5/6/7/11 a side footy thread

[smoggeordie 0]

Serves them right for being so gormless and listening to him

 

There's a difference between being gormless and thinking that the other team wouldn't be a bunch of cunts.

 

Luckily justice prevailed in the end.

[Guest Stevie]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

[smoggeordie 0]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

 

 

It was a good goal, aye, but you make it sound as if it'd be given it's own category in the World Player of the Year awards. I'd have saved it

 

Actually still can't believe that scoreline like. The miskicked 5 of their goals

[Guest Stevie]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

 

 

It was a good goal, aye, but you make it sound as if it'd be given it's own category in the World Player of the Year awards. I'd have saved it

 

Actually still can't believe that scoreline like. The miskicked 5 of their goals

There's an argument that it should . Gordon Banks in his peak would've done well to save it. They all had Celtic tops on as well, and there was one kid that looked the spit of Kenny Miller, and he was just as shite.

[Guest Stevie]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

 

 

It was a good goal, aye, but you make it sound as if it'd be given it's own category in the World Player of the Year awards. I'd have saved it

 

Actually still can't believe that scoreline like. The miskicked 5 of their goals

Good luck tomorrow btw

[manc-mag 1]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

 

Toepunt Malone tbh.

[smoggeordie 0]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

 

 

It was a good goal, aye, but you make it sound as if it'd be given it's own category in the World Player of the Year awards. I'd have saved it

 

Actually still can't believe that scoreline like. The miskicked 5 of their goals

Good luck tomorrow btw

 

Cheers mate, it eliminates two of my potential drinking days this week, so by next monday i'll be a lean, mean shot stopping machine.

[Gejon 2]

We got promoted since my last update, came 2nd to a bunch of dirty mackems with bouncers behind the goal called "Hendon Boys".

 

Second game last night, and we lost 10-3, we were 2-3 up at half time, and the fitness fucked us again. I'm not one to brag, but I'm telling you this now, I scored the best goal I've scored for about three years last night I was about 2 yards outside my own box, and I thought fuck it, if it was good enough for Mirandinha it's good enough for me, 35 yards out and I hit so true it was never more than 2 feet off the ground without hitting the floor, hit the post and went in. The whole of the opposition team applauded even the ref did.

 

Another Stevie catchphrase

[smoggeordie 0]

Lost again last night We were the better team on the night in terms of skill, but they had the fitness. Worst news is one of our players is out for anything up to a year I pulled off a string of good saves then let one roll under my body a la calamity James Knacked my knee as well making a save and instead of stopping the other team carried on and scored.

[wykikitoon 21484]

Played for the first time since Oct last night, I have serious fucking DOMS today

[smoggeordie 0]

6-5 win last night, despite being a man down for some time in the first half. Resolute defending at the end saw us through

[Guest Stevie]

We were a man down even when he came back on with my shit performance. I was a joke, fuckin joke, couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't shoot, I think me thighs torn as well, can't walk properly right now.

 

Open question to this forum, have you ever had to get rid of someone you know well, who you've played with 17 years, who is a cunt on the pitch, and who is now too old to make a notable contribution? If so how did you do it?

[soccermom 0]

We were a man down even when he came back on with my shit performance. I was a joke, fuckin joke, couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't shoot, I think me thighs torn as well, can't walk properly right now.

 

Open question to this forum, have you ever had to get rid of someone you know well, who you've played with 17 years, who is a cunt on the pitch, and who is now too old to make a notable contribution? If so how did you do it?

 

Empty him in a friendly

 

 

I could turn up in a pink kit as his replacement, ha ha.

 

Keep him involved - make him the water boy..... "Momma says....."

 

:lol: :) :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[Tooj 17]

We were a man down even when he came back on with my shit performance. I was a joke, fuckin joke, couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't shoot, I think me thighs torn as well, can't walk properly right now.

 

Open question to this forum, have you ever had to get rid of someone you know well, who you've played with 17 years, who is a cunt on the pitch, and who is now too old to make a notable contribution? If so how did you do it?

Strange, NSG was asking that earlier on today.

[Guest Stevie]

We were a man down even when he came back on with my shit performance. I was a joke, fuckin joke, couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't shoot, I think me thighs torn as well, can't walk properly right now.

 

Open question to this forum, have you ever had to get rid of someone you know well, who you've played with 17 years, who is a cunt on the pitch, and who is now too old to make a notable contribution? If so how did you do it?

Strange, NSG was asking that earlier on today.

would be applicable too on last nights showing.

[smoggeordie 0]

We were a man down even when he came back on with my shit performance. I was a joke, fuckin joke, couldn't pass, couldn't run, couldn't shoot, I think me thighs torn as well, can't walk properly right now.

 

Open question to this forum, have you ever had to get rid of someone you know well, who you've played with 17 years, who is a cunt on the pitch, and who is now too old to make a notable contribution? If so how did you do it?

Strange, NSG was asking that earlier on today.

 

 

Beat me to the joke

[Guest Barrack Road]

Playing football in 45 minutes.

 

14 games in a season

 

We're 3rd on 27 points 12 games played

2nd are 29 points 12 played

 

We play them at 715 and another game at 8. Wish us luck, if we come 3rd we don't go up.

[Renton 22402]

Playing football in 45 minutes.

 

14 games in a season

 

We're 3rd on 27 points 12 games played

2nd are 29 points 12 played

 

We play them at 715 and another game at 8. Wish us luck, if we come 3rd we don't go up.

 

Good luck!

[Barney 0]

Did you ever get rid of that player, stevie?

