Jimbo 175 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Manc will attest to the fact that I do alright for myself, he's seen the caliber of lady I can bedazzle with my charm to the point she'll sleep with me well it's either she's bedazzled by my charm, or blinded by the lights reflecting off my bonce rohypnol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) Manc will attest to the fact that I do alright for myself, he's seen the caliber of lady I can bedazzle with my charm to the point she'll sleep with me well it's either she's bedazzled by my charm, or blinded by the lights reflecting off my bonce Bald man in pulling shocker! Edited November 14, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11102 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Manc will attest to the fact that I do alright for myself, he's seen the caliber of lady I can bedazzle with my charm to the point she'll sleep with me well it's either she's bedazzled by my charm, or blinded by the lights reflecting off my bonce rohypnol ? No, I'm good thanks, got loads left over from the last delivery you made. What confuses me is why use Rohypnol when a brick is free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Manc will attest to the fact that I do alright for myself, he's seen the caliber of lady I can bedazzle with my charm to the point she'll sleep with me well it's either she's bedazzled by my charm, or blinded by the lights reflecting off my bonce rohypnol ? No, I'm good thanks, got loads left over from the last delivery you made. What confuses me is why use Rohypnol when a brick is free? cool, you know its buy one get one free this week ? I often slip a couple of drops of "roofie" in my drink if I feel the need to seduce myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Manc will attest to the fact that I do alright for myself, he's seen the caliber of lady I can bedazzle with my charm to the point she'll sleep with me well it's either she's bedazzled by my charm, or blinded by the lights reflecting off my bonce rohypnol ? No, I'm good thanks, got loads left over from the last delivery you made. What confuses me is why use Rohypnol when a brick is free? I find it more subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Gave myself a No 2 last night, like fucking Dirk Diggler the day tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Gave myself a No 2 last night, like fucking Dirk Diggler the day tbh What you shit on yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Manc will attest to the fact that I do alright for myself, he's seen the caliber of lady I can bedazzle with my charm to the point she'll sleep with me well it's either she's bedazzled by my charm, or blinded by the lights reflecting off my bonce Whooa!!! What the fuck's all this? Don't be roping me into your fanciful web of lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Gave myself a No 2 last night, like fucking Dirk Diggler the day tbh What you shit on yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 None-trimmers = mingers. Wacky almost comes across as laughing and ridiculing those who do in his original post too, which half exposes him as a mong, unless I misinterpreted TBH lasses have a problem with 'large' size of it anyway never mind giving it the 'optical' inch treatment. I'll discuss it with wor lass later, after all it's her toy as much as it is mine I bet she loves it too. Does she shave? Most lasses I know find hairy cocks vulgar. Of course she loves it you daft cunt, it's attached to me To answer your second question, occasionally, but i prefer a fanny spider if I'm truthful P.S You must know a lot of Dykes or their under age. Aaaarrrghgghhhghh *wretch* Jesus! You just know thats some slushy shit he's heard from her anarl. I've just been sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Use the guard on your clippers is my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! poor you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! poor you... Don't feel sorry for him - he'd probably turn himself on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! poor you... Don't feel sorry for him - he'd probably turn himself on! I'm never off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Alex has lost an inch that he can ill afford to lose. If I lost an inch I'd be a lesbian ! poor you... Don't feel sorry for him - he'd probably turn himself on! very true !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Tried shaving my back yesterday as it hadn't been trimmed in a while, fucking nightmare. Obviously couldn't reach every place, so now I have a half stubbly/half hairy back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Hairy shoulders is my secret shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Hairy shoulders is my secret shame. Managed to get rid of those like, it's just those far reach round places that I cannot seem to get rid of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Hairy shoulders is my secret shame. Managed to get rid of those like, it's just those far reach round places that I cannot seem to get rid of. waxing is the way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Hairy shoulders is my secret shame. Managed to get rid of those like, it's just those far reach round places that I cannot seem to get rid of. waxing is the way to go Are you offering like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 wax on wax off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 wax on wax off. Paint the fence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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