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Canny! Can you get the league online like?

Aye results normally go on the same neet.

 

www.powerleague.co.uk You need to reg like but it takes 30 seconds.

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4-1 win last night :D

 

I played right wing, set-up or opener after half-time, then won the free kick for the 4th-getting a wobbly ankle in the process. I backed into a centre back and a keeper on the free kick and neither of them put up any resistance, so they were both half way into the net when the ball was smashed goalwards.

 

Talk of a walkover next week, so nice to finish the season on a high.

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Canny! Can you get the league online like?

Aye results normally go on the same neet.

 

www.powerleague.co.uk You need to reg like but it takes 30 seconds.

 

Ah, was already registered. Didn't know it was part of the powerleague. :D

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easiest game of 5 a side ive ever played tonight 29-0, ive honestly never encountered a team so awful in my life

 

no pace, no strength, no ability on the ball

 

they had one lad who actually couldnt kick the ball and their keeper needed to goes to collect anything, even passes back to him hed miss them first time and then scramble over to get it second time

 

more than once they'd kick off from the centre to no one for one of our team to run on to it and just pop it past their keeper, it was mental

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easiest game of 5 a side ive ever played tonight 29-0, ive honestly never encountered a team so awful in my life

 

no pace, no strength, no ability on the ball

 

they had one lad who actually couldnt kick the ball and their keeper needed to goes to collect anything, even passes back to him hed miss them first time and then scramble over to get it second time

 

more than once they'd kick off from the centre to no one for one of our team to run on to it and just pop it past their keeper, it was mental

 

I was once involved in a 20 minute 5-a-side game where we won 27-0. To rub salt in the wounds I came out of nets last couple of minutes to swap with the lad who was scoring all our goals and got 2 myself. One of the kids playing for the opposition had some sort of medical tube going up his nose and had some sort of limp. They were the 5-a-side equivalent to the Raggy Dolls.

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On a side note. We had a female referee last week, early 20s, and she was easily the best ref I've had in the last 2 years. Seemed to understand that football is a contact sport, unlike some of the twats who blow up as soon as you go shoulder to shoulder with someone

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On a side note. We had a female referee last week, early 20s, and she was easily the best ref I've had in the last 2 years. Seemed to understand that football is a contact sport, unlike some of the twats who blow up as soon as you go shoulder to shoulder with someone

refs are a constant problem for us

 

there are basically two decent ones in the whole place

 

the rest are just a bunch of nobs all around 25 who spend most of their time looking at their phones

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I was once involved in a 20 minute 5-a-side game where we won 27-0. To rub salt in the wounds I came out of nets last couple of minutes to swap with the lad who was scoring all our goals and got 2 myself. One of the kids playing for the opposition had some sort of medical tube going up his nose and had some sort of limp. They were the 5-a-side equivalent to the Raggy Dolls.

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easiest game of 5 a side ive ever played tonight 29-0, ive honestly never encountered a team so awful in my life

 

no pace, no strength, no ability on the ball

 

they had one lad who actually couldnt kick the ball and their keeper needed to goes to collect anything, even passes back to him hed miss them first time and then scramble over to get it second time

 

more than once they'd kick off from the centre to no one for one of our team to run on to it and just pop it past their keeper, it was mental

 

I was once involved in a 20 minute 5-a-side game where we won 27-0. To rub salt in the wounds I came out of nets last couple of minutes to swap with the lad who was scoring all our goals and got 2 myself. One of the kids playing for the opposition had some sort of medical tube going up his nose and had some sort of limp. They were the 5-a-side equivalent to the Raggy Dolls.

 

well youve certainly trumped my story :lol:

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easiest game of 5 a side ive ever played tonight 29-0, ive honestly never encountered a team so awful in my life

 

no pace, no strength, no ability on the ball

 

they had one lad who actually couldnt kick the ball and their keeper needed to goes to collect anything, even passes back to him hed miss them first time and then scramble over to get it second time

 

more than once they'd kick off from the centre to no one for one of our team to run on to it and just pop it past their keeper, it was mental

 

I was once involved in a 20 minute 5-a-side game where we won 27-0. To rub salt in the wounds I came out of nets last couple of minutes to swap with the lad who was scoring all our goals and got 2 myself. One of the kids playing for the opposition had some sort of medical tube going up his nose and had some sort of limp. They were the 5-a-side equivalent to the Raggy Dolls.

 

Ha!

 

Sounds like the scene from Something About Mary with the retards playing football.

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SLP can talk. He's a dead ringer for Sad Sack.

 

:lol:

 

In a spooky turn of events, we played early on last night and won 23-0. The only crippling disabilities the oposition had this time was that they were posh rgger boys who've come to football late. I got so bored I alternated between doing shuttle runs in the box and sitting down against the post. I was knackered.

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Anyone play individual sets (of first to five) and then keep re-setting? Keeps it competitive, especially when you've got a load of shit playing.

 

we tend to do that when we're playing at the astro, splitting in to several teams of two and playing first ot 5

 

not heard of playing it in proper leagues though

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Anyone play individual sets (of first to five) and then keep re-setting? Keeps it competitive, especially when you've got a load of shit playing.

 

we tend to do that when we're playing at the astro, splitting in to several teams of two and playing first ot 5

 

not heard of playing it in proper leagues though

 

Nah it's not in a league, I don't play 5-a-side in a league. 5-a-side is strictly for fun in my book.

 

And it's not revolving teams either, it's just two teams. The scores get re-set when one team gets to 5 goals and you start again. It keeps it competitive because 5 goals is always in nearish reach as a target even if you're the weaker team. You can still tell whos won overall by the end of the match.

 

It sounds shit (I realise) and I hated it the first time I played in that system but it's spot on now I reckon. I can't be doing with double figure winning margins. How anyone can enjoy 'banging' another goal in at 35-0 in a 5-a-side game is beyond me.

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Anyone play individual sets (of first to five) and then keep re-setting? Keeps it competitive, especially when you've got a load of shit playing.

 

we tend to do that when we're playing at the astro, splitting in to several teams of two and playing first ot 5

 

not heard of playing it in proper leagues though

 

Nah it's not in a league, I don't play 5-a-side in a league. 5-a-side is strictly for fun in my book.

 

And it's not revolving teams either, it's just two teams. The scores get re-set when one team gets to 5 goals and you start again. It keeps it competitive because 5 goals is always in nearish reach as a target even if you're the weaker team. You can still tell whos won overall by the end of the match.

 

It sounds shit (I realise) and I hated it the first time I played in that system but it's spot on now I reckon. I can't be doing with double figure winning margins. How anyone can enjoy 'banging' another goal in at 35-0 in a 5-a-side game is beyond me.

 

The Australians do it at International level...

 

maybe you're just not as manly as them?

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last game of the season tomorrow.

 

We're currently 4th place in the table, level on points with 3rd, but we're 2 goals worse off on GD. They play the league leaders, and we play a midtable team.

 

3rd place play the league winners in the match before us on the same pitch, so we'll know what result we need going into our game.

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