Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 (edited) I'd be quite happy to come along, meet you all and show off my complete lack of skills depending on when it is. Or is it "Proper Geordies" only, Steve? I'll take the number 8 shirt, an'aal Edited August 12, 2008 by Ketsbaia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Won't happen btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 (edited) Won't happen btw. The only reason i'd put my name forward I'm not breaking my internet anonymity Edited August 12, 2008 by Ketsbaia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Won't happen btw. Well I'll do it, I would think the Nick the keeper would, Bawan and Besty are keen. Four guaranteed, plus Magna who by all accounts is shite but he'll dee to make the numbers up. We only need 6 more committed players, if we can't get them I'll get my mates to make the numbers up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 as i said, i am up for it. depends when of course.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I'm Durham born but will play attacking midfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29491 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Just get SG to break the news to him. And watch it from a distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) Broke my finger monday night making a save. Have to go in tomorrow to see a specialised as they think they're going to have to put a pin in it. Season fuckin ower! Marcelino-tastic! Edited November 18, 2008 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Stick me down as a centre half wearing the prized number 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Wtf? 6-5 is always better than 11-0. Who wants to play in an 11-0? It's 5-a-side man-sposed to be either a bit of a laugh or exciting. I can't get my head round people who play 5-a-side tactically or with any deliberate defensive strategy (and dont get me started on people who actually tip up to play solely in defence). It's five a side man! It's the antidote to the unavoidable tactics and strategising of 11 a side. You tip up and every fucker is Maradona for an hour. Mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Wtf? 6-5 is always better than 11-0. Who wants to play in an 11-0? It's 5-a-side man-sposed to be either a bit of a laugh or exciting. I can't get my head round people who play 5-a-side tactically or with any deliberate defensive strategy (and dont get me started on people who actually tip up to play solely in defence). It's five a side man! It's the antidote to the unavoidable tactics and strategising of 11 a side. You tip up and every fucker is Maradona for an hour. Mint. Spoken like someone who's shite? If we don't win I'm gutted. The minute I stop wanting to win or being gutted at losing is the time I chuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Wtf? 6-5 is always better than 11-0. Who wants to play in an 11-0? It's 5-a-side man-sposed to be either a bit of a laugh or exciting. I can't get my head round people who play 5-a-side tactically or with any deliberate defensive strategy (and dont get me started on people who actually tip up to play solely in defence). It's five a side man! It's the antidote to the unavoidable tactics and strategising of 11 a side. You tip up and every fucker is Maradona for an hour. Mint. Spoken like someone who's shite? If we don't win I'm gutted. The minute I stop wanting to win or being gutted at losing is the time I chuck it. Sammy's mint man. He could have easily had a cartoon character in The Hurricanes based on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Wtf? 6-5 is always better than 11-0. Who wants to play in an 11-0? It's 5-a-side man-sposed to be either a bit of a laugh or exciting. I can't get my head round people who play 5-a-side tactically or with any deliberate defensive strategy (and dont get me started on people who actually tip up to play solely in defence). It's five a side man! It's the antidote to the unavoidable tactics and strategising of 11 a side. You tip up and every fucker is Maradona for an hour. Mint. Spoken like someone who's shite? If we don't win I'm gutted. The minute I stop wanting to win or being gutted at losing is the time I chuck it. Sammy's mint man. He could have easily had a cartoon character in The Hurricanes based on him. Tbf manc-mag is class like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Too kind, gents. Seriously though, I can't hack it playing a 5-a-side and you go five goals up. Time to mix the teams tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Wtf? 6-5 is always better than 11-0. Who wants to play in an 11-0? It's 5-a-side man-sposed to be either a bit of a laugh or exciting. I can't get my head round people who play 5-a-side tactically or with any deliberate defensive strategy (and dont get me started on people who actually tip up to play solely in defence). It's five a side man! It's the antidote to the unavoidable tactics and strategising of 11 a side. You tip up and every fucker is Maradona for an hour. Mint. Is that a dig btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 We played the first game of a new season last night, against a reasonable team who we have a lot of hostory against at the JJB and the Pitz going back ten years. We have one player who is 36, we have Nick in goal who is 21, rest of us are 30-32, but the kid who is 36, has been with us 17 years, since I was 13, and he got us in to playing in blokes five a side leagues at The Pitz. The problem is he's a fuckin psycho, he gets sent off one in three games, and when he's playing it slows our play down. Anyway in those 17 years, we're so attacking we've never kept a clean sheet, but last night the lad in question was missing with a fucked groin.........we played like Brazil and won 11-0. First clean sheet ever, we were well chuffed as they are no mugs, some of you might have played against this team, they have a kid with a huge red scar down one side of his face. The dilemma is how do we phase the big fella out...it really is a dilemma....it would've been 6-5 with him, no doubt about it. Wtf? 6-5 is always better than 11-0. Who wants to play in an 11-0? It's 5-a-side man-sposed to be either a bit of a laugh or exciting. I can't get my head round people who play 5-a-side tactically or with any deliberate defensive strategy (and dont get me started on people who actually tip up to play solely in defence). It's five a side man! It's the antidote to the unavoidable tactics and strategising of 11 a side. You tip up and every fucker is Maradona for an hour. Mint. Is that a dig btw? Baldy Beckenbauer. Nah you cover the pitch tbf-you just track back where I don't cos I'm a lazy get. There's a lad I've played with since late teenage though and seriously, he's been past the half way line about twice in fifteen years. He pays £5 to come along and defend/slag everyone else off for not defending. Wtf? Kiss my stones tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meenzer 15115 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Does it count if you're too shagged-out by the time you actually get to the halfway line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Best game of 5 a side i've played in a long time last night. 2-0 down 10 mins into the game then 5-4 lead with a couple of mins to go. They pull it back to 5-5 and then we score the winner with 15 seconds to go. Stevie hit the post 4 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I had about 6 shots all game scored one, four hit the post, but what a game. What a game though and they were top of the league, such fit cunts the opposition, all about 23-26, fucking fast as fuck, was a contrast in styles, athleticism against braun and technique, the fat cunts won the day It's four years since my five a side team won a trophy we play the new league leaders next week (mackem cunts) and we will go top if we win. Can someone answer me this, if a player says "leave it" in five a side is it a free kick, the ref seemed to think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Can someone answer me this, if a player says "leave it" in five a side is it a free kick, the ref seemed to think not. Never heard that in my natch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaustinoSaspirella 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Depends on where you play tbh..... some pull it up others don't bother.... Barstewards don't like it when u meg someone and shout 'MEGGGGGGGSSSSS'...they tend to pull that up ... Ungentlemanly conduct my arse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Depends on where you play tbh..... some pull it up others don't bother.... Barstewards don't like it when u meg someone and shout 'MEGGGGGGGSSSSS'...they tend to pull that up ... Ungentlemanly conduct my arse... Thing is, Stevie and another of our lads could have cleared the ball. Their lad shouted 'leave it' so all of our team stopped, and there lad stuck it in an empty net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6822 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Serves them right for being so gormless and listening to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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