exactly rare culinary items now are they.

No they're not, which is why singling them out for special mention makes you even more pretentious. :lol:

I like to give the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

no point in saying I had a sausage sandwich... it would be a lie..

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pork and apple sausages are ubiquitous in every supermarket, granary loaf is my bread of choice, butter is standard and salt and pepper aren't exactly rare culinary items now are they.

No they're not, which is why singling them out for special mention makes you even more pretentious. :lol:

I like to give the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

no point in saying I had a sausage sandwich... it would be a lie..

True, far better to portray yourself as the great innovator.

 

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"Have ye heard of a thing called butter? Gold in colour and slippery to the touch..."

 

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(As a postscript, I feel seriously unclean for using a Little Britain reference for comedy purposes. Sorry everybody.)

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