 

We had a similar problem with a toe-poker. He was fat and useless. He's a nice enough lad though and was always first to pay his monthly subs.

 

I eventually decided to send an email around telling everyone that due to lack of interest(or unavailable pitches-can't remember) we wouldn't be playing again. It was BCC'd and he was the only recipient. Poor bastard.

[Guest Barrack Road]

Did you ever get rid of that player, stevie?

 

We had a similar problem with a toe-poker. He was fat and useless. He's a nice enough lad though and was always first to pay his monthly subs.

 

I eventually decided to send an email around telling everyone that due to lack of interest(or unavailable pitches-can't remember) we wouldn't be playing again. It was BCC'd and he was the only recipient. Poor bastard.

Yes we systematically got him out eventually. It wasn't just the fact he was shit, when he applied himself he was quite good, but it was more the embarrassment of having him playing for us being the type of person he was. When we were getting beat he'd just kick people 5 feet in the air, and at 6ft4 and 17st with a skinhead playing like Vinny Jones and getting sent off every week enough was enough. He got injured and was out for a while and as cuntish as it is I just stopped returning his texts and calls as cuntish as that sounds, but you knew the lad in question you would understand why.

 

We got promoted anyway tonight, beat the team in second 7-3, I got four, and the next game we won 7-6, never playing two in one night ever again, I can hardly move now, and my head is just gone, fuck knows what people are like running the Great North Run. We got a lad in tonight who is a class player, bit of a ringer, he can't stand me for something I did about 6 years ago plus he just thinks am a tool fair enough no skin off my nose, but fuck personal feelings he kept us going. Happy days

[Guest Insider]

Did you ever get rid of that player, stevie?

 

We had a similar problem with a toe-poker. He was fat and useless. He's a nice enough lad though and was always first to pay his monthly subs.

 

I eventually decided to send an email around telling everyone that due to lack of interest(or unavailable pitches-can't remember) we wouldn't be playing again. It was BCC'd and he was the only recipient. Poor bastard.

Yes we systematically got him out eventually. It wasn't just the fact he was shit, when he applied himself he was quite good, but it was more the embarrassment of having him playing for us being the type of person he was. When we were getting beat he'd just kick people 5 feet in the air, and at 6ft4 and 17st with a skinhead playing like Vinny Jones and getting sent off every week enough was enough. He got injured and was out for a while and as cuntish as it is I just stopped returning his texts and calls as cuntish as that sounds, but you knew the lad in question you would understand why.

 

We got promoted anyway tonight, beat the team in second 7-3, I got four, and the next game we won 7-6, never playing two in one night ever again, I can hardly move now, and my head is just gone, fuck knows what people are like running the Great North Run. We got a lad in tonight who is a class player, bit of a ringer, he can't stand me for something I did about 6 years ago plus he just thinks am a tool fair enough no skin off my nose, but fuck personal feelings he kept us going. Happy days

 

You're Stevie?

[smoggeordie 0]

Close second game there like.

[Guest Barrack Road]

Did you ever get rid of that player, stevie?

 

We had a similar problem with a toe-poker. He was fat and useless. He's a nice enough lad though and was always first to pay his monthly subs.

 

I eventually decided to send an email around telling everyone that due to lack of interest(or unavailable pitches-can't remember) we wouldn't be playing again. It was BCC'd and he was the only recipient. Poor bastard.

Yes we systematically got him out eventually. It wasn't just the fact he was shit, when he applied himself he was quite good, but it was more the embarrassment of having him playing for us being the type of person he was. When we were getting beat he'd just kick people 5 feet in the air, and at 6ft4 and 17st with a skinhead playing like Vinny Jones and getting sent off every week enough was enough. He got injured and was out for a while and as cuntish as it is I just stopped returning his texts and calls as cuntish as that sounds, but you knew the lad in question you would understand why.

 

We got promoted anyway tonight, beat the team in second 7-3, I got four, and the next game we won 7-6, never playing two in one night ever again, I can hardly move now, and my head is just gone, fuck knows what people are like running the Great North Run. We got a lad in tonight who is a class player, bit of a ringer, he can't stand me for something I did about 6 years ago plus he just thinks am a tool fair enough no skin off my nose, but fuck personal feelings he kept us going. Happy days

 

You're Stevie?

Did you play against me tonight? If I did I think I didn't kick anybody that I can remember. I was the tall lad in the West Ham top ran through the middle of two of you for one of the goals and one of your lads called you bottlers. If you were the 715 team you have a great team you just all seem fucked, the big lad being sick didn't help (second best player in that league by the way), if you were the 8pm, I don't think any of you looked young enough to be 23.

[Guest Barrack Road]

Did you play against me tonight? If I did I think I didn't kick anybody that I can remember.I was the tall lad in the West Ham top ran through the middle of two of you for one of the goals and one of your lads called you bottlers. If you were the 715 team you have a great team you just all seem fucked, the big lad being sick didn't help (second best player in that league by the way), if you were the 8pm, I don't think any of you looked young enough to be 23.

 

 

What happened when they banned you the world has gone haywire!

haha its a long story, its been our 5 a side kit for 15 years now, we really should change it. The aforementioned lad, who we have now disposed of being a big West Ham fan, for no valid reason.

[Barney 0]

Scored a Van Basten '88 type goal last night in 6 a side. Possibly the best goal I've ever scored.

 

11 a side league starts April 15th. We have a few friendlies lined-up first. Thursday we play a team who play in an astro league and regular league, should give us a good idea how we'll fare in our league. We're already missing about 3 through injury, including our keeper, who looks like he might be finished for good(30 years old).