The Fish 11030 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 (edited) definitely take the holiday, it's paid for. I haven't had a proper holiday since I was about 18, everything has either been travelling round Europe (not much of a relaxing time when the person you're travelling with insists on a daily itinerary) or a weekend break here or there, not a real holiday by anyones measure.* The Holiday will give you a chance to get away from the problems over here just long enough so that your head can get clear, without "running away". You can have fun, spend some time with someone who you haven't had chance to because of whatever. It's definitely one of those moments in your life where saying yes might cause some hassle or stress but saying No would defintely bring regret and "what ifs" for ages. * I edited because I'd left it as either... and then gave no "or" Edited November 22, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15792 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 It'd get you out of London, too, which can be a spectacularly depressing place in November when things aren't going well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 what I failed to mention is she is from NZ and this is really her trip home to see her family. probably switch ticket to a melbourne based fuckaround. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 The Maori bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31341 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Go to NZ, meet her parents and tell them what a fucking bitch their daughter is. Then shag her sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2770 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 It'd get you out of London, too, which can be a spectacularly depressing place in November when things aren't going well. True story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Go to NZ, meet her parents and tell them what a fucking bitch their daughter is. Then shag her sister. ...and her mum. The maori the merrier! *does haka, puts coat on, opens door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 what I failed to mention is she is from NZ and this is really her trip home to see her family. probably switch ticket to a melbourne based fuckaround. Tell her your gonna drop in and see her parents then. When you get there, kick the fatha's back doors in and dump a load all over the mother's kiwi fruits, that will teach her to fuck you around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 what I failed to mention is she is from NZ and this is really her trip home to see her family. probably switch ticket to a melbourne based fuckaround. Tell her your gonna drop in and see her parents then. When you get there, kick the fatha's back doors in and dump a load all over the mother's kiwi fruits, that will teach her to fuck you around What's the NZ equivalent of the Flora treatment btw? Defcon Vegemite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 what I failed to mention is she is from NZ and this is really her trip home to see her family. probably switch ticket to a melbourne based fuckaround. Tell her your gonna drop in and see her parents then. When you get there, kick the fatha's back doors in and dump a load all over the mother's kiwi fruits, that will teach her to fuck you around What's the NZ equivalent of the Flora treatment btw? Defcon Vegemite? When people on here refer to the Flora treatment are they on about the time I scrubbed wor lasses face with the buttered bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Is that another euphemism? I assumed it was about a 'Last Tango in Paris'-type scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Is that another euphemism? I assumed it was about a 'Last Tango in Paris'-type scenario. Get with the fucking program you ball bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 Some absolutely mint advice on here like. I don't know what you lot do for a living but your wasted. Absolutely wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 (edited) double post Edited November 23, 2007 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Is that another euphemism? I assumed it was about a 'Last Tango in Paris'-type scenario. Answer my question cock sock, you're like a politician sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Thought you'd like a final update... I now fully understand the phrase 'aal awar bar the shouting' and can quite confidently reveal that we have fully cleared that stage. Cancelled flight, shifting stuff out, ironing sexy pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21173 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Go to NZ, meet her parents and tell them what a fucking bitch their daughter is. Then shag her sister. ...and her mum. The maori the merrier! *does haka, puts coat on, opens door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 my advice is for you both to grow up and get over it. life's too short to be spent bickering. if you love her (and i'm assuming you do if you were planning on buying a house together) you might just have to bite your tounge and bury the hatchet. i've been with my missus for over ten years, largely i think because we never let rows linger on too long. we shout and scream at each other liek every couple but it's always forgotten the next day. i'd say knowing how to make up is the cornerstone of any successful relationship (along with sexual compatibility). just call me dear deadrie yeah? at the risk of sounding like a right Mr and Mrs Jones [which I'm certainly not], I'd go along with that. If you don't want her to go, then tell her, or you'll regret it. If you do, and she still goes, its far easier to live with knowing you tried. [sorry if I've missed further developments in this thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 ironing sexy pants. I always thought this came along well into a relationship, not just after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Go to NZ, meet her parents and tell them what a fucking bitch their daughter is. Then shag her sister. ...and her mum. The maori the merrier! *does haka, puts coat on, opens door* That's just reminded me, how stupid do white blokes look doing the Haka? Noticed a couple when the NZ rugby league team were over here recently. They looked embarrassed about it, and rightly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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