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Walliver
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I always wondered what the "removed" part meant :crylaughin:

 

Well cousin Darren is a bit of a twat, lets remove him.

 

Ah he has been alright recently, lets let him back in yeah?

 

Acting the twat again, now Darren is my first cousin twice removed :unsure:

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If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother. ;)

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Thought that'd fool you. You could talk the hind legs off a donkey. But your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all... all the chemicals you put in their... chips.

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