Laws of the Playground

[Ketsbaia 0]

http://www.playgroundlaw.com/

 

Best site ever

[Guest Sima]

boss

You're boss! That means I think you're great. So we would snap our fingers to Aztec Camera's Somewhere in my Heart on the radio, and agree that 'that song was boss', too. And Bruce Springsteen - how boss was the Boss?

 

Let me stop you there. Recent surveys have shown that Bruce Springsteen was, in fact, a Bent Over Sheep Shagger. Moreover, he's the bent-over sheep shagger, having pipped everyone else to the number one spot in a gruelling week-long animal shagathon.

 

He prefers the bent-over position, because he likes to feel the freshly shorn wool against his tummy, and this also allows another sheep to mount him, as he plays lucky Pierre in a raunchy ovine three-way.

 

Be careful when accepting this compliment, especially when it's preceded by "a", "the", or "my".

 

\o/

 

Edited September 15, 2005 by Sima

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OJ SAMPSON

Nickname of Steve Sampson, a christian tee-totaller who would only drink orange juice

 

[Guest Sima]

It's good, but it's not quite The Onion.

[catmag 337]

Having been knocked down by a double decker bus, John McCracken sported an artificial tin leg. We were most jealous when he got to miss French once because he was down at tech getting it tightened.

 

One did not, however, mess with John. In fights, he would remove his leg and effectively batter the fuck out of his opponent with it. John was also very good at hopping